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/v/ - The Vineyard
This board is dedicated to the fine art of sticking your penis into a nice wine. Rules:

1. Love your wine as you would love your woman.
2. Please, no trolling, just discussion of some of the finer things in life.
3. Cheese is an acceptable topic of discussion. After all, what goes with wine if not cheese?
4. No champagne.

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Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, Wine Connoisseur 11/04/20(Wed)02:12 No. 1746 [Reply]

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I'm gonna stick my dick in the mash potatoes!!

Wine Connoisseur 11/04/20(Wed)07:25 No. 1747

You surely are a desperate, fellow. It's been many a moon since my last love, though I have never been at a low enough state to resort to such things! Say what you might about it, but I would sooner love, dare I say it... Champagne.

Wine Connoisseur 11/04/21(Thu)13:20 No. 1748

i get it. k

Wine Connoisseur 11/04/30(Sat)00:34 No. 1754

heh heh ;D

GENTS! Wine Connoisseur 11/04/26(Tue)01:29 No. 1751 [Reply]

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I broke my favorite wine opener / catheter the other day and I can't seem to find any similar replacements. It has opened every wine bottle perfectly for me for almost 10 years, and has spelunked through my urethra countless times.

Any of you fine gentlemen know where I can find one just like this? I'd like to avoid these horrible lever-based ones that the hordes of filthy commoners use: http://i.imgur.com/hijTv.jpg

dip for the real man Beer Connoisseur 11/03/25(Fri)18:21 No. 1693 [Reply]

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Real men dip in beer.


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Wine Connoisseur 11/03/28(Mon)09:34 No. 1702

Good man, I completely agree. I came on a little strong, but I do not believe what I said was uncalled for. As far as I'm concerned, this arrogant chap is dipping in Bud Light. What kind of man barges in on a quaint gentleman's club and brashly claims such things. It's absurd to think that you can attempt to persuade rational people with such generalized phrasing.

Wine Connoisseur 11/04/09(Sat)09:58 No. 1725

I find this conceited demonstration of masculinity rather blunt and tedious.

Wine Connoisseur 11/04/14(Thu)06:16 No. 1741

I've been watching this board for awhile and while my own interest in "dipping" grows I must say to stoop down to a common bubbly drink at a frat party must be rather degrading

are you a whore by anychance?

Incest? Wine Connoisseur 10/03/16(Tue)05:51 No. 1092 [Reply]

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What are /v/'s thoughts on dipping in homemade wines?

Wine Connoisseur 10/03/16(Tue)08:31 No. 1093

It's pretty hot. It really brings the experience to another level

If it's wrong to dip in homemade wine, I don't want to be right

Integris 10/03/20(Sat)04:04 No. 1112

I enjoy it. I have seven gallons of muscadine wine vinting in the next room. I sometimes use my wine-thief to drizzle it along the edge of my glans as a "preview." Dipping a wine is far more intimate when you've been with it from the outset and know all of its intricacies. This is rather like being with a young girl repeatedly until she flowers into a woman, only far superior.

Wine Connoisseur 11/04/09(Sat)10:39 No. 1729

Alas! Cruel natular law!

wineconnoisseur 11/03/02(Wed)04:48 No. 1633 [Reply]

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Guys, my dick is too small to easily get into a win glass, but too wide (barely) to fit into a bottle. I've recently learned that with a little tubing and a small rubber hand pump, I can easily dip all day long! Life changing I promise you this.

Wine Connoisseur 11/04/09(Sat)10:37 No. 1728

I applaud your contrivance, sir!


Wine Connoisseur 10/06/25(Fri)02:13 No. 1129 [Reply]

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Hello /v/,

I have a job as a cheesemonger. I get to be near cheese and sample various cheese all day erry'day. There's nothing I enjoy more than taking home a nice Gouda or some Halloumi and eating it while I stick my dick in some Port or Merlot.

What are /v/'s favorite cheeses and accompanying wines?

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Wine Connoisseur 11/03/30(Wed)04:57 No. 1705

Camembert you lout.

Wine Connoisseur 11/03/31(Thu)10:21 No. 1707

I thought this was a classy lot. Cheese is for inserting in the rectum whilst dipping. I can't believe you savages eat the stuff.

Wine Connoisseur 12/01/16(Mon)16:51 No. 2122


I believe, good sir, that these gentlemen are participating in some manner of "internet joke".

Nobody is really eating cheese old man.

Wine Connoisseur 11/03/10(Thu)00:50 No. 1638 [Reply]

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You will, I trust, excuse me if I do not join you. But, I have already come, and I never dip my penis into... wine.

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MistressC!sa718qMb8I 11/03/19(Sat)06:37 No. 1671


MistressC!sa718qMb8I 11/03/19(Sat)06:39 No. 1672

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forgot to post this picture the first time

Wine Connoisseur 11/03/27(Sun)07:15 No. 1697

Your attire suggests you as a gentleman of some taste; perhaps you might try it? I assure you it will bring you nothing but pleasure.

Wine Connoisseur 11/03/19(Sat)02:43 No. 1669 [Reply]

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Wine Connoisseur 11/03/20(Sun)07:33 No. 1675

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Wine Connoisseur 11/03/22(Tue)20:37 No. 1689

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Wine Connoisseur 11/03/26(Sat)03:58 No. 1694

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Wine Connoisseur 11/03/21(Mon)23:24 No. 1681 [Reply]

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This is what i plunge my gentleman stick into, warning: it's not for the feint of heart it's pinot noir from 1727!!!, only the most sophisticated of dippers are welcome.

Wine Connoisseur 11/03/22(Tue)11:04 No. 1686

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pinot = penis
noir = black

Enjoy your dip

Terrible confession :( Philip de Courvalle 11/03/21(Mon)18:17 No. 1679 [Reply]

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Last Saturday I was at Gaston De Court's exquisite dipping party in Le Mans, France. Everything was going great, fine Merlot, distinguished Shiraz, and exotic Cabernet Sauvignon, o what a ball it was till Gaston's brother, Louis introduced some champagne to dip in at first i was repulsed by such a savage offer but... in a moment of euphoria and wanting to fit in with the crowd i proceeded to dip into the Champagne afterward i felt ashamed and have since contemplated suicide for my actions, i guess what i am asking is, is life worth living after such a horrific blow to my dignity?

AAdolfoBJCardinal!!R1ZmpkA2Sw 11/03/21(Mon)23:51 No. 1682

Only death's warm embrace will free you from the guilt.

May The Almighty One have mercy on your soul.

Donatello 11/03/22(Tue)02:03 No. 1683

May your death be swift savage!

Wine Connoisseur 11/03/22(Tue)09:34 No. 1684

Partying with Frenchies? Sir, you had it coming.

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