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This board is dedicated to the fine art of sticking your penis into a nice wine. Rules:

1. Love your wine as you would love your woman.
2. Please, no trolling, just discussion of some of the finer things in life.
3. Cheese is an acceptable topic of discussion. After all, what goes with wine if not cheese?
4. No champagne.


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1092 No. 1092 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
What are /v/'s thoughts on dipping in homemade wines?


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1086 No. 1086 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
Whaddya' reckon? $5 bottles of Passion Pop beat the SHIT out of everything else! And why has no-one mentioned GOON yet?! Good ol' fruity lexia. I've gotta 'Aussie up' this joint somethin shockin.
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1091
Good shit.


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980 No. 980 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
How's it going? I have bachelors in enology from Fresno State and I am working on my masters at UC Davis. Ask me anything.
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>> No. 1073
>>1072
Actually I take back my sullying accusations. Perhaps our comrade is simply allowing his answers to age, much like the wine we all hold so dear.
>> No. 1078
where did you work? like for your internships?
>> No. 1090
>>980
What is the best way to pursue a career in a winery without getting specific degrees?


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1070 No. 1070 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
This is what I stick my dick into.
Fuck you all.

(USER WAS CANNED FOR THIS LAGER)
>> No. 1076
I have looked at this ban message a few times since it appeared and have tried to resist - but this fucking makes me LOL. best ban message evar.
>> No. 1084
I would like to see this screencapped.
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1089
>>1084


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1077 No. 1077 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
SINCE WHEN DID WE HAVE A VINEYARD?
>> No. 1082
It's been here for many months, pretty soon a half year. The exact history is not known by many
>> No. 1083
Did anyone else mouseover the link next to all the porn boards and think tentacle rape?
>> No. 1088
>>1083
only one thing could induce that


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1056 No. 1056 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
what sherrys do you gentlemen find yourselves partial to?
>> No. 1057
I take it you won't take maraschino as an answer?

All right, then I'll say "amontillado" because that's the only one I've tried and I liked it.
>> No. 1080
>>1057
An excellent choice for luring drunk friends into the hands of your sweet, sweet revenge indeed.
>> No. 1085
>>1080

Epic literary get. Hats off to you, sir.


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1040 No. 1040 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
i herd u liek me

(CHAMPBANNED)
>> No. 1060
Lol.
>> No. 1074
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1074
what happened to my wine?
>> No. 1081
I lawld


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1022 No. 1022 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Sure, you've all dipped your dick in something, but has anyone gone for the holy grail of wines?
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1059
no, cisco
>> No. 1071
>>1029
>>1059
you faggots should be drug into the street, beaten and then shot for even JOKING about that. Those 'wines' are only good if you're looking for something to make you puke.
>> No. 1079
>>1071
but the grain alcohol is so good


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1065 No. 1065 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
I decided to give this a try and aside from a little tingling in my tip I felt no greater satisfaction. Perhaps I'm doing this wrong. I used a boxed wine (see picture), I inhaled its scent to get a feel for it (smelt a bit vinegary) and it was in the fridge (shrinkage). Would it be a better sensation using a good wine at room temperature?
>> No. 1067
Sir, you should refrain at all times from cooling your wine. Sounds like you have a lot to learn. You wouldn't leave your wife in the fridge either, would you?
>> No. 1069
go back to 101chan nigger lol


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1041 No. 1041 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
I have procured this lovely snack, but I find myself in need of a good wine. With a fully-stocked wine rack, courtesy of mother and father, I feel that I shall not go wanting. The question is, which wine to choose?

Join me on a journey of discovery, friends.
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>> No. 1058
Sir, allow me to respectfully suggest that you dip your member fully halfway into a chablis.
>> No. 1061
this is the greatest place on the internet
>> No. 1068
>>1061
>this is the grapest place on the internet


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