Zombie Hunter reporting in.

because the buggers wont kill themself.

Your Result: The Survivalist

Survive first, then decide what action to take.

Come Z-day, you guys wanna team up?

I'm ditching the Zombie Hunter as soon as s/he shows him/herself to be a fuckin' jackass meat shield.

Leader over here... Who's with me?

leader.

Zombie Survival Questionairre reporting in.

"You're a strong, magnetic personality. You can do things yourself, but you would either prefer others to do them for you, or others simply DO do them for you. Truth of the matter is, you're likely the leading member of a pack in the zombie wasteland; for better or for worse, depending on how you lead."

For as far as you can rely on these kinds of quizzes.

The Survivalist.
Waste not, want not.

Zed hunter here, lets face it your gunna be a zom hunter if fantasizing about the zompocolypse is what you do to pass the time in school and/or at work.

Zombie Hunter

In case of Z-Day, we hunters need to find our self a leader, a survivalist or two (for gathering resources), after that its walk in the park.

>>21494
That's what I do on a daily... no.. HOURLY basis.

I'd go for a team of 2 hunters and 3 survivalists, one with medical training would be nice.

Anybody in?

We'll call ourselves superfalconultraboobs.

>>21501

Hunter here, i'm with you brother!

>>21503
Woop.

You will be known as Squiggles. And your name will be feared by all who hear it. Undead or otherwise.

>>21501
I got Military Medical Training and made survivalist.

survivalist here, I also own a cabin near a lake which could easily be fortified. Its quite large too.

I got a buddy who runs a hardware store. He specializes in quikrete. That will most definitely help.

I got The Opportunist also. My highest was in The Survivalist Category.

>>21478
the fuck you say?

>>21490
I agree with this post, also I too got leader.

>>21517
You know...just until Columbus.

--
By the way, I am the author of this quiz, :P

>>21521
till then i got your back
equipped hunter here

By the way, the quiz was not based on any actual scientific (if you can call it that) understanding of zombies. Rather, it was based off the phenomenon of zombies in modern American media. If you want something more akin to The Zombie Survival Guide and modern zombie theory, this can also be a repository for ideas and proposed mechanics for the quiz. I'm willing to put some time into it.

Survivalist here.

leader

Survivalist here, i wouldn't mind shackin up with a 4 to 5 person group, I would not be much of a scout but I'll help plan escape route and fall back positions. But more in likely I'll be hiding in a tree watching your group walk on by without you realizing i was there

Zombie Survival Questionairre
Your Result: The Leader
You're a strong, magnetic personality. You can do things yourself, but you would either prefer others to do them for you, or others simply DO do them for you. Truth of the matter is, you're likely the leading member of a pack in the zombie wasteland; for better or for worse, depending on how you lead.

>>21532
We should make a group.

>>21532

You don't want to sneak up on a group of people during zday you're just asking for trouble.

>>21509
I like it.. Welcome aboard Justin.

>>21512
You can come too.

Along with Squiggles that makes 4 of us.
One more hunter and survivalist needed, preferably one with knowledge of the land. Ie: camping and what not to eat.

We'll go to Lakeside's cabin and find us a boat in case shit hits the fan. If we find a big enough boat we'll just live out on the water.
But that's just a really simplified version ofc.

I'm not liking these opportunists... Sounds like they'll back-stab you at any moment when it most benefits them.

The Survivalist

You're a loner, plain and simple. All of your energy and resources are carefully meted out and planned with in order to maximize your efficiency in surviving in the zombie wasteland. Your motto is "Waste not, want not"; you never carry more than you need. More likely than not, you haven't banded up with a group, or even a single person.

AWESOME!

I thought that this quiz was a little lame. there were choices left out that should have been in there.

but I'm happy with my result as a leader.

I think this quiz would work better if the results were a personality that was a composite of your two most dominant traits. A wee bit less unrealistic than the current system that says that anyone who believes in having people to work with and not instantly wasting four or five bullets on every potential teammate is a born leader.
I was a leader first and opportunist slightly less, for the record.

The violence attitudes make no sense and are too similar.

The violence answers should be like this:
1. Weak or Pacifist.
2. You must kill at the exact moment of threat, violence should be avoided, but cannot be avoided. Wastes are immaterial in such a case.
3. Violence is fun.

Granted weak and pacifist are different.

People who are too weak to kill might end up doing it anyway and becoming insane whereas people who feel their life is not worth taking that of another may be forced to kill for moral reasons or they may find ways to be violent without killing.

The Leader (fuck yeah!!)

I like my result but I think I'm more of a team person then this quiz says. However, I am a fat ass. So I'm either the first to die or I start metabolizing my own body fat after very little food with constant travel. No middle ground. We fatties are either very dead very fast or very alive for a long time.

woot, opportunist.

>>21547
>>21549
>>21571
The three of you, see this.

>>21552
The entire intent of the violence questions were that different people kill for different reasons. There are those who hunt. There are those who reserve violence only when it is necessary to conserve resources. There are those who reserve violence only when it is opportunistically sound. There are those who reserve violence only when there is no other manner of maintaining safety in the group. Then there are those who avoid violence at all costs.

I'll just say it again. THIS QUIZ IS NOT REALISTIC. IT IS BASED OFF SIMPLIFIED ARCHETYPES IN ZOMBIE AND HORROR MOVIES IN NORTH AMERICAN CINEMA! If you can't be bothered to pay attention to that small detail, if there ever is a Z-day, you're much lower on the list of who will possibly survive.

>>21542

Here is some info about my usefulness:
-I'm skilled with bastard sword, and currently started to train kenjutsu, i also have basic hand to hand combat training.
-I'm working with my father since early childhood, so i'm pretty good in building and repairing stuff and constructing simple weapons and body armors practically out of junk.


Thing i suck in:
-I don't know how to drive

So what, is the Opportunist the solo class or something? And is Zombie Hunter the tank class? Which one's the healer?

>>21584

Let me guess, you got The Geek?

Leader

Reluctantly most likely

The Leader.

I got the Opportunist. Second was the Survivalist.

The Opportunist, Im in you base leeching your supplies.

>>21583
I can drive stick. We'll be fine brother.

>>21617
Also, I can handle myself with an airsoft rifle and regularly do so (well aware it's different from a real weapon, but still - experience shooting, aiming, reloading, whatnot).


Plus I have my qualification with first-aid and I finished college with Alevels in Psychology and Human Relations (yay Britain) and have experience defusing hostile situations and team leading.

Plus, I don't really value life. So you get bitten and you're getting shot, you steal from my team you get shot, my team doesn't like you you get shot.

Bye bye opportunists bastards...

>>21618
If someone's a good opportunist, they'll stay far away from you.

>>21620
Good. Nice quiz btw.

Zombie Survival Questionairre
Your Result: The Leader

You're a strong, magnetic personality. You can do things yourself, but you would either prefer others to do them for you, or others simply DO do them for you. Truth of the matter is, you're likely the leading member of a pack in the zombie wasteland; for better or for worse, depending on how you lead.

fuck year

The Opportunist

"Some people have a plan, carry enough on them to survive or more, and know exactly what they want out of their life in a zombie wasteland. You, however, jump on opportunity instead of planning ahead. From your weapon and ammunition, to where you're going, you've just breezed by and taken chances. You're not very likely to have banded up with many people, only those who present an "agreeable opportunity." "

Describes me pretty well in a zombie apocalypse

Me? A leader? And look at all these leaders. There are clearly too many leaders.

Personally, I'm pretty sure I'm more a survivalist/opportunist than a leader. I would surely take a leadership position, however, because there's no better position to be opportunistic from than the top.

Your Result: The Leader


You're a strong, magnetic personality. You can do things yourself, but you would either prefer others to do them for you, or others simply DO do them for you. Truth of the matter is, you're likely the leading member of a pack in the zombie wasteland; for better or for worse, depending on how you lead.

Shit yeah! Very nice find, BTW.

You aren't exactly special in any manner; in fact, you probably just got dang lucky. There wasn't any real thought put into your escape on Z-Day, and you likely either just spun all '7's or had some people to help you. Either way, you're probably learning and adapting to life in a zombie wasteland.

Zombie Survival Questionairre
Your Result: The Survivor


You aren't exactly special in any manner; in fact, you probably just got dang lucky. There wasn't any real thought put into your escape on Z-Day, and you likely either just spun all '7's or had some people to help you. Either way, you're probably learning and adapting to life in a zombie wasteland.

>>21462
me too

>>21589

Opportunist.

>>21578
A:Why should I, >>21549, pay attention to a post (>>21552) I made?
B: So it's not scientific.
Doesn't mean it can't be improved.

Says zombie hunter. But it makes me sound reckless. I won't go walking out in the middle of a town and taunt a horde. I'd only rape zeds when I need to.

This quiz was a crock of shit. Half of those questions couldn't be accurately answered unless it actually happened. How the fuck would you know you'd be traveling with others? Are you supposed to say what you'd prefer?

Your Result: The Opportunist


Some people have a plan, carry enough on them to survive or more, and know exactly what they want out of their life in a zombie wasteland. You, however, jump on opportunity instead of planning ahead. From your weapon and ammunition, to where you're going, you've just breezed by and taken chances. You're not very likely to have banded up with many people, only those who present an "agreeable opportunity."

>>21703
You sir, am retarded.

>>21674
My mistake. Was a bit tired at the time and multitasking. I meant to refer you to this:
>>21528

As for improvement, yes, it can be improved. In your opinion, it doesn't live up to the function it's designated to serve -- to match you up with which archetype your desired zombie apocalypse behaviors are most similar. It's from a conglomeration of films, taking a literary versus a situational standpoint. The questionnaire (yes, I misspelled the Questionnaire part, shoot me) is even written in a gonzoesque style; hence, this isn't so much of a 'how will I survive Z-day' questionnaire as it is a 'if I was someone in a fictional Z-day, what choices would I make, and what type would I most closely fit.' Those looking for accuracy beyond what you see in the quiz, give FEEDBACK. And be specific: don't just say, e.g., 'questions about surviving on the run' -- that doesn't help.

>>21618

Hmmm...
You are a leader worth killing zombies with.

Also if we are lucky enough, we have some years 'till Z-Day, so i can finish my studies as mechanical engineer in the best technologycal and science based university on this side of Europe.

I don't know if it's good or bad but i'm practically insane with a great love for violence and blood, sometimes i go totally berserk.

With some practice i can be a hella good shooter, my mother won silver medal with air gun
on a national competition, my father score in hes army days 27 points in 3 shots from 300meters with an AK.

Oh, and here in Hungary it's extremly ease to put your hand on good military equipment.

If you guys need a helicopter pilot, I got a couple years experience. Mainly with a UH-60 though.

Given the zed's don't come until a few years from now:

>>21732
Join us if you wish, we have quite the team forming. A pilot would be a fine addition. But what did you score on the quiz? Say opportunist and I'll eat you.


>>21731
In three years I'll have finished my training to become a paramedic/nurse/care assistant (basic medical training - kind of a foundation to becoming a doctor type thing}. So I'll be leader/medic.

And; fine shooting be in your blood, I'm sure you'll become a fine huntsman. Just don;t be surprised if I slap you back from the brink of insanity.

>>21733
I got survivor =D huzzah!

>>21736
Welcome then.

We will call you Yoosix (U-6).

You, me, Squiggles, Justin and Lake-side will make an unstoppable team.

>>21733
Nope, survivalist.

>>21738
I thought you were
>>21736

Either way...
>>21737
Was directed at you, Yoosix.

The leader

The Hunter, hell ya! Maybe I will see more action than I did when I was in the army. Go blast away ratta-tat-tat

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Screenshot next time, pl0x.

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The Leader.

Time to Nut up or Shut up, bitches. Now where's that twinkie!

>>21776
He wasn't the leader in the film. He was the hunter.

Your Result: The Zombie Hunter

Someone has to do it, and, let's face it, you really like seeing those rotted heads pop. Something about hunting and killing those little z-freaks (or ragers) really gets your blood pumpin'. You might be with a group, you might not; the requisite for any coalition you join in the zombie wasteland is that you waste zombies.

Result: The Leader (Followed by Survivor, Opporitunist, Survivalist)

You're a strong, magnetic personality. You can do things yourself, but you would either prefer others to do them for you, or others simply DO do them for you. Truth of the matter is, you're likely the leading member of a pack in the zombie wasteland; for better or for worse, depending on how you lead.

-This is pretty much what I'd have to do. Plus I know I'd have the strength to shoot someone close to me who's bitten, because I'm not a fool and realize that it's not them anymore, it's an empty, man-eating shell.

Plus I own several pistols and rifles, axes and machetes, so I'd be well prepared. BAMF

opportunist. hunters get people killed. ditch them.

isn't my full zombie hunting gear..

Leader

florida hunter here
lfg

Hunter and in Arizona. Not that hard to find them in the desert but hard to make some shelter

I'm an opportunist. I'd be using others to my advantage for sure; trained gunners, medics, pot growers. Who wouldn't?

>>21868
Any Leader or Hunter worth his salt will see right through you and kill you for it.

Good luck.

Survialist.

It mirrors my clubbing style.......

i got leader

>>21871
Not if I can fake sincerity. Which is easy enough.

>>21868
Also, it's fun to note I got the text for leader alongside being called an opportunist.

Must make me some kind of super-opportunist. In your base leeching your supplies AND telling you what to do.

>>21912
i have got a bit of an itchy trigger finger so i tend to shoot things on sight

Apparently I'm a sadistic zombie Raeper... I also like to do it with the maximum amount of survivors present in order to break their morale!!!

I'm the leader.

I'm a leader, apparently. With Survivalist thrown in up at the top. Victim's the lowest, too, so I think I'm good.

I'm a survivor, apparently.

Your Result: The Survivalist

You're a loner, plain and simple. All of your energy and resources are carefully meted out and planned with in order to maximize your efficiency in surviving in the zombie wasteland. Your motto is "Waste not, want not"; you never carry more than you need. More likely than not, you haven't banded up with a group, or even a single person.

1. The Survivor
2. The Leader
3. The Opportunist
4. The Geek
5. The Zombie Hunter
6. The Victim

>>21912
You can fake what you want. Fake it for years and I'll have you around, because by faking it you'll be helping us, other wise we wouldn't need you so we wouldn't have you.

Then once you start to try to set yourself up to screw us over we'll use you as live bait the next time we need to.

Your Result: The Leader
You're a strong, magnetic personality. You can do things yourself, but you would either prefer others to do them for you, or others simply DO do them for you. Truth of the matter is, you're likely the leading member of a pack in the zombie wasteland; for better or for worse, depending on how you lead.

Zombie Survival Questionairre
Your Result: The Survivalist


You're a loner, plain and simple. All of your energy and resources are carefully meted out and planned with in order to maximize your efficiency in surviving in the zombie wasteland. Your motto is "Waste not, want not"; you never carry more than you need. More likely than not, you haven't banded up with a group, or even a single person.

>>21462


>Zombie Survival Questionairre
Your Result: The Survivalist
You're a loner, plain and simple. All of your energy and resources are carefully meted out and planned with in order to maximize your efficiency in surviving in the zombie wasteland. Your motto is "Waste not, want not"; you never carry more than you need. More likely than not, you haven't banded up with a group, or even a single person.
Result Breakdown:
80% The Survivalist
45% The Leader
33% The Survivor
33% The Opportunist
28% The Victim
21% The Zombie Hunter
21% The Geek
Quiz URL: http://www.gotoquiz.com/zombie_survival_questionairre

Fun Quiz.
That's my result.