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Fuck flowers Neygir 17/06/22(Thu)10:00 No. 24

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I'm allergic to flowers and I blame all of you degenerate gardners for me being sick every day. Every time I walk outside of my damn house my allergies begin to act up and I feel like I'm actually fucking dying. I've went to a fucking doctor about this but none of my damn allergy medication worked so now I'm stuck suffering, feeling like I'm about to fucking die every time I leave the house. I hope each and every one of you rots

horticulturist 17/06/22(Thu)14:31 No. 25

You sound upset, sir. Is there anything I can do to help you out with this anger? Maybe send a bouquet of flowers to your house?

horticulturist 17/06/24(Sat)00:21 No. 27

Good luck trying to live without any plant life.

Though given that we're doing a damn good job of killing off bees we'll be there soon enough.

horticulturist 17/06/24(Sat)22:19 No. 28

Just let the natural selection do it job bruh
Alternatively, you can use a gas mask if you feel like taking a walk

horticulturist 17/06/28(Wed)07:13 No. 29

He could also stop being a fucking millennial and keep working with his doctor to find a medication that works for him. Not every medication works on every person, we're all unique snowflakes; some take a blowtorch to melt, while others simply require the light of the sun. Be more blowtorch.

horticulturist 17/07/26(Wed)18:47 No. 35

Very strawman desu. He could of already worked with them for a very long time already

horticulturist 17/07/27(Thu)06:54 No. 36

Stop and think about what he's asking. He wants all flowering organisms on the planet to die. That means all plants will be dead.

You know what feeds off plants? Animals. So all animals will be dead.

He and the rest of the human race will die of starvation long before his allergies ever clear up.

Maybe he can just keep going to his doctor and stop expecting immediate gratification.

horticulturist 17/08/24(Thu)08:34 No. 43

maybe if his parents werent such hippy peaceniks doting over their precious "river" "rainbow" or whatever his name is, and let him play in the dirt once in a while without sanitizing his hands with alcohol every time they got a brown smudge on them, he wouldn't have his allergies. it's just the planet trying to weed out the weak. blame your parents.

horticulturist 17/09/01(Fri)03:25 No. 44

His name is Moonbeam Braxlee Dehstany Zebulon and you'll like it.

Because God knows he doesn't.

horticulturist 17/12/05(Tue)11:42 No. 55


Wear a fucking gas mask.

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