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Marisa Kirisame 17/04/01(Sat)05:49 No. 763789 [Reply]

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How bad is your autism?

On first impression (or a lack of since my face and voice is expressionless), you'd think I'm normal, but let me guide you through a life rife with autism:

1) When excited, such as from solving a problem in computer programming, I get out of control to the extent that I'm furiously tapping my fingernails against the computer screen, if not running and sliding down the hardwood and jumping off walls and flailing my arms.
2) I rock side-to-side, back and forth on my back on the bed for up to 3 hours a day. My mind goes to a peaceful place.
3) I scream belligerently at work if someone orders me to do something from an irrational basis. Literally, I'm the freak at work protected by the Union.
4) Absolutely no relation to society apart from enjoying sex. I have never understood society. How could they be consumed by one another to the extent that it numbs their rationality? I share none of society's values: clothing, style, appearance, celebrities, sports, people (non-sociologically), cars...
5) My mother told me that when I was as young as 3, I would always turn around and back into her when she held her arms out for a hug.
6) Didn't stop crying for the first 2 years after birth.
7) Hyper-fixated interests, such as the 5-hour-per-day playing of a game which has lead me to be the best in the world at it.
6) No desire to make friends. I love solitude.
7) Can easily go 3 days without sleep because my brain simply doesn't stop.
8) Chew off the skin on my fingers to the point that it looks like I have a skin disease.
9) Crippling anxiety.
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Closet Furry 17/04/08(Sat)13:33 No. 763988

Where did you get the idea that the OP is pretending to be female?

Sazpaimon 17/04/08(Sat)13:36 No. 763989

Unfortunately, you can tell by the level of rationality in their response that it is female. I really wish females would return to the kitchen. Only men should be allowed to use the internet.

Conductor Cat 17/04/14(Fri)08:46 No. 764163

Fellas, fellas, there's obviously enough autism present in this thread to go around. No need to fight one another over a guy who never claimed to be a woman but because of your autism you insist must be a woman.

zeneslev 17/04/08(Sat)10:42 No. 763975 [Reply]

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shit in my mouth

He-Man 17/03/16(Thu)14:10 No. 763322 [Reply]

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Brony 17/03/24(Fri)08:56 No. 763508

whered her chin go?

O.P. 17/03/25(Sat)01:43 No. 763542

To a different chan.

He-Man 17/04/08(Sat)11:03 No. 763977

Both Unichan and Infinatechan got hit at the same time.
Neither are fully restored.
Was this a coincidence?

Miku Fanboy 17/04/05(Wed)13:39 No. 763899 [Reply]

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This is Jo, she's a New Zealander with an ugly face but some cute, perky titties, does anyone want to see them?

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Bob Ross 17/04/07(Fri)03:44 No. 763940

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Now take them again and FOCUS the airwolfing camera.

Marisa Kirisame 17/04/07(Fri)06:40 No. 763946

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Steve 17/04/08(Sat)09:59 No. 763969

no, i got bored as hell of pedestrian shit like that decades ago

how about you show me something interesting instead, like a fat man getting titairwolfed

h 17/04/06(Thu)10:11 No. 763925 [Reply]

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Liru Fanboy 17/04/07(Fri)05:26 No. 763942

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O.P. 17/04/01(Sat)00:30 No. 763785 [Reply]

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When time began over 9000 years ago, were the professional scholars of Science and Health even capacity with the people who dedicated their lives into building monuments in Sumeria? People waste money and investments in the name of science, while ancient brown-skinned pre-neanderthals enjoy sunbathing and stacking bricks on top of each other.

Cryomancer 17/04/03(Mon)20:03 No. 763862

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It's liked you just vomited ignorance all over your computer. Read a book, and not one with a swastika on the cover.

Moot 17/04/04(Tue)19:26 No. 763878

>not one with a swastika
Those are the best kind.

PrettyPony 17/04/06(Thu)00:57 No. 763913

I think OP is playing Watch Dogs 2 and just finished the New Dawn storyline.

h 17/04/05(Wed)10:38 No. 763895 [Reply]

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Anybody else in vpl? Caught this guy hanging around at Walmart. I gotta say. It's hot when the guy is hot lol

Miku Fanboy 17/04/02(Sun)13:17 No. 763840 [Reply]

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/b/ its been over two decades now since i realized that video porn is way too hilarious to jerk off to. all those desperate losers trying to do humiliating things with their bodies to survive is incredibly amusing, but not even slightly erotic.
regardless that or because of it maybe, i remain a fan of pornography to this day.

back when i developed my theory of porn-as-slapstick-comedy i decided that the funniest thing i could ever imagine finding on the internet would be to see a fat man getting titairwolfed.
i've been looking ever since, without luck. maybe i'll have to gain a few hundred pound and star in the movie myself

has anyone here ever seen a fat man getting titairwolfed?

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4chan user 17/04/03(Mon)23:35 No. 763870

I just realized it's titf-ucking

Closet Furry 17/04/04(Tue)01:55 No. 763871

Consider various races of children.

Liru Fanboy 17/04/05(Wed)01:51 No. 763887

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that is the original

here is what it looks like with the original realistic nose removed and and anime nose aded

Bob Ross 17/04/03(Mon)22:35 No. 763866 [Reply]

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h 17/04/04(Tue)04:16 No. 763872

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zeneslev 17/04/02(Sun)04:35 No. 763824 [Reply]

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You are really starting to Bug me

tee 17/04/02(Sun)09:35 No. 763833

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