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Miku Fanboy 18/02/04(Sun)02:25 No. 778797
778797

File 151770753299.jpg - (75.53KB , 610x762 , 7cow-milksucker.jpg )

You enjoying that lactose juice, milksucker?


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Cryomancer 18/02/04(Sun)18:22 No. 778810

no way thats his natural hair


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Moot 18/02/04(Sun)21:56 No. 778820

Cow oughta win a damn prize


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[tags4lyf]PEARS 18/02/07(Wed)05:52 No. 778876

>>778820
7 prizes. No more, no less.


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Sonichu 18/02/07(Wed)21:09 No. 778883

guys, guys.... why was 6 afraid of 7?????


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W. T. Snacks 18/02/07(Wed)21:17 No. 778885

>>778883
BECAUSE 7 8 9!!!!




i had a girlfriend when i was young teen that told me that joke, but her version was as follows:

why was 6 afraid of 7? cuz 7 ate out 9 and 9 had a hairy pussayyyyy

ugh.


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Spiderman 18/02/09(Fri)05:58 No. 778914

>>778885
Huh?


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Nyan Cat 18/02/09(Fri)12:49 No. 778920

>>778914
Don't mind him, he's just a pedo.


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N3X15 18/02/09(Fri)14:56 No. 778922

>>778920
If you bother to actually read, the post clearly states this was the joke of the girlfriend he had when he was underageb&.

>>778885
>had a hairy pussayyyyy
That seems oddly familiar. I think I also knew a girl or girls in my tweens who made jokes like this.


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h 18/02/11(Sun)04:07 No. 778956
778956

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>>778922
If you bother to pay attention to human physiology you'll notice that pussies become hairy during puberty.


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W. T. Snacks 18/02/11(Sun)07:24 No. 778962

>>778956
Yeah, they do. Are you still trying to say >>778885 is a pedo for talking about the girlfriend he had when they were both tweens? Do you have any rope, razors, or sleeping pills handy?


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4chan user 18/02/13(Tue)22:10 No. 779011
779011

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>>778962
i think he is trying to say that he is so repulsed by his own attraction to women under legal drinking age that any mention of something nubile gives him dirty dirty thoughts making him want to take the label off his dark desires and place it on others. Transference he doesn't even know he's committing.

pic related: That's Kacy Anne Hill and people lost their shit when she showed up in American Apparel catalogs.

really, some people doth protest too much


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Christian Weston Chandler 18/02/13(Tue)23:50 No. 779012

>>779011
>people lost their shit
I lost my load.

>protest too much
Indeed, besides: this is 7chan--complementary-11yo-and-soda.jpg


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Moot 18/02/14(Wed)16:47 No. 779024

You guys see that trans girl on the cover of time or whatever in leggings?

I would airwolf that little boy into a Plato style epic about the fundamental differences between ages


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Conductor Cat 18/02/14(Wed)17:03 No. 779026
779026

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>>779012
The least you can do is post the picture fag.


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h 18/02/15(Thu)00:42 No. 779039

>>779026
He couldn't post it because MSPaint doesn't allow you to change JPG quality settings, and the version he has was already posted.


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symbion 18/02/15(Thu)00:47 No. 779040

>>778962
>tweens

>>778885
>teen


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Miku Fanboy 18/02/15(Thu)00:58 No. 779041

>>779039
Nigga get gimp. Or Krita if he can.


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herp 18/02/15(Thu)01:19 No. 779042
779042

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>>778797
the seven cow


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OP 18/02/15(Thu)03:32 No. 779047

>>779042
i kinda prefer conductor cat, as i don't really like cows much for some reason, but i guess it would be okay to keep it as our second class pet.


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Weeabot 18/02/15(Thu)06:07 No. 779052

Youtube  7 saved him from the slaughterhouse... at least for now.


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Brony 18/02/16(Fri)19:46 No. 779072

>>779052
We should go eat him. ALIVE!


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Homicide 18/02/17(Sat)06:50 No. 779080

>>779040
Does it matter? No, it doesn't.

>>779072
As lovely a mascot as he makes, cattle are not pets--they are livestock. We should find the seven best steak recipies from around the world to do honor to his meat, and have a feast of him on July 7th.

Although he's probably already eaten by now, that pic is from a 2015 thread, the newsreel is from 2014...


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Christian Weston Chandler 18/02/19(Mon)01:31 No. 779102

>>779080
Yeah, who cares that cows can live for >18 years, and that the news footage was <4 years ago.

7 was saved from the slaughterhouse. He's now spending out his time on a pasture airwolfing cows whenever he feels like it. And since he's 7 it's probably underage cows and other bulls.


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Reimu Hakurei 18/02/19(Mon)02:06 No. 779104

>>779102
I wasn't commenting on his life expectancy. Do we know for sure that he still lives? If he's not a steer, they might use him for breeding, but otherwise the cost effectiveness of keeping him around is proportional to how often people come by to film him.


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Spiderman 18/02/19(Mon)06:24 No. 779111
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>>779104
>Do we know for sure that he still lives?
I know one thing for sure - you haven't bothered to look into this at all and have just skimmed this thread like the average millennial.

Because if you had made the requisite less than 5 minutes of effort you wouldn't have asked
>If he's not a steer


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Panawave 18/02/19(Mon)06:45 No. 779115

>>779111
Trips of truth
>you haven't bothered to look into this at all
Guilty as charged.

Am I a millenial? I'm 34. When I was a kid, they were callinig us "Generation X" and then when I was in my early teens, they started calling us "Generation Y", then people started using "Millenial" for any young person they didn't like in the 2010s. Does this shit even mean anything?


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Brony 18/02/19(Mon)11:05 No. 779117
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Milk is the white mans drink
I delight myself with an half a liter per day of delicious mammalian mammary milk


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Closet Furry 18/02/19(Mon)11:25 No. 779118

>>779115
It means you're a faggot, David.


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Liru Fanboy 18/02/19(Mon)19:08 No. 779123

>>779118
Well, I am also OP.

You should really find someone to stalk who gives a shit.


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Nyan Cat 18/02/20(Tue)18:15 No. 779131

>>779102
Only humans get upset about the whole "underage" thing. Cattle don't care. When's the last time you've seen a bull get charged with statutory rape by his fellow walking pot roasts?


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ian 18/02/21(Wed)00:59 No. 779138

>>779131
>statutory rape
Statutory Steak?


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poe 18/02/21(Wed)03:09 No. 779141
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>>779138
That sounds like some rule 34 stuff there.


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herp 18/02/21(Wed)04:43 No. 779146

>>779131
The difference between humans and animals is our capacity for mental illness and our distinction of sex for pleasure and sex for procreation. Heifers reach sexual maturity in less than two years, but you don't see bulls trying to stick their dicks in newborn calves. You do see them going after the freshest, fertile mates they can get their hooves on. Ephebophilia is nature's way.

Only humans suffer from pedophilia, because only humans desire to have sex with things for psychological gratification. The pity is we, at some point in the last hundred or so years, distinguished sexual maturity from personhood and now patronize and coddle people into their twenties. Given they have practically no rights or responsibilities, and the law regards them as babies until they are at least 18, I'm not at all surprised we have a generation called "Millenials" who can't do anything for themselves and develop PTSD at the drop of a hat.


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symbion 18/02/21(Wed)09:45 No. 779152

>>779146
I've seen a monkey airwolf a frog

airwolfing a newborn calf would be hell on a bull's ankles


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ian 18/02/21(Wed)11:27 No. 779153

>>779123
>should
You give a lot of advice for someone who seldom knows what the fuсk he's talking about.


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Conductor Cat 18/02/21(Wed)18:25 No. 779156

>>779152
>I've seen a monkey airwolf a frog
Not that I believe this particular account, but yeah animals sometimes airwolf things that make no sense. Still, I think it would be anthropomorphic to say they recognize a difference between sex for procreation and sex for pleasure, or to say they are motivated by psychological satisfaction. Probably monkeys are a bit more capable of discerning holes to wet a dick in than other species, and of course there are other oddities like male dogs humping other male dogs, but that can no more be interpreted to say that dogs are gay than humping a table leg means they are sexually oriented toward furniture; there's no intellectual component for animal sexuality--they do not develop fetishes. Obviously this feels good, but really I doubt animals conciously think anything like "I'll go stick my cat penor in that chinchilla because it's so wrong and it's gonna feel so good"; more likely "HARD PENIS, NEED HOLE, THERE IS HOLE, PUT IN PENIS" which is somewhat different from mating. Animals often respond to signals and pheremones from the female that initiate mating, ie. "FEMALE IS HORNY; PENIS WILL BE HARD NOW; PUT PENIS IN VAGINA", not to say that the two don't get mixed up at times. My friend's dogs used to have this ritual where the male would try to rape the female but she'd just stick her ass to the floor and wait til he finished humping her back; I'm reasonably sure the male dog came to think this was "sex". Neither dog seemed traumatized or even the least bit socially awkward for the experience.

>>779153
You make a lot of posts for someone who has nothing to say.


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4chan user 18/02/21(Wed)18:30 No. 779157

>>779115
You're living proof that with age comes wisdom is bullshit.


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Closet Furry 18/02/21(Wed)18:35 No. 779159

>>779156
>Not that I believe this particular account
http://lmgtfy.com/?iie=1&q=monkey+frog

>My friend's dogs used to have this ritual
Dogs hump each other as a form of showing dominance. If they're not careful they end up airwolfing one another and if they do they don't give a shit about it.


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Marisa Kirisame 18/02/22(Thu)12:47 No. 779169

>>779156
>nothing to say
I'm saying you're full of shit and borderline rеtarded.


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h 18/02/22(Thu)14:03 No. 779170

>>779159
My gosh, there's video! It's not that I couldn't look it up, but I didn't look it up because I am lazy and don't really care about the truth.

>>779169
Welcome to /b/.


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[tags4lyf]PEARS 18/02/22(Thu)19:49 No. 779173

>>779170
>don't really care about the truth
You'll fit in here just fine.

You can't write a post without a MAGA hat wearer showing up.


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Christian Weston Chandler 18/02/22(Thu)21:11 No. 779177

>>779173
I don't care about the truth either. Who needs it? The rest of my world is a web of lies and deceit who needs some truth slipping in and just confuse the hell out of me


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Optimus Prime 18/02/23(Fri)06:31 No. 779182

>>779170
>>779177
If you keep it up, your entire life will be a lie. Is that what you want? To live a lie?

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a lie to live.


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Reimu Hakurei 18/02/23(Fri)18:49 No. 779187

>>779182
Lies can be socially convenient at least for a while, so why not live them?

It's not that anonymity guarantees honesty, but don't delude yourself by pretending that namefaggotry guarantees honesty either. People choose to lie and tell the truth about different things depending on whether their name's attached to their statements, so by having both we have a chance at a very slightly more complete insight into human nature.


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4chan user 18/02/24(Sat)13:53 No. 779199

>>779173
What are you talking about. Duck has the best truth. Duck said so. And since he has the best truth it must be true!



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