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Optimus Prime 14/10/19(Sun)16:14 No. 733450 [Reply]

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I'm deployed in the army, when I get out I'm going to do a ton of drugs go to france and join the Legion?
What do you guys got going on?

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ian 14/10/20(Mon)00:17 No. 733459

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Keep your head up friend

Weeabot 14/10/20(Mon)04:52 No. 733464

I want to start hitting trannies too, but where do I get them? I don't go out much. Do you pay them?

Moot 14/10/20(Mon)10:39 No. 733469

Distribute brainwashing devices disguised as your products.

Optimus Prime 14/10/18(Sat)10:50 No. 733421 [Reply]

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Interesting, I had no idea they were so many Germans visiting here.


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Anonymous 14/10/20(Mon)00:00 No. 733458


I have a feeling the searches for "super deepthroat" might be from the flash game on /fl/ that's been here since 2011.

herp 14/10/20(Mon)00:17 No. 733460

oh that? but surely there are tons of other places for that online...
but I guess 7chan being one of them accounts for it...

Novice Equestrian 14/10/20(Mon)01:11 No. 733461

oh that? but surely there are tons of other places for that online...
But their URLs change, are deleted and updated. Since 7Chan is rather static by comparison it'll place higher in search results and attain a higher hit-rate until facebook decided they want some SDT action and pay google to bump them up.

Reimu Hakurei 14/10/13(Mon)13:33 No. 733262 [Reply]

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Is anyone on benzos or other pills for anxiety/panic attack disorder or whatever I'm feeling? How fast did you get them?

My heart is suddenly racing fast and I feel like I'm gonna die for no reason and I don't know why. I've been avoiding going to the doctor for various reasons based on anxiety of living my house and interacting with people.

I don't know if i should ask my regular doctor for pills. I'm not trying to scam for drugs but I feel like he won't believe me since I don't act typically robotic around him.

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Brony 14/10/19(Sun)02:01 No. 733440

Sorry, snowflake. I do nothing but think of the woes and needs of the mentally ill.
airwolf you all. I wish we had somewhere to stick you so we wouldn't have to hear about your petty, trivial, meaningless problems all the time.

Hurr this makes me anxious
Durr I'm sad
HurrDurr people break into my house while I'm asleep and molest me, then hide under my bed and whisper for me to murder my children.

Conductor Cat 14/10/19(Sun)03:28 No. 733443

You've made me so sad...
Tingling is my skin,
Wretched are these veins....

Are you happy now DAD anon?!

Moot 14/10/19(Sun)07:42 No. 733445


braindead strawberryed comment of the week. congrats

zeneslev 14/10/14(Tue)08:04 No. 733305 [Reply]

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why must mushroom growing conditions be so sterile? there's no clean room in the wild...

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h 14/10/18(Sat)16:13 No. 733426

OP, the wild mushrooms have to contend with predators, competitors, drought/excess moisture, poor temperature conditions, etc. You want your mushrooms to not have to deal with any of that.
Also, you don't want competing organisms because they are most likely going to be harmful to you.

if you haven't started already, i suggest you give up on trying to grow mushrooms op.

r000t 14/10/18(Sat)16:40 No. 733427

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Weeabot 14/10/18(Sat)22:18 No. 733436

they don't have to be, but in the wild any old fungus can grow, if you want a specific kind of mushroom in a specivic place (psilocybin in my jar) you need to kil off the competition

tee 14/10/06(Mon)11:01 No. 732913 [Reply]

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Hi, you don't know me but I can full confidently say I know everything about you. You're going through hardships and I understand some of you might even say "my life is perfect I have no idea what you're talking about" well that just makes me all the more worried about you because that's a display of psychological blocking but don't worry I'm here to help I can solve all your problems whatever it be family, friends, job or money I have the answer.

It's accepted by most that the universe is cold and mostly void of life but what if I told you that they're wrong? Now before I go into that I need to say something...the world will be destroyed by Ebola by January 15th but don't worry I have a plan and it goes back to what I said earlier, the universe is not what you see it as oh no it's WAY more than that, the universe we see is not really the universe but I'm going spare you guys this boring science stuff and get to the opportunity. I made a machine that sees what the universe really is and what I say was God himself and he told me about the doom the world will be facing soon and told me to select a number of people to be saved and the people I picked are you guys.

He said that only those sworn to loyalty may be saved so that's what I need from you; your sworn loyalty and only half of your paycheck because this machine can only hold me as of now but with your help, money and loyalty it will be big enough for all of us. Once it's done it will emit a gas and we will be graced by God himself, you know those "stars" in the sky? Well what science didn't tell you is that in those stars are your own personal heaven it's what God told me himself in the Gas Machine he also told me about the evils of science and your government because they are hiding this fact. So can I count on you? With this decision you take this great opportunity to live the life of your dreams where none of your problems exist a Heaven outside of this planet but don't wait because the Armageddon from Ebola is not far from now so act fast.

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zeneslev 14/10/16(Thu)01:14 No. 733354

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The god of organised religion sent you did he?

PrettyPony 14/10/16(Thu)16:06 No. 733373

101 butthurt

W. T. Snacks 14/10/17(Fri)07:48 No. 733401

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To be honest I wrote this while I was coming down from a high, I get weird ideas when I'm on drugs.

Looking at this now...what I wrote is just some fragmented satirization on Jim Jones I didn't think anyone would take this seriously. It's also written poorly.

r000t 14/10/15(Wed)08:57 No. 733341 [Reply]

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What do you think of my chocolate nuts?

And my nutcracker?

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zeneslev 14/10/16(Thu)21:23 No. 733382

it could work by simply passing the exact string to the youtube api; but that would expand options for both newfags and trolls to be the reason why we can't have nice things.


Brony 14/10/17(Fri)05:58 No. 733398

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It could remove all arguments but known safe ones, such as start time. I don't think it's worth the effort though.

4chan user 14/10/17(Fri)06:34 No. 733399

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this is still the best place to be!
shed a manly tear

derp 14/10/12(Sun)05:25 No. 733198 [Reply]

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I'm starting to worry that my profound hate for women could ruin my chances of getting sex, love and/or long term relationships. How do you cope with that? I'd like to get a non-gay answer in here if you could give one.

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Novice Equestrian 14/10/16(Thu)22:25 No. 733388

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Two strange and unfortunate aspects of human nature are how we have a staunch belief that we are individuals in the sense that no one else is like us or has had similar thoughts or experiences, and that we we are incapable of seeing beyond our own noses as well as beyond what are looking for -- complementary vs. challenging evidence. This has led to a resistance to metamorphosis in general and a lot of griping throughout our species' history. And since we humans have developed the ability to forget, history has a tendency to be cyclical.

Products of imperfect Beings are always going to exhibit imperfections. This extends to all human constructs: civilization, society, laws, customs, offspring, gadgets, software, et al. It's time to recognize and accept this and move beyond wallowing -- that is, take positive action against the apathetic, ignorant or malevolent proliferation of stagnant behavior. Imperfections merely signifies a chance and the need for improvement. Thinking with a fixed mindset as opposed to a growth mindset has already paralyzed your potential to take positive actions towards bettering the situation.

People are convinced that technology and engineering will fix the world, mitigate or even eliminate inconveniences, and ease our existential pains. Sure, it may accomplish these points, but not without consequences. They are not panaceas and should not be treated or viewed as such. And do not in any way address the problems with our behavior and perceptions (culture). The only way to address this issue is for individuals to take positive actions to improve themselves to be more kind, understanding, educated, giving, etc. And to sweeten the point, this has great positive externalities. Everybody wins!

Novice Equestrian 14/10/16(Thu)23:33 No. 733392

Psychfag here.

There are a lot of opinions here with some good, and a LOT of very shitty, advice; I have no idea if OP is even going to read this, but I want to throw my two cents in.

Misogyny can be the result of any number of negative experiences, or even ingrained through culture and/or upbringing. Fundamentally, though, it's a form of prejudice alongside racism, homophobia, ageism, or anything else like that. As with any of the above examples, you've developed beliefs based on the things you've been through, and apply conclusions based on those beliefs to new situations. The problem is: everyone is different. Females aren't "all the same" anymore than your group of friends are, or your family members. In fact, "females" refers to a massive section of the population (roughly half, though just barely under), which simply can't be summed up through a stereotype. I realize that you may have had a number of very similar experiences with girls in the past, but consider the sample size of your relationships vs all women. Moreover, this worldview you've cultivated ignores the influence of culture, upbringing, mental illness, and countless other factors (both know and unknown) that influence any individual and their behaviour.

I don't know what happened to ingrain these biases and beliefs in you, bro, but figuring that out is a great place to start improving. Be honest with yourself about your relationships - how they failed, why they failed - and how your beliefs and behaviours *could* have been a factor in each scenario. Maybe reach out to some of your exes and ask them what their perspective is on how things ended.

Lastly, I think you should do some reading about Mindfulness. It's not just some hokey, east-asian bullshit; it can be a valuable tool in learning to handle your own thoughts and anxieties. It's a major part of modern cognitive-behavioural therapy.

I hope you take the time to read this. Before you decide to act on or ignore what I've said, consider that I wouldn't have wasted my time writing all of this if I didn't think it could be some help to you.

Steve 14/10/17(Fri)04:17 No. 733394

>Psychfag here
>A month into psych 101 at CC
Good for you!

>user was banned for this post

Marisa Kirisame 14/05/06(Tue)10:38 No. 722687 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]

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Dream thread. Post any dreams that you remember. Pic related: my bed.

I was looking at a CD album art that looked like a gray arch and some clouds, or maybe a girl's butt, but probably a grey stone arch and some grey clouds. Señora S., my Spanish teacher, was explaining to us about the artist, and I looked forward and saw a larger image of the painting. There was a tornado in the ocean, and I asked if God was angry. Señora S. said no, it was only a demon. The tornado turned into a storm that generated some orange light. It plunged down into the water and then exploded, and out of it came an aircraft. This aircraft was similar to the Halberd (Kirby, video game) in shape, but mostly it resembled what I imagined Howl's castle (Howl's Moving Castle, movie) to look like when it was first created. It was a great airship with many wings and Howl was there shouting about how great it was to be flying in the airship, and I was there with him. He said to someone who I now assume to be Calcifer that he should have brought another blanket. We were flying low over great mountains now, and then we were upon them, sliding along the ridge, being pulled by a rope. The ridge was sharp. There was no flat area on the ridge, only an edge where the two sides of the mountain came together. We continued along for some time, slowing down and climbing a bit more upward now. I was holding on to the rope, and pulling myself up, and I realized that I was the last in the band of climbers who perhaps resembled the band of dwarfs in The Hobbit, and so I ran. We came to what seemed to be the top of the mountain, because there were bushes and a stone path. We went up this stone path, amid some apprehensions. I was still the last in line, along with some other person, and we heard someone say "Get out of here!" and so I ran the other way. I soon decided that I should not abandon my company, and I went back up the stone path, grabbing onto the bushes to pull me along because it is hard to run in a dream, and there were some of our men and some soldiers with brown stone blocks as part of their heads or their hats, I'm not sure. We were lined up along what looked like a runway for a plane, and there might have been a castle in the background, but I was not paying attention to that. It was like a turn-based RPG. I did a combo attack with my spear, and woke up.

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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 14/10/02(Thu)05:25 No. 732697

Sometimes I have the weirdest dreams. Most of the time they are centered around my somewhat American Indian ancestry. I am 1/4 Blackfoot i was told, never cared to research that origin but i seen some relatives on that side of the family. ANYWAY

This one dream I had about a month ago or so, I was on horseback with I believe was a war party. In that war party it was Myself and at least +40 others. The season must have been early-Mid fall, for the air seemed cold and the little trees around where almost completely bare. We all had our faces painted and some were in regalia such as Feathered bonnets and porcupine roaches.We were crossing a river, and when they spoke in my dream they spoke fluent Blackfoot, and like i could understand them completely and even exchanged words about where we were heading. We were heading to an Assiniboine Sioux camp about a days ride away. We camped at this site on the river creek and the men were practicing with their war clubs and spears, getting their horses rested, singing and dancing and eating some deer that was slain (althought i dont know where the deer came from). When morning came we headed out first thing when the sun came around the horizon, this must have been on the plains obviously for which little trees were in the area and lots of grass reaching to the knees of the horses. When we were crossing that river we rode for what seemed like hours. Then another indian on horseback came to us, he must have been a scout or something. He was in a panic, for which the sioux have spotted him and were getting ready to chase him. The Indian, and i remember this one being significantly different, for which his horse was grey with black spots and he himself had a huge war bonnet with a long lance (or spear). He said we must either go ahead and meet them or coward away. The scout explained that there were more than 50 men who were ready to fight on their side, and just after he finished saying that we heard what sounded like thunder at first, roaring and trembling the earth. We looked and a cloud of dust was approaching and fast. We all got our lances and clubs ready and headed directly at them. I remember in this dream i was extremely nervous, wanting to back out when we were riding towards them. Then this warrior next to me sang some song, probably a war song or goodbye song (songs sung before death). When we finally got into distance i remember seeing one sioux getting knocked off his horse and causing my horse to trip over and eject me off. I was standing their with a club and i seen a sioux charging at me, he has on a white horse with a green painted buckskin or buffalorobe. As he was charging i managed to try and hit him but ended up striking his horse. The horse fell down and the sioux got up, he had the same weapon as me just about, but his had a feather on the handle of the weapon. We circled each other at first before he hit me in the arm, i remember feeling extreme pain as if he broke my arm, the Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

W. T. Snacks 14/10/02(Thu)12:46 No. 732719

For the first time since this thread was posted, i actually remembered a dream!

part of one anyway...

I was standing in either an alley or a small parking lot shouting at a wall. I was pretending to have an argument with my mother. Although I can't recall the subject it was most likely some mistake or neglect of hers I suffered in childhood that I still hold a grudge for, despite my relatively normal and healthy chilhood. Acting out arguments past, future and theoritical is actually a pretty normal thing for me to do IRL, but usually in regard to people and subjects in my everyday life (haven't been to see my family in years and we don't really keep in touch). Then some guy I've never seen before asks me if I'm alright.

I had no idea there was anyone around and then this guy out of nowhere interrupts me having a full-on shouting match with my invisible mother. I was mortified.

I said something like "eh.. uhm.. just talking to myself... i do that..." and shuffled away like an embarrassed zombie.

As usual, my dream was so real i woke up thinking this actually happened. I realized that it didn't make sense only because it was my mother I was having an imaginary argument with, mostly because I thoroughly exhausted all the real and imaginary arguments we could ever have years ago.

Steve 14/10/16(Thu)21:59 No. 733387

I had this crazy dream last night that I feel like sharing. I remember almost none of it but at one point I had a dream my teeth just started coming out. It was kinda "scary" though, like I was really worried. I think I woke up tonging all of my teeth to make sure they were still there.

r000t 14/10/12(Sun)11:21 No. 733214 [Reply]

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Christian conspiracy theorists make as much sense as atheist priests.

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Christian Weston Chandler 14/10/16(Thu)01:23 No. 733356

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Yes. Yes.

Spider Expert 14/10/16(Thu)01:37 No. 733358

Silence, heretic.

Christian Weston Chandler 14/10/16(Thu)21:31 No. 733385

I thought it might be a about conspiracy theorists that obsess about a particular conspiracy related to Christianity.

It doesn't make any more sense of the thread than either of your proposals.

zeneslev 14/09/29(Mon)11:57 No. 732479 [Reply]

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I found one of these airwolfers on my marijuana plant. I thought it was a cute caterpillar and let it crawl on my hand. Then I looked it up and it turns out it was a gross ass moth spawn. The worst part is they ruin plants. Who actually gives a airwolf about moths?

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Novice Equestrian 14/10/03(Fri)05:59 No. 732750

Silverfish are great, they're like prehistoric little tough guys, have you ever watched them run? So amazing! Also they're totally harmless! They have a cousin species that lives in damp warm places called firebrats.

Nyan Cat 14/10/03(Fri)10:23 No. 732769


Lorf 14/10/16(Thu)10:34 No. 733368

>> Also they're totally harmless!
To you perhaps. See what they do to your clothes and books.

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