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zeneslev 17/01/12(Thu)19:17 No. 761762
761762

File 148424504746.jpg - (24.19KB , 483x350 , Push_Up.jpg )

Okay, time to get in shape.

I did 13 pushups today.


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W. T. Snacks 17/01/12(Thu)21:16 No. 761770

You couldn't even do one pushup


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Spiderman 17/01/12(Thu)21:17 No. 761772

Now jog your ass over to /fit/


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Liru Fanboy 17/01/13(Fri)04:44 No. 761782
761782

File 14842790457.jpg - (6.58KB , 227x222 , download (3).jpg )

I did puch up do I win ?


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Reimu Hakurei 17/01/13(Fri)07:10 No. 761783

>>761762
I did 14 pushups today.


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W. T. Snacks 17/01/13(Fri)11:31 No. 761790

>>761782
Girlycise©
Keep gaining weight and feel entitled to take pride in your body because you "work out". Make sure to look at yourself in the mirror after each exercise and "see" how much more fit you look, then shame all your girlfriends who are just as fat as you. Being concieted and putting down your peers are an essential part of the Girlycise© Diet, but don't forget those reward sweets! You "worked out", you deserve cake and ice cream.


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Mudkip 17/01/13(Fri)20:14 No. 761806

>>761790
I know a girl like this, except she's a vegan, and seems to eat pretty healthy.


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Nyan Cat 17/01/14(Sat)01:43 No. 761811

>>761806
There are plenty of ways for a vegan to be a fatass. There aren't any animals involved in growing corn to turn into high fructose corn syrup, for instance.


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Moot 17/01/14(Sat)02:17 No. 761813

>>761811
fattest bitch i ever met was a vegetarian. ate nothing but cheese pizza and ice cream.


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derp 17/01/14(Sat)05:52 No. 761817
761817

File 148436954428.jpg - (5.39KB , 280x180 , images (2).jpg )

>>761813
no vegan

only pus up


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poe 17/01/14(Sat)05:58 No. 761819
761819

File 148436990361.gif - (3.10MB , 620x400 , knee-push-up-new.gif )

 


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Bob Ross 17/01/14(Sat)05:59 No. 761820
761820

File 148436996995.png - (236.42KB , 654x368 , Spiderman-Push-Up-STACK1.png )

 


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Bob Ross 17/01/14(Sat)05:59 No. 761821
761821

File 148436999114.jpg - (37.87KB , 750x500 , 21-Push-Up-Styles-for-Total-Body-Toning-750x500.jpg )

 


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h 17/01/14(Sat)14:12 No. 761832

>>761783
I did 14 pushups again today.


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h 17/01/16(Mon)11:25 No. 761883

>>761832
I slept fitfully in a car and didn't shower.

I am very tired.


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symbion 17/01/16(Mon)11:27 No. 761885

>>761821
If that girl ate right she'd be a 10/10

As it stands she's like a 9 or 8


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W. T. Snacks 17/01/16(Mon)11:30 No. 761886

Oh yeah; and;;

Start with 20 sit-ups and 20 push-ups, rotating when you get tired. Do this every night until it feels comfortable, then do 40 next. Then 60. Then 80, then finally 100 of each. By this point you should start shitting blood relatively often but be strong as airwolf, unless you're black and cheat at everything. I used to do this; push-ups then sit-ups then push-ups then finish until I realized I could probably destroy anything at my current strength. Now I just eat


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Spiderman 17/01/16(Mon)16:01 No. 761893

>>761883
I hope you at least live in a warmer climate. It was -9F here last night.


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Sazpaimon 17/01/17(Tue)05:31 No. 761928

Clean break


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Lorf 17/01/17(Tue)10:49 No. 761937

>>761886
>By this point you should start shitting blood relatively often
That is not normal.


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Sazpaimon 17/01/17(Tue)12:54 No. 761939

>>761883
I did 14 pushups today.


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Brony 17/01/17(Tue)18:33 No. 761945
761945

File 148467440915.jpg - (142.89KB , 1200x800 , practice-for-perfect-push-ups-image.jpg )

>>761885
I make sure to eat 10/10 puch up a day for maximum form and trans-nucleotide lactose supplementation.


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h 17/01/17(Tue)19:43 No. 761946

>>761937
>That is not normal
Said by the man who knows what it means to shit blood regularly and is afraid others will get as powerful as him.


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p4ch3c0 17/01/18(Wed)07:12 No. 761968

>>761946
The fountain of youth is actually full of anus blood.


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Lorf 17/01/18(Wed)08:41 No. 761973

>>761966
Push harder


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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 17/01/18(Wed)19:08 No. 761988

>>761939
I did 15 push ups today!


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Optimus Prime 17/01/18(Wed)20:47 No. 761991

I did 3


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Bill 17/01/19(Thu)00:58 No. 761994

I pushed myself out of my chair and fed my cat.


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4chan user 17/01/19(Thu)04:50 No. 761999

>>761994
Possibly the best work out routine


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OP 17/01/20(Fri)22:56 No. 762037

>>761994
Pics of your cat? I like cats.


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Mudkip 17/01/21(Sat)01:20 No. 762043

More cats


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Anonymous 17/01/21(Sat)18:08 No. 762079

>>761988
Today is Saturday and I did 16 pushups today.


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Nyan Cat 17/01/21(Sat)21:04 No. 762081
762081

File 148502907450.gif - (52.11KB , 200x200 , 4140.gif )

This is the winter of our discount tent


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Steve 17/01/21(Sat)21:05 No. 762082
762082

File 148502910490.gif - (535.45KB , 320x180 , giphy.gif )


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Homicide 17/01/22(Sun)02:00 No. 762091

Can cats even do push-ups?


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PrettyPony 17/01/22(Sun)06:51 No. 762099
762099

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>>762081


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Bill 17/01/22(Sun)08:23 No. 762102

>>762091
Whether they can or not is a pointless question when they never will. Cats don't feel the need to impress anyone else; they just do what they want.


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Homicide 17/01/22(Sun)08:44 No. 762103
762103

File 148507104576.jpg - (951.49KB , 1600x1200 , IMG_20160815_231937.jpg )

>>762037
This is my seventeen year old son Buster and his best friend Ms. Kitty Sopretty. She was a random stray my MIL gave us after his siblings/littermates died. They are so well behaved, they don't even scratch furniture!


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herp 17/01/23(Mon)00:35 No. 762114

>>762103
What good cats!

You must get a higher quality photo of them!


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Sazpaimon 17/01/23(Mon)05:04 No. 762123

>>762079
Today is Sunday and I did 16 pushups today.


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Steve 17/01/23(Mon)20:59 No. 762146

>>762123
Today is Monday and I did 16 pushups today.


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ian 17/01/24(Tue)05:01 No. 762151

bait


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Spiderman 17/01/24(Tue)06:41 No. 762158

>>762151
most bait is shitposting, but not all shitposting is bait. if you feel baited by a thread about (pathetically) exercising, you have some sensitive ego.


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poe 17/01/24(Tue)20:41 No. 762166

>>762114
I know. My tablet's camera is worse than my old webcam. When tax time comes, I'll buy a nice camera and take good pictures of them.


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W. T. Snacks 17/01/25(Wed)01:54 No. 762174

>>762158
Who are you calling pathetic?

I did *17* pushups today!


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Anonymous 17/01/25(Wed)11:01 No. 762185

Ya'll need to up your pushes, clearly


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h 17/01/25(Wed)13:41 No. 762191

>>762174
Try doing three sets of ten, about two minutes apart.


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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 17/01/25(Wed)13:43 No. 762192

Try doing 3 sets of 100 ya lazy airwolfs.


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W. T. Snacks 17/01/25(Wed)13:44 No. 762193

>>762192


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Liru Fanboy 17/01/25(Wed)19:26 No. 762203

>>762195
You filthy, disgusting, lurkless newfag.

Just go away. We don't need you.


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symbion 17/01/26(Thu)01:58 No. 762210

>>762195
Go on IRC, (irc.7chan.org #7chan) and request a temp login for /VIP/ from Amethyst or Saz.

When you sign in to /VIP/ and you'll be promoted to enter a new (permanent) username/password. You'll then be able to change your username freely and can access a few additional settings and the meta-games.

Note: Although you can change your username at will your first pick will always be the one shown on the modlog (http://7chan.org/modlogrss.xml). This is so you can be held accountable for shit-posting under different ID's.


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Closet Furry 17/01/26(Thu)09:15 No. 762228

>>762174
It's Wednesday and I did 17 pushups again.


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derp 17/01/26(Thu)23:57 No. 762243

>>762228
It's Thursday and I did 18 push ups today.


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h 17/01/27(Fri)02:03 No. 762244

I do 3x15 every night. Also, leg raises and bridges. Good call OP. Read convict conditioning and get unstoppable.


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Conductor Cat 17/01/27(Fri)17:23 No. 762257

>>762243
Today is friday and I did 18 pushups today.


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4chan user 17/01/28(Sat)22:51 No. 762289

>>762257
I did 18 pushups today, Saturday.


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Novice Equestrian 17/01/29(Sun)00:37 No. 762290

THIS BOARD ISN'T YOUR WORKOUT JOURNAL FAGGOT


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Nyan Cat 17/01/29(Sun)04:44 No. 762292

Go to /fit/, you queer.


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zeneslev 17/01/29(Sun)06:06 No. 762294

Don't be a bitch. Join the Army. You'll do pushups all day, every day.


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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 17/01/30(Mon)10:54 No. 762315

>>762257
I didn't do any pushups today... = (


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zeneslev 17/01/30(Mon)10:55 No. 762316

>>762315
Or, yesterday, technically. It's just past midnight now.


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Sazpaimon 17/01/30(Mon)10:55 No. 762317

>>762290
Screw you, I do what I want.


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Lorf 17/01/30(Mon)14:19 No. 762326

>>762317
SCREW YOU, FATASS. GET A JOB.


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Miku Fanboy 17/01/31(Tue)03:42 No. 762334

>>762326
Its funny how many steroid queens think their "job" is to work out while they sponge off everyone around them to make ends meet.


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Closet Furry 17/01/31(Tue)10:28 No. 762343

>>762315
It's Monday and I did 19 pushups today.


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Weeabot 17/01/31(Tue)10:29 No. 762344

>>762326
Wow, man, what's with the caps?

I'm not asking for trouble...


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r000t 17/01/31(Tue)19:04 No. 762357

>>762343
It's Tuesday, and I stayed up all night again... I really gotta get my sleep schedule back on track...


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Spiderman 17/01/31(Tue)22:14 No. 762360

Keep on pushing, I'm matching you day for day.


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tee 17/01/31(Tue)23:47 No. 762361

>>762334
LOL
>>762344
WELL YOU GOT TROUBLE


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Closet Furry 17/02/02(Thu)19:00 No. 762388

>>762357
I did 19 pushups Wednesday.


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derp 17/02/04(Sat)05:48 No. 762407

>>762388
I did 20 pushups today, Friday.


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poe 17/02/06(Mon)11:15 No. 762455

>>762407
I didn't do any pushups Sunday, but I did do a lot of walking, and I'm quite tired now.

It was a long day.


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zeneslev 17/02/07(Tue)02:07 No. 762460

>>762455
I did 20 pushups today, Monday.


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He-Man 17/02/07(Tue)22:38 No. 762467

>>762460
I did 20 pushups today, Tuesday.


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Bob Ross 17/02/08(Wed)04:59 No. 762470

That is 13 more than I have done in the last 10 years.


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Miku Fanboy 17/02/09(Thu)09:53 No. 762492

>>762467
I did 20 pushups today, Wednesday.


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Lorf 17/02/09(Thu)09:53 No. 762493

>>762470
Thanks for making me feel a little bit better about myself.


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Steve 17/02/10(Fri)12:26 No. 762513

>>762492
I did 20 pushups today, Thursday.


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Christian Weston Chandler 17/02/10(Fri)18:18 No. 762519

You guise can't triforce
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what about treeforce?
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Brony 17/02/10(Fri)18:21 No. 762520

>>762513
LOL INTERNET TOUGH GUY
>MUH MUSCLES
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derp 17/02/12(Sun)00:54 No. 762550

>>762513
I did 20 pushups today, Friday.


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Brony 17/02/12(Sun)00:55 No. 762551

>>762520
I'm actually really skinny.


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Conductor Cat 17/02/12(Sun)03:22 No. 762552

20...and I will do 10 more.


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PrettyPony 17/02/13(Mon)04:10 No. 762584

>>762550
I did 21 pushups today, Sunday.


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OP 17/02/13(Mon)04:15 No. 762585

I biked 5 miles. Come at me bor.


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Marisa Kirisame 17/02/14(Tue)15:11 No. 762630

>>762584
I did 21 pushups today, Monday.


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Reimu Hakurei 17/02/15(Wed)05:16 No. 762643

>>762630
I did 21 pushups today, Tuesday.


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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 17/02/16(Thu)05:31 No. 762690

>>762643
I did 21 pushups today, Wednesday.


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Conductor Cat 17/02/19(Sun)09:50 No. 762762

>>762690
I did 21 pushups today, Saturday.


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Novice Equestrian 17/02/21(Tue)06:02 No. 762787

>>761762


Squats, learn to do squats.


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Lorf 17/02/21(Tue)08:52 No. 762788

>>762762
I did 21 pushups today, Monday.


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Christian Weston Chandler 17/02/22(Wed)12:18 No. 762808

>>762788
I didn't do any pushups Tuesday, because I didn't sleep.

Well, I took a nap, but that was all.

I really need to work on my sleep schedule.


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Optimus Prime 17/02/23(Thu)06:52 No. 762826

>>762808
I did 21 pushups today, Wednesday.


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Homicide 17/02/25(Sat)13:50 No. 762870

>>762826
I did 21 pushups today, Friday.


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[tags4lyf]PEARS 17/02/27(Mon)09:19 No. 762917

>>762870
I did 22 pushups today, Sunday.


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Steve 17/03/03(Fri)16:56 No. 763002

>>762917
I did 22 pushups today, Thursday.


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Cryomancer 17/03/03(Fri)20:42 No. 763006

please self-sage if you're going to keep doing this


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Christian Weston Chandler 17/03/04(Sat)02:23 No. 763016

>>763002
I did 22 pushups today, Friday.


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Novice Equestrian 17/03/04(Sat)05:33 No. 763020
763020

File 148860198146.jpg - (109.67KB , 976x726 , 1478841279080.jpg )

https://youtu.be/qqY48oMiDrc


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ian 17/03/05(Sun)07:40 No. 763041

>>763025
Tell me about a steak and lobster/shrimp diet. With a little salad, minimal dressing, a cup of orange juice.

I am very wealthy. I am restricted to the confines of 238 acres. I try to walk the fenceline everyday but all I see in the distance is more lights and more sounds.

In may I will be going away. Its my goal to lose weight by that time. How much? Whatever I seem reasonable and conservative.


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4chan user 17/03/06(Mon)06:38 No. 763075

>>763016
I did 22 pushups today, Sunday.


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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 17/03/10(Fri)11:23 No. 763163

>>763075
It's now Friday and you haven't given us an update.

Don't start slacking off now and making excuses, I thought you were better than that. Get on the floor and kiss that dirt you pussy.


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Sonichu 17/03/11(Sat)18:45 No. 763226

>>763163
This shitty thread and the sack of unfit sack of shit that is OP will not die if I also have anything to say about it.


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[tags4lyf]PEARS 17/03/12(Sun)04:45 No. 763243

>>763226
Hey, relax fella. You need a rest, guy.


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Cryomancer 17/03/15(Wed)11:11 No. 763297

I did 22 pushups today, Wednesday.

>>763163
Hey, thanks for holding me accountable. My sleep / eat / shower cycle has been a bit haphazard lately, so I haven't been in the habit of pushing up at a certain time every day.


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Brony 17/03/19(Sun)04:42 No. 763403

>>763297
I did 22 pushups today, Saturday.


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Anonymous 17/03/23(Thu)18:00 No. 763498

>>763403
I did 22 pushups today, Thursday.


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W. T. Snacks 17/03/24(Fri)09:13 No. 763509

>>762294
Or be a real man and defect to ISIS and not be an army fag.


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OP 17/03/25(Sat)00:03 No. 763536

>>763509
Isis is pretty great. I think everyone should give radical islam a try.


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Brony 17/03/25(Sat)06:03 No. 763552

>>763509
>>763536
The DHS, CIA, NSA, FBI, and Secret Service are now monitoring this thread.


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Miku Fanboy 17/03/25(Sat)10:22 No. 763561

>>763552
Don't forget the lizard people, George Soros, and whoever the latest boogeyman-of-the-week is.


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p4ch3c0 17/03/25(Sat)12:43 No. 763563

>>763561
Except none of those fantasy villains operate an enormous data-center hooked in to the internet backbone recording all traffic so the government can plain-text search anything unencrypted for keywords related to domestic and foreign criminal activity and terrorists threats.

The US government actually has one of those, and they are actually doing that.


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W. T. Snacks 17/03/25(Sat)15:18 No. 763566

>>763552
Brainwashing works both ways, and even when you know you're getting played the "game" of persuasion tactics works just as well regardless. That means that if we turn more of the alphabet soup into one of us we can mold the world in our image.

With that in mind: this thread is now about how you can't get arrested for distributing child porn if the police kill you while you shoot up your school. Also related is how if you loudly renounce Islam after you publicly join ISIS you can turn your community into a terrorist target because muh apostasy.


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h 17/03/25(Sat)16:40 No. 763568

>>763498
I did 22 pushups today, Saturday.


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Christian Weston Chandler 17/03/28(Tue)00:13 No. 763656

>>763568
I did 22 pushups today, Monday.


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Homicide 17/03/28(Tue)22:58 No. 763690

>>763656
I did 22 pushups today, Tuesday.


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Anonymous 17/03/30(Thu)23:42 No. 763751

>>763690
I did 22 pushups today, Thursday.


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Novice Equestrian 17/04/01(Sat)23:06 No. 763816

>>763751
I did 22 pushups today, Saturday.


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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 17/04/04(Tue)22:08 No. 763882

>>763816
I did 22 pushups today, Tuesday.


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[tags4lyf]PEARS 17/04/06(Thu)07:57 No. 763921

Oh, hi, my foreign friends, my fam.
Last year every 3 days I do 50 push-ups and 20 pull-ups, 3 approaches each.


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Cryomancer 17/04/09(Sun)02:36 No. 764012

>>763882
I did 22 pushups today, Saturday.


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Bill 17/04/13(Thu)02:22 No. 764090

>>764012
I did 22 pushups today, Wednesday.


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ian 17/04/16(Sun)01:16 No. 764221

>>764090
I did 22 pushups today, Thursday.


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Brony 17/04/21(Fri)15:43 No. 764544

>>764221
I haven't been doing push ups lately, but I have been helping Father with the yard work.



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