What are you talking about? I just think a nice big flamethrower thread would do this board some good.




Oh, and what kind of gun is that? Looks weird.

I see. Any particular reason you're yelling?

Alright sir, have you tried applying the emergency brake?

And how many gallons of furry porn do you think are left in the tank?

My, my. Well sir I have no other advice to offer you other that to try and steer you vehicle towards another chan, perhaps the 4th, 99th, or even 420th would suffice.

>>9841
I advise you stay on course until all furry porn is expended

I'm sorry sir, all of our emergency helicopters are in use trying to subdue the abundant newfags on /b/.

>>9846
also, post a zip of this shit man, i cant open evry thread!!!

>>9849
I second this.
Furry porn anon, you're my hero.

Well sir, we will just have to pray that that doesn't happen.

Furry fried.

Sir, our mission is complete, the furries have been eliminated.

>>9874

At least one 7chon mod is a furfag

>>9881

CLOSET furry

I am a bouncer at a gay bar.

Its not so much that he was a furfag, so much as he was a furfag from failchan. Which means he had the mental capacity of a retarded 12 year old.

>>9896

You say that as if other furfags were smarter.

This is a bit close too WWII then it should be.... The furries (Germans) were ruining the other chans (Europe) and we (the US) didn't give two fucks until they spammed (attacked) /w/ (pearl harbor), then we fucked up there shit (sort of). Maybe I looked too much into this...






















Yeah, I definitely need to lay off the Medal of honor.

Hello, you must be new here. 7chan had a furry board for the longest time, and Worf, resident furfag, is still a resident celebrity.

>>9897
Yeah that didn't come out right. I meant the failchan furfags are "extra special".

>>9890
I did that for five years in Philly.

Never again.

Too little money for all the mayhem.

>>9907

What kind of mayhem?

>>9907
Every asshole that got into an argument telling me they had a gun, for one, though none ever did that I found. I had my D-cell Maglite, never actually whacked anybody with it though.

Also, drunk cokefiends everywhere starting pointless drama, creepy basher fucks stalking customers outside, and every drunk fuck that got thrown out claiming they were "connected" (mafia-wise.)

"oh hey, faggot, you think you're flaming hot right now eh? WELL HELP YOURSELF TO SOME OF THIS!"

/FWOOOOOOOOOOSH

AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>9909

Sounds... fun? I've considered trying to work as a bouncer or something like that. I don't have a lot of marketable skills but I can take a punch like a champ.

>>9913

I'm trying to figure out the scene you're trying to paint here.

>>9914
It's not always that bad, this was just in downtown Philly during the crack era.

a flamethrower wielding bouncer's response to someone at the gay bar threatening him with mafia connections and a gun!

;)

maybe it's a furry as well

Hai. This is my FLAMMENWERFEN. IT WERFS FLAMMEN!

>>9900
Hello, you must not realize what board this thread is in, as you can see, it's not /yiff/.

Ahh yes, the anti-furry

>caress softly

>>9939
Dies ist meine Flammenwerfer. Werfit zie Flammen.

>>10003
Bad translation much?
Dies ist mein flammenwerfer. Er wirft Flamme. Much better.

DURR

>>10047
Everyone knows that you jsut have to shout at Germans very loudly and slowly in English. A German accent helps too. Behold:

ZIS IST MEIN FLAMMERVERFER. IT VERFS FLAMMEN.

simples

You mean Es

No I don't...

oh, you guys still walking around and firing for only a few seconds, huh?

>>10243
Tank pisses fire... Wat Do?

we're going to need a bigger boat, except...

we already have one!

>>10249
THE BOATS PISS FIRE TOO?!
OMG, OMG; WAT DO?!

yea man, check out that glorious golden stream, bet it burns when it gets in your eyes, too

>>10249
anyone else think they built this just because it sounded so awesome, regardless of functionality?

>>10268
I think it is rather easy to convert a common high pressure water cannon to something like that.
Just put fuel into the tank, add some blowback valves and a torch on the front end. And voila, instant flamethrowing firetruck. Or boat, as in this instance.

>>10318
I was referring to it being impractical in any modern army

flamethrowers can be extremely practical

especially in city fighting

holy SHIT can it be...

there is a god damn good reason they are illegal, and white phosphorous as a weapon is a controversial subject

>>10325
see my
>>10255

... Pic rltd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmvvEbedHr4


there's the specifics on how it was used on entrenched enemies :)

"you run into a fortified pill box, you just RUCK UP, GET CLOSE, AND POUR FIRE ONTO THEM UNTIL THEY'RE DEAD"

sorry, I found it highly motivational as a quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCU4fCBGxKk&feature=related

fucking russian shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX8McyNa6jk&feature=related

I think it shows a guy on fire there for reals...

as for the world war 1 tanks, wat.

WERF FLAMMEN EVERYWHERE!

but seriously, between british, americans, germans and russians using flamethrowers, I think it's safe to say they were good

and don't even question incendiary bombs~

oh, just in case you say "omg wtf russian video doesn't make sense" just watch it, you'll find some pretty awesome shit in that video, lots of demonstrations of real life firepower, and not much on the "computer simulations", as in, lots of video footage of real useage