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/v/ - The Vineyard
This board is dedicated to the fine art of sticking your penis into a nice wine. Rules:

1. Love your wine as you would love your woman.
2. Please, no trolling, just discussion of some of the finer things in life.
3. Cheese is an acceptable topic of discussion. After all, what goes with wine if not cheese?
4. No champagne.


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Loss of Content Wine Connoisseur ## Admin ## 11/07/26(Tue)09:34 No. 2008 [Reply] Stickied
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Due to a summer fig, all content of /v/ has been lost. I have asked for backups to be reloaded for the time being. We apologize for the inconvenience.


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Wine Connoisseur 14/07/24(Thu)17:48 No. 2676

>>2181
heh




Unacceptable ! Le French man 14/09/18(Thu)14:26 No. 2780 [Reply]
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>>2182
Dear Moderator. As a french wine drinker, let me clarify something.
I find very disappointing to see soemone getting banned for posting a "champagne" Pic, as :
- It is made of Grapefruits like wine, besides of the fact that this board is called "the Vineyard"
- Champagne is a true Wine (sub familly of Sparkling Wines)
-Champagne is the most prestigious, and famous wine.
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Don't judge me, i'm a connoiseur, and my familly lives in the "Région Champagne-Ardennes", and more accuratley in "Haute-Marn
As an expert, we own Red wine "Chateau-Lafite 1964" (1500€) and some "Breton Grand Cru" (100€)
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All of this to ask you to tolerate champagne amateurs in this thread please.


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Wine Connoisseur 17/03/01(Wed)22:29 No. 3436

I like Mimes


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Wine Connoisseur 17/05/30(Tue)23:29 No. 3441
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>>3436
You're going to burn in hell for that.


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Wine Connoisseur 17/08/09(Wed)11:41 No. 3449

>>2780
The real question is, how does it feel to dip your penis in a glass of champagne?

Is it an experience worth sharing?




Wine Connoisseur 17/06/19(Mon)06:53 No. 3444 [Reply]
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Why is v in the porn section


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Wine Connoisseur 17/07/24(Mon)07:28 No. 3446
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>Shrugs
I don't know...
I'm not really sure.


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Wine Connoisseur 17/07/29(Sat)14:27 No. 3447

Where else would it be?




Ejaculate in Absinthe Wine Connoisseur 15/01/14(Wed)17:37 No. 2858 [Reply]
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Hello, /v/.

Though I've seen the board clearly enforce its wine-only nature, I only have this place to turn to for such a question.

I do not appreciate wine, as I rather absinthe, and would appreciate other drinkers' input on this proposal. If preparing absinthe normally involves a sugar cube and water, I believe we could find a substitute, so that we could discard our spoons and sugar. Semen is around 40% fructose, and makes for a rather sweet substance. Is it possible to ejaculate in your absinthe to prepare it?

All other absinthe enthusiasts would turn away from my theory, but I know that those who enjoy their wine and their penises could help me confirm my idea. If someone could turn this true, or at least share their knowledge on sugar and spirit, I ask now.


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Wine Connoisseur 15/05/16(Sat)05:38 No. 2942

I don't even use sugar in my absinthe anymore. So I don't it would be necessary to add any 'personal' touches.

Besides, isn't this putting the cart before the horse? I'd want my absinthe prepared before ejaculating.


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Wine Connoisseur 17/03/12(Sun)05:58 No. 3437

>>2942
I'm really curious about the taste, whats it like Sir?




Wine Connoisseur 11/08/24(Wed)15:15 No. 2038 [Reply]
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Due to recent unemployment, I have been reduced to this.


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Wine Connoisseur 17/01/23(Mon)08:39 No. 3431

Bettern BudLite


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Wine Connoisseur 17/01/30(Mon)01:20 No. 3432
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boy if you dont steal those then free beer is a glitch


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Wine Connoisseur 17/03/01(Wed)22:28 No. 3435

>Reduced

What a shame...you should be grateful for such high quality elixir to reach your mortal hands




German Wine Wine Connoisseur 17/01/13(Fri)16:14 No. 3429 [Reply]
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http://www.weine-heuholz.de/index.php/2014-heuholzer-dachsteiger-lemberger-qba-halbtrocken-0-5l.html




fragolino and other fizzy reds farmer 16/11/27(Sun)02:40 No. 3426 [Reply]
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whats the deal with this? sparkling reds are stupid hard to find these days. why fizzred? pissed fast, no headache, cheap. i read the frag grape is illegall in europe as it carries disease and comes from americah. so does that mean amerifats get all the good swag fizzred?




Wine Connoisseur 14/02/01(Sat)09:48 No. 2449 [Reply]
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i have been lurking this board for a few years now and i cant figure out, is this a real fetish, or is it a bad joke gone wrong?
i will delete when i get an answer from you fine gentlemen.


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Wine Connoisseur 14/11/08(Sat)08:02 No. 2825

>>2824
Let me also add that the Australian MP Peter Dowling is a fine wine connoisseur.


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Wine Connoisseur 16/11/02(Wed)02:50 No. 3424

>>2824
definitely using that advice in the near future


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Wine Connoisseur 16/11/02(Wed)02:54 No. 3425

>>3424
Pics, anon.




z Wine Connoisseur 16/09/12(Mon)09:38 No. 3419 [Reply]
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hello boss, anyone there?


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Wine Connoisseur 16/10/22(Sat)07:51 No. 3422
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Can i hab de champagne b0ss?


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pedro 16/10/31(Mon)19:19 No. 3423
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red red wine you make me feel so fine, bitches




Red Wine NewFriend 12/11/11(Sun)10:46 No. 2247 [Reply]
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Evening gentlemen. Apologies for posting a request on a porn board but I have noticed a disturbing lack of red wine threads and pictures of men loving the crimson counterpart of the white wines that are so abundant. I ask to be indulged.




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