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zeneslev 17/01/12(Thu)19:17 No. 761762
761762

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Okay, time to get in shape.

I did 13 pushups today.


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Lorf 17/02/21(Tue)08:52 No. 762788

>>762762
I did 21 pushups today, Monday.


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Christian Weston Chandler 17/02/22(Wed)12:18 No. 762808

>>762788
I didn't do any pushups Tuesday, because I didn't sleep.

Well, I took a nap, but that was all.

I really need to work on my sleep schedule.


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Optimus Prime 17/02/23(Thu)06:52 No. 762826

>>762808
I did 21 pushups today, Wednesday.


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Homicide 17/02/25(Sat)13:50 No. 762870

>>762826
I did 21 pushups today, Friday.


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[tags4lyf]PEARS 17/02/27(Mon)09:19 No. 762917

>>762870
I did 22 pushups today, Sunday.


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Steve 17/03/03(Fri)16:56 No. 763002

>>762917
I did 22 pushups today, Thursday.


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Cryomancer 17/03/03(Fri)20:42 No. 763006

please self-sage if you're going to keep doing this


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Christian Weston Chandler 17/03/04(Sat)02:23 No. 763016

>>763002
I did 22 pushups today, Friday.


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Novice Equestrian 17/03/04(Sat)05:33 No. 763020
763020

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https://youtu.be/qqY48oMiDrc


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ian 17/03/05(Sun)07:40 No. 763041

>>763025
Tell me about a steak and lobster/shrimp diet. With a little salad, minimal dressing, a cup of orange juice.

I am very wealthy. I am restricted to the confines of 238 acres. I try to walk the fenceline everyday but all I see in the distance is more lights and more sounds.

In may I will be going away. Its my goal to lose weight by that time. How much? Whatever I seem reasonable and conservative.


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4chan user 17/03/06(Mon)06:38 No. 763075

>>763016
I did 22 pushups today, Sunday.


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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 17/03/10(Fri)11:23 No. 763163

>>763075
It's now Friday and you haven't given us an update.

Don't start slacking off now and making excuses, I thought you were better than that. Get on the floor and kiss that dirt you pussy.


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Sonichu 17/03/11(Sat)18:45 No. 763226

>>763163
This shitty thread and the sack of unfit sack of shit that is OP will not die if I also have anything to say about it.


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[tags4lyf]PEARS 17/03/12(Sun)04:45 No. 763243

>>763226
Hey, relax fella. You need a rest, guy.


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Cryomancer 17/03/15(Wed)11:11 No. 763297

I did 22 pushups today, Wednesday.

>>763163
Hey, thanks for holding me accountable. My sleep / eat / shower cycle has been a bit haphazard lately, so I haven't been in the habit of pushing up at a certain time every day.


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Brony 17/03/19(Sun)04:42 No. 763403

>>763297
I did 22 pushups today, Saturday.


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Anonymous 17/03/23(Thu)18:00 No. 763498

>>763403
I did 22 pushups today, Thursday.


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W. T. Snacks 17/03/24(Fri)09:13 No. 763509

>>762294
Or be a real man and defect to ISIS and not be an army fag.


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OP 17/03/25(Sat)00:03 No. 763536

>>763509
Isis is pretty great. I think everyone should give radical islam a try.


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Brony 17/03/25(Sat)06:03 No. 763552

>>763509
>>763536
The DHS, CIA, NSA, FBI, and Secret Service are now monitoring this thread.


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Miku Fanboy 17/03/25(Sat)10:22 No. 763561

>>763552
Don't forget the lizard people, George Soros, and whoever the latest boogeyman-of-the-week is.


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p4ch3c0 17/03/25(Sat)12:43 No. 763563

>>763561
Except none of those fantasy villains operate an enormous data-center hooked in to the internet backbone recording all traffic so the government can plain-text search anything unencrypted for keywords related to domestic and foreign criminal activity and terrorists threats.

The US government actually has one of those, and they are actually doing that.


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W. T. Snacks 17/03/25(Sat)15:18 No. 763566

>>763552
Brainwashing works both ways, and even when you know you're getting played the "game" of persuasion tactics works just as well regardless. That means that if we turn more of the alphabet soup into one of us we can mold the world in our image.

With that in mind: this thread is now about how you can't get arrested for distributing child porn if the police kill you while you shoot up your school. Also related is how if you loudly renounce Islam after you publicly join ISIS you can turn your community into a terrorist target because muh apostasy.


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h 17/03/25(Sat)16:40 No. 763568

>>763498
I did 22 pushups today, Saturday.


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Christian Weston Chandler 17/03/28(Tue)00:13 No. 763656

>>763568
I did 22 pushups today, Monday.


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Homicide 17/03/28(Tue)22:58 No. 763690

>>763656
I did 22 pushups today, Tuesday.


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Anonymous 17/03/30(Thu)23:42 No. 763751

>>763690
I did 22 pushups today, Thursday.


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Novice Equestrian 17/04/01(Sat)23:06 No. 763816

>>763751
I did 22 pushups today, Saturday.


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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 17/04/04(Tue)22:08 No. 763882

>>763816
I did 22 pushups today, Tuesday.


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[tags4lyf]PEARS 17/04/06(Thu)07:57 No. 763921

Oh, hi, my foreign friends, my fam.
Last year every 3 days I do 50 push-ups and 20 pull-ups, 3 approaches each.


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Cryomancer 17/04/09(Sun)02:36 No. 764012

>>763882
I did 22 pushups today, Saturday.


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Bill 17/04/13(Thu)02:22 No. 764090

>>764012
I did 22 pushups today, Wednesday.


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ian 17/04/16(Sun)01:16 No. 764221

>>764090
I did 22 pushups today, Thursday.


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Brony 17/04/21(Fri)15:43 No. 764544

>>764221
I haven't been doing push ups lately, but I have been helping Father with the yard work.


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symbion 17/04/26(Wed)08:33 No. 764822

>>764544
I slept all day today and disappointed Father.


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Sonichu 17/05/02(Tue)16:34 No. 765043

>>764822
I haven't done pushups in a while...


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Homicide 17/05/11(Thu)22:24 No. 765727

>>765043
I did 22 pushups today, for the first time in a while.


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[tags4lyf]PEARS 17/05/13(Sat)02:54 No. 765858

>>765727
I did 22 pushups today, Friday.


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Weeabot 17/05/20(Sat)23:31 No. 766449

>>765858
I did 22 pushups today, Saturday.

Anyone else doing pushups?


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Conductor Cat 17/05/21(Sun)01:00 No. 766451

>>766449
I wasn't but after seeing your posts, I think I'm gonna start. Wait, I'll go do some right now.


Well, that was embarrassing. I did four. And I couldn't even do them right. Jesus, I'm a fat sack of shit.


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Miku Fanboy 17/05/27(Sat)13:53 No. 767139

>>766451
Hey, man, I'm happy for you!

Good job for starting, that's a step in the right direction.

You shouldn't expect to do many right off the bat, but keep at it, and you'll gradually be able to do more.

Give yourself some well deserved credit.

Best wishes!


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poe 17/05/28(Sun)10:34 No. 767194

I mostly do around 25, but my arms been killing me so 16


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Christian Weston Chandler 17/05/29(Mon)07:23 No. 767226

HITII, eg 7min work out every other day, done.

Like most things in life it's simple, but not easy


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Bob Ross 17/05/29(Mon)07:31 No. 767228

I don't do pushups lately, but I ride a bicycle about ten hours a week.


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Moot 17/06/05(Mon)23:01 No. 767617

>>767139
I did a few pushups with a drunk guy.


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h 17/06/08(Thu)03:34 No. 767704

>>767139
This is more encouragement than I ever get from my happily fat assed SO. Thank you. I will do twenty sit ups before bed tonight.


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herp 17/06/08(Thu)04:02 No. 767705

>>767617
Did he yell "airwolf YOU I'M MILLWALL!" before starting?


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Anonymous 17/06/18(Sun)16:21 No. 768265

>>761762
Have you been doing just one set each day?

You can do more pushups I think.

I did thirty yesterday; haven't done any in months before that.

You should try to do like, three sets of ten.

Break it up with some rest or another exercise (sit-ups, stretching; whateveer).

Don't worry if you can't make three whole sets at first.


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OP 17/07/07(Fri)04:10 No. 768958

>>761806
Actually, she's not that bad. She actually does work out, and she doesn't put others down in that way, that I know of.


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tee 17/07/07(Fri)19:49 No. 768974

I have been following and mirroring OP's push up schedule, and I think I am close to achieving immortality and the ability to spawn salad from my body's crevices at will. The true secret lies in shitting life-force--see:>>761886

In truth, the sit-ups are a pointless workaround. You need only find a way to initiate a continuous seepage of that crimson immortality fluid from your butt. All the while, the push-ups are obligatory, of course.

I will keep everyone posted on my findings, and perhaps OP may stumble upon something impressive too. My butt hurts, but it's not enough yet.



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