Zombie Hunter reporting in.

because the buggers wont kill themself.

Your Result: The Survivalist

Survive first, then decide what action to take.

Come Z-day, you guys wanna team up?

I'm ditching the Zombie Hunter as soon as s/he shows him/herself to be a fuckin' jackass meat shield.

Leader over here... Who's with me?

leader.

Zombie Survival Questionairre reporting in.

"You're a strong, magnetic personality. You can do things yourself, but you would either prefer others to do them for you, or others simply DO do them for you. Truth of the matter is, you're likely the leading member of a pack in the zombie wasteland; for better or for worse, depending on how you lead."

For as far as you can rely on these kinds of quizzes.

The Survivalist.
Waste not, want not.

Zed hunter here, lets face it your gunna be a zom hunter if fantasizing about the zompocolypse is what you do to pass the time in school and/or at work.

Zombie Hunter

In case of Z-Day, we hunters need to find our self a leader, a survivalist or two (for gathering resources), after that its walk in the park.

>>21494
That's what I do on a daily... no.. HOURLY basis.

I'd go for a team of 2 hunters and 3 survivalists, one with medical training would be nice.

Anybody in?

We'll call ourselves superfalconultraboobs.

>>21501

Hunter here, i'm with you brother!

>>21503
Woop.

You will be known as Squiggles. And your name will be feared by all who hear it. Undead or otherwise.

>>21501
I got Military Medical Training and made survivalist.

survivalist here, I also own a cabin near a lake which could easily be fortified. Its quite large too.

I got a buddy who runs a hardware store. He specializes in quikrete. That will most definitely help.

I got The Opportunist also. My highest was in The Survivalist Category.

>>21478
the fuck you say?

>>21490
I agree with this post, also I too got leader.

>>21517
You know...just until Columbus.

--
By the way, I am the author of this quiz, :P

>>21521
till then i got your back
equipped hunter here

By the way, the quiz was not based on any actual scientific (if you can call it that) understanding of zombies. Rather, it was based off the phenomenon of zombies in modern American media. If you want something more akin to The Zombie Survival Guide and modern zombie theory, this can also be a repository for ideas and proposed mechanics for the quiz. I'm willing to put some time into it.

Survivalist here.

leader

Survivalist here, i wouldn't mind shackin up with a 4 to 5 person group, I would not be much of a scout but I'll help plan escape route and fall back positions. But more in likely I'll be hiding in a tree watching your group walk on by without you realizing i was there

Zombie Survival Questionairre
Your Result: The Leader
You're a strong, magnetic personality. You can do things yourself, but you would either prefer others to do them for you, or others simply DO do them for you. Truth of the matter is, you're likely the leading member of a pack in the zombie wasteland; for better or for worse, depending on how you lead.

>>21532
We should make a group.

>>21532

You don't want to sneak up on a group of people during zday you're just asking for trouble.

>>21509
I like it.. Welcome aboard Justin.

>>21512
You can come too.

Along with Squiggles that makes 4 of us.
One more hunter and survivalist needed, preferably one with knowledge of the land. Ie: camping and what not to eat.

We'll go to Lakeside's cabin and find us a boat in case shit hits the fan. If we find a big enough boat we'll just live out on the water.
But that's just a really simplified version ofc.

I'm not liking these opportunists... Sounds like they'll back-stab you at any moment when it most benefits them.

The Survivalist

You're a loner, plain and simple. All of your energy and resources are carefully meted out and planned with in order to maximize your efficiency in surviving in the zombie wasteland. Your motto is "Waste not, want not"; you never carry more than you need. More likely than not, you haven't banded up with a group, or even a single person.

AWESOME!

I thought that this quiz was a little lame. there were choices left out that should have been in there.

but I'm happy with my result as a leader.

I think this quiz would work better if the results were a personality that was a composite of your two most dominant traits. A wee bit less unrealistic than the current system that says that anyone who believes in having people to work with and not instantly wasting four or five bullets on every potential teammate is a born leader.
I was a leader first and opportunist slightly less, for the record.

The violence attitudes make no sense and are too similar.

The violence answers should be like this:
1. Weak or Pacifist.
2. You must kill at the exact moment of threat, violence should be avoided, but cannot be avoided. Wastes are immaterial in such a case.
3. Violence is fun.

Granted weak and pacifist are different.

People who are too weak to kill might end up doing it anyway and becoming insane whereas people who feel their life is not worth taking that of another may be forced to kill for moral reasons or they may find ways to be violent without killing.

The Leader (fuck yeah!!)

I like my result but I think I'm more of a team person then this quiz says. However, I am a fat ass. So I'm either the first to die or I start metabolizing my own body fat after very little food with constant travel. No middle ground. We fatties are either very dead very fast or very alive for a long time.

woot, opportunist.

>>21547
>>21549
>>21571
The three of you, see this.

>>21552
The entire intent of the violence questions were that different people kill for different reasons. There are those who hunt. There are those who reserve violence only when it is necessary to conserve resources. There are those who reserve violence only when it is opportunistically sound. There are those who reserve violence only when there is no other manner of maintaining safety in the group. Then there are those who avoid violence at all costs.

I'll just say it again. THIS QUIZ IS NOT REALISTIC. IT IS BASED OFF SIMPLIFIED ARCHETYPES IN ZOMBIE AND HORROR MOVIES IN NORTH AMERICAN CINEMA! If you can't be bothered to pay attention to that small detail, if there ever is a Z-day, you're much lower on the list of who will possibly survive.

>>21542

Here is some info about my usefulness:
-I'm skilled with bastard sword, and currently started to train kenjutsu, i also have basic hand to hand combat training.
-I'm working with my father since early childhood, so i'm pretty good in building and repairing stuff and constructing simple weapons and body armors practically out of junk.


Thing i suck in:
-I don't know how to drive

So what, is the Opportunist the solo class or something? And is Zombie Hunter the tank class? Which one's the healer?

>>21584

Let me guess, you got The Geek?

Leader

Reluctantly most likely

The Leader.

I got the Opportunist. Second was the Survivalist.

The Opportunist, Im in you base leeching your supplies.

>>21583
I can drive stick. We'll be fine brother.

>>21617
Also, I can handle myself with an airsoft rifle and regularly do so (well aware it's different from a real weapon, but still - experience shooting, aiming, reloading, whatnot).


Plus I have my qualification with first-aid and I finished college with Alevels in Psychology and Human Relations (yay Britain) and have experience defusing hostile situations and team leading.

Plus, I don't really value life. So you get bitten and you're getting shot, you steal from my team you get shot, my team doesn't like you you get shot.

Bye bye opportunists bastards...

>>21618
If someone's a good opportunist, they'll stay far away from you.

>>21620
Good. Nice quiz btw.

Zombie Survival Questionairre
Your Result: The Leader

You're a strong, magnetic personality. You can do things yourself, but you would either prefer others to do them for you, or others simply DO do them for you. Truth of the matter is, you're likely the leading member of a pack in the zombie wasteland; for better or for worse, depending on how you lead.

fuck year

The Opportunist

"Some people have a plan, carry enough on them to survive or more, and know exactly what they want out of their life in a zombie wasteland. You, however, jump on opportunity instead of planning ahead. From your weapon and ammunition, to where you're going, you've just breezed by and taken chances. You're not very likely to have banded up with many people, only those who present an "agreeable opportunity." "

Describes me pretty well in a zombie apocalypse

Me? A leader? And look at all these leaders. There are clearly too many leaders.

Personally, I'm pretty sure I'm more a survivalist/opportunist than a leader. I would surely take a leadership position, however, because there's no better position to be opportunistic from than the top.

Your Result: The Leader


You're a strong, magnetic personality. You can do things yourself, but you would either prefer others to do them for you, or others simply DO do them for you. Truth of the matter is, you're likely the leading member of a pack in the zombie wasteland; for better or for worse, depending on how you lead.

Shit yeah! Very nice find, BTW.

You aren't exactly special in any manner; in fact, you probably just got dang lucky. There wasn't any real thought put into your escape on Z-Day, and you likely either just spun all '7's or had some people to help you. Either way, you're probably learning and adapting to life in a zombie wasteland.

Zombie Survival Questionairre
Your Result: The Survivor


You aren't exactly special in any manner; in fact, you probably just got dang lucky. There wasn't any real thought put into your escape on Z-Day, and you likely either just spun all '7's or had some people to help you. Either way, you're probably learning and adapting to life in a zombie wasteland.

>>21462
me too

>>21589

Opportunist.

>>21578
A:Why should I, >>21549, pay attention to a post (>>21552) I made?
B: So it's not scientific.
Doesn't mean it can't be improved.

Says zombie hunter. But it makes me sound reckless. I won't go walking out in the middle of a town and taunt a horde. I'd only rape zeds when I need to.

This quiz was a crock of shit. Half of those questions couldn't be accurately answered unless it actually happened. How the fuck would you know you'd be traveling with others? Are you supposed to say what you'd prefer?

Your Result: The Opportunist


Some people have a plan, carry enough on them to survive or more, and know exactly what they want out of their life in a zombie wasteland. You, however, jump on opportunity instead of planning ahead. From your weapon and ammunition, to where you're going, you've just breezed by and taken chances. You're not very likely to have banded up with many people, only those who present an "agreeable opportunity."

>>21703
You sir, am retarded.

>>21674
My mistake. Was a bit tired at the time and multitasking. I meant to refer you to this:
>>21528

As for improvement, yes, it can be improved. In your opinion, it doesn't live up to the function it's designated to serve -- to match you up with which archetype your desired zombie apocalypse behaviors are most similar. It's from a conglomeration of films, taking a literary versus a situational standpoint. The questionnaire (yes, I misspelled the Questionnaire part, shoot me) is even written in a gonzoesque style; hence, this isn't so much of a 'how will I survive Z-day' questionnaire as it is a 'if I was someone in a fictional Z-day, what choices would I make, and what type would I most closely fit.' Those looking for accuracy beyond what you see in the quiz, give FEEDBACK. And be specific: don't just say, e.g., 'questions about surviving on the run' -- that doesn't help.

>>21618

Hmmm...
You are a leader worth killing zombies with.

Also if we are lucky enough, we have some years 'till Z-Day, so i can finish my studies as mechanical engineer in the best technologycal and science based university on this side of Europe.

I don't know if it's good or bad but i'm practically insane with a great love for violence and blood, sometimes i go totally berserk.

With some practice i can be a hella good shooter, my mother won silver medal with air gun
on a national competition, my father score in hes army days 27 points in 3 shots from 300meters with an AK.

Oh, and here in Hungary it's extremly ease to put your hand on good military equipment.

If you guys need a helicopter pilot, I got a couple years experience. Mainly with a UH-60 though.

Given the zed's don't come until a few years from now:

>>21732
Join us if you wish, we have quite the team forming. A pilot would be a fine addition. But what did you score on the quiz? Say opportunist and I'll eat you.


>>21731
In three years I'll have finished my training to become a paramedic/nurse/care assistant (basic medical training - kind of a foundation to becoming a doctor type thing}. So I'll be leader/medic.

And; fine shooting be in your blood, I'm sure you'll become a fine huntsman. Just don;t be surprised if I slap you back from the brink of insanity.

>>21733
I got survivor =D huzzah!

>>21736
Welcome then.

We will call you Yoosix (U-6).

You, me, Squiggles, Justin and Lake-side will make an unstoppable team.

>>21733
Nope, survivalist.

>>21738
I thought you were
>>21736

Either way...
>>21737
Was directed at you, Yoosix.

The leader

The Hunter, hell ya! Maybe I will see more action than I did when I was in the army. Go blast away ratta-tat-tat

<table style="width: 320px; border: 1px solid gray; font: normal 12px sans-serif; background-color: white;"><tr><td colspan="2" style="background: white; color: black; padding: 5px;"><b style="font: bold 20px serif; display: block; margin-bottom: 8px;">Zombie Survival Questionairre</b> <div style="font-size: 16px; margin-bottom: 4px;">Your Result: <b>The Survivor</b></div><div style="width: 200px; background: white; border: 1px solid black;"><div style="width: 88%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div><p style="margin: 10px; border: none; background: white; color: black;">You aren't exactly special in any manner; in fact, you probably just got dang lucky. There wasn't any real thought put into your escape on Z-Day, and you likely either just spun all '7's or had some people to help you. Either way, you're probably learning and adapting to life in a zombie wasteland.</p></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The Opportunist</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 86%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The Victim</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 58%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The Survivalist</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 34%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The Leader</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 7%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The Zombie Hunter</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 5%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The Geek</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 0%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align: center; padding: 8px;"><a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/zombie_survival_questionairre"><b>Zombie Survival Questionairre</b></a><br><a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/">Quiz Created on GoToQuiz</a></td></tr></table>

Screenshot next time, pl0x.

facepalm.jpg

The Leader.

Time to Nut up or Shut up, bitches. Now where's that twinkie!

>>21776
He wasn't the leader in the film. He was the hunter.

Your Result: The Zombie Hunter

Someone has to do it, and, let's face it, you really like seeing those rotted heads pop. Something about hunting and killing those little z-freaks (or ragers) really gets your blood pumpin'. You might be with a group, you might not; the requisite for any coalition you join in the zombie wasteland is that you waste zombies.

Result: The Leader (Followed by Survivor, Opporitunist, Survivalist)

You're a strong, magnetic personality. You can do things yourself, but you would either prefer others to do them for you, or others simply DO do them for you. Truth of the matter is, you're likely the leading member of a pack in the zombie wasteland; for better or for worse, depending on how you lead.

-This is pretty much what I'd have to do. Plus I know I'd have the strength to shoot someone close to me who's bitten, because I'm not a fool and realize that it's not them anymore, it's an empty, man-eating shell.

Plus I own several pistols and rifles, axes and machetes, so I'd be well prepared. BAMF

opportunist. hunters get people killed. ditch them.

isn't my full zombie hunting gear..

Leader

florida hunter here
lfg

Hunter and in Arizona. Not that hard to find them in the desert but hard to make some shelter

I'm an opportunist. I'd be using others to my advantage for sure; trained gunners, medics, pot growers. Who wouldn't?

>>21868
Any Leader or Hunter worth his salt will see right through you and kill you for it.

Good luck.

Survialist.

It mirrors my clubbing style.......

i got leader

>>21871
Not if I can fake sincerity. Which is easy enough.

>>21868
Also, it's fun to note I got the text for leader alongside being called an opportunist.

Must make me some kind of super-opportunist. In your base leeching your supplies AND telling you what to do.

>>21912
i have got a bit of an itchy trigger finger so i tend to shoot things on sight

Apparently I'm a sadistic zombie Raeper... I also like to do it with the maximum amount of survivors present in order to break their morale!!!

I'm the leader.

I'm a leader, apparently. With Survivalist thrown in up at the top. Victim's the lowest, too, so I think I'm good.

I'm a survivor, apparently.

Your Result: The Survivalist

You're a loner, plain and simple. All of your energy and resources are carefully meted out and planned with in order to maximize your efficiency in surviving in the zombie wasteland. Your motto is "Waste not, want not"; you never carry more than you need. More likely than not, you haven't banded up with a group, or even a single person.

1. The Survivor
2. The Leader
3. The Opportunist
4. The Geek
5. The Zombie Hunter
6. The Victim

>>21912
You can fake what you want. Fake it for years and I'll have you around, because by faking it you'll be helping us, other wise we wouldn't need you so we wouldn't have you.

Then once you start to try to set yourself up to screw us over we'll use you as live bait the next time we need to.

Your Result: The Leader
You're a strong, magnetic personality. You can do things yourself, but you would either prefer others to do them for you, or others simply DO do them for you. Truth of the matter is, you're likely the leading member of a pack in the zombie wasteland; for better or for worse, depending on how you lead.

Zombie Survival Questionairre
Your Result: The Survivalist


You're a loner, plain and simple. All of your energy and resources are carefully meted out and planned with in order to maximize your efficiency in surviving in the zombie wasteland. Your motto is "Waste not, want not"; you never carry more than you need. More likely than not, you haven't banded up with a group, or even a single person.

>>21462


>Zombie Survival Questionairre
Your Result: The Survivalist
You're a loner, plain and simple. All of your energy and resources are carefully meted out and planned with in order to maximize your efficiency in surviving in the zombie wasteland. Your motto is "Waste not, want not"; you never carry more than you need. More likely than not, you haven't banded up with a group, or even a single person.
Result Breakdown:
80% The Survivalist
45% The Leader
33% The Survivor
33% The Opportunist
28% The Victim
21% The Zombie Hunter
21% The Geek
Quiz URL: http://www.gotoquiz.com/zombie_survival_questionairre

Fun Quiz.
That's my result.

Zombie Hunter of course.

Everyone that isn't a zombie hunter is going to be dead.

That is, unless you barricade.

>>21928

Any good Opportunist would just kill you in your fucking sleep.




Your fucking sleep.

>>22106

>latino_woman

Try Summer Glau, an aspiring, talented young actress

>>22107
>Needs everyone in the group sleeping at the same time

>Not going to happen if they have a good leader

>Enjoy being shot

Leader here,
Honestly though I'm pretty sure I wouldn't qualify as one.

The Zombie Hunter. fuck yea /zom/

Heck ya Hunter baby

>>22107
zombie hunters dont sleep
we can do this because we feast off of bike and fried chicken thieving niggers like yourself

The only problem is that you don't know an opportunist is an opportunist till it's too late. Regardless of whether you shoot us, we're going to cause some damage first.

>>22160
So your plan is to find a group, be all goody goody with them until they trust you, then kill them and take their stuff?

How are you better off on your own than with a group. Enjoy being ripped apart in your sleep because you don't have a friend to watch your back.

Your Result: The Opportunist

Surely if i were an opportunist (which i am) i'd try and be around as many people as possible and get as many connections as possible (which i would do) For an opportunist, information is a commodity. Also i dislike the notion that opportunist = faggot sellout, the way i'd work is to be as reactive as possible. I don't plan shit in real life, why the fuck would i start trying to do it now, when the world is even more chaotic?

>>22165
You appear to be one of the good ones. But all the negativity is due to the faggotry sprouted in this thread by the other Opps...

You seem decent... there's a position within my group if you'd like it.

>In you fucking sleep
This faggot is the king of proving my point.

>>22162

Hey there fearless leader! Having problems with those nasty Opportunists? Need me to chop them up?

Oh, btw how will we team up in case of Z-Day?

>>22167
Good day Squiggles... And do what you wish with the backstabber.

Also >>21732
has offered his services as a pilot.

When the Z hits the fan, we'll use the last remaining hours of internet (because we all know we'd all be on here celebrating) to work it all out.

i got the leader, WHO IS WITH ME?!

Your Result: The Leader

You're a strong, magnetic personality. You can do things yourself, but you would either prefer others to do them for you, or others simply DO do them for you. Truth of the matter is, you're likely the leading member of a pack in the zombie wasteland; for better or for worse, depending on how you lead.

<table style="width: 320px; border: 1px solid gray; font: normal 12px sans-serif; background-color: white;"><tr><td colspan="2" style="background: white; color: black; padding: 5px;"><b style="font: bold 20px serif; display: block; margin-bottom: 8px;">Zombie Survival Questionairre</b> <div style="font-size: 16px; margin-bottom: 4px;">Your Result: <b>The Opportunist</b></div><div style="width: 200px; background: white; border: 1px solid black;"><div style="width: 89%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div><p style="margin: 10px; border: none; background: white; color: black;">Some people have a plan, carry enough on them to survive or more, and know exactly what they want out of their life in a zombie wasteland. You, however, jump on opportunity instead of planning ahead. From your weapon and ammunition, to where you're going, you've just breezed by and taken chances. You're not very likely to have banded up with many people, only those who present an "agreeable opportunity." </p></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The Survivor</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 86%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The Zombie Hunter</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 65%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The Leader</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 46%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The Victim</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 26%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The Survivalist</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 24%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The Geek</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 14%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align: center; padding: 8px;"><a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/zombie_survival_questionairre"><b>Zombie Survival Questionairre</b></a><br><a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/">Quiz Created on GoToQuiz</a></td></tr></table>

Whatever faggot, I'll just find a new group to fuck over.

Your Result: The Opportunist


Some people have a plan, carry enough on them to survive or more, and know exactly what they want out of their life in a zombie wasteland. You, however, jump on opportunity instead of planning ahead. From your weapon and ammunition, to where you're going, you've just breezed by and taken chances. You're not very likely to have banded up with many people, only those who present an "agreeable opportunity."

Your Result: The Leader


You're a strong, magnetic personality. You can do things yourself, but you would either prefer others to do them for you, or others simply DO do them for you. Truth of the matter is, you're likely the leading member of a pack in the zombie wasteland; for better or for worse, depending on how you lead.

>>22168

Hey Boss!

I think we need a cool team logo or something, so we could recognize each oder with that on our armor.

>>22509
Seven 9 millimeter rounds stitched onto our shoulder.

leader here.

>>22509
I got one. My airsoft squad's insignia. And those other zombie squad guys are full of shit. My unit was made by my stepdad's father in the 80's.

>>22168
Damn right we'd be celebrating. I live in New York, and Justin is a good buddy of mine who lives in New Jersey so I could probably get to him pretty quick.

My result was survivalist, but I never showed the rest. Here it is.
1. Survivalist
2. The Opportunist
3. The Geek
4. The Victim
5. The Leader
6. The Survivor
7. The Zombie Hunter

The Opportunist


Some people have a plan, carry enough on them to survive or more, and know exactly what they want out of their life in a zombie wasteland. You, however, jump on opportunity instead of planning ahead. From your weapon and ammunition, to where you're going, you've just breezed by and taken chances. You're not very likely to have banded up with many people, only those who present an "agreeable opportunity."

The Opportunist:

I will survive simply because I wont see a zom and go HMMM how best can I kill that while being in the most danger and looking as awesome as possible... the only reason Tallahasse didn't die in the movie is because the script said he wouldn't.

P.S. I loved zombieland and Tallahassey or how ever the fuck you spell it was awesome.

Your Result: The Leader

you result: leader o.O

>>22542
Awesome, i love it!

>>22543
For me this will be a little problematic. It wont be easy to get to America from Hungary with zombies everywhere. And the boss lives in England.

>>22544
my total result

>>22598
England would probably be a better place to hold out than America. It's a tiny island with a fraction of the population in comparison, plus there're around a hundred castles dotted around the country to hold up in if we take that route.

But don't worry, if push comes to shove I'll get to America, if all else fails Yoosix can come get us or something...

Also I like Justin's logo but it wont be that easy to tag it anywhere, a simple design that's easy to spray-paint/mark on ourselves would be better imo.

And who the well is this?
>>22536



And I'm glad it works out that Squiggles, Yoosix, Justin and I are open to work together, the others have remained quiet...

Survivalist

You're a loner, plain and simple. All of your energy and resources are carefully meted out and planned with in order to maximize your efficiency in surviving in the zombie wasteland. Your motto is "Waste not, want not"; you never carry more than you need. More likely than not, you haven't banded up with a group, or even a single person.

>>22600
I'm working to get it made into a stencil to be used to spray paint.

>>22633
That I am working on as well.

The Victim.

>>22633
Hmmm...
How about a rage face instead of Hitler smiley?
Or some Warhammer themed thing?

>>22633
>>22643

You going to be stood there swapping stencils around? lol

Needs to be something simple but recognizable.

Survivor.
Meh, i got some good luck. Just dont assign me a night shift to keep an eye out and i'll be of use

Opportunist.


Come on, it'll be exciting ;D

ha mofo's
ima survivor and you're all dead
go me for being a pussy and not killing them and just running a lot

I got leader but I'd rather hunt and eradicate them from the world

Zombie Survival Questionairre
Your Result: The Leader


You're a strong, magnetic personality. You can do things yourself, but you would either prefer others to do them for you, or others simply DO do them for you. Truth of the matter is, you're likely the leading member of a pack in the zombie wasteland; for better or for worse, depending on how you lead.

>>22808 here
I have plans for decently protective gear, travelling light to move fast, and fortifying a good position in such a way that survival is relatively easy, especially considering that we'd only have to wait till winter then walk around with sledgehammers smashing frozen zombie heads.
Further, you're bit, you're shot. If it's unclear if you're infected or if infection is possible, you're observed and isolated so that you can't possibly hurt anyone else.

>>22665

Hey team!

I'm asking around among artist for logo ideas.

>>21462
i am a opportunist too

Opportunist, Hunter, survivalist...
im the guy with the gun

The leader!

Leader, looking for two hunters, a survivalist and an opportunist.

Opportunist here; I'm good goin out on my own for a little while to search for supplies or new weapon but I'll stick with anybody that can make the greatest use of my idiosyncratic acrobatic abilities to benefit (myself, first and foremost) the whole group. But I won't carry anything more than a small backpack with survival food/water/med rations for myself, two guns (preferably one small, single hand, but powerful pistol and one cut off shot gun), one medium sized knife and one long bladed waist wakizashi(kendofag). If anything breaks I'll just drop it and find something to replace it eventually. However, if I were part of a group, I would probably be part of the "scouting/salvaging" party and would bring back ammunition and other light essentials that would not directly benefit me and sell them to anyone that needed them. If you get bit though, I'm killing you right away and taking whatever I need.

I will be known after Z-day as Scrambles... Scrambles the Death Harbinger. Follow me into the future for there can be no tomorrow if we never seize today.

The Hunter: 80%
The Opportunist: 50%
The Leader: 40%
The Survivor: 30%
The Victim: 20%
The Survivalist: 10%
The Geek: 0%

Quiz not entirely accurate, I'd be 100% hunter and I'm sure I could survive quite well in my home area. I'd move about 40 miles away to a place that has less people and I know it better.

>>23531

They gave me this as a team logo, with this message:
"As long as I have a hand to strike, I will use it against them"

Your Result: The Leader

Zombie Survival Questionairre
Your Result: The Opportunist
Some people have a plan, carry enough on them to survive or more, and know exactly what they want out of their life in a zombie wasteland. You, however, jump on opportunity instead of planning ahead. From your weapon and ammunition, to where you're going, you've just breezed by and taken chances. You're not very likely to have banded up with many people, only those who present an "agreeable opportunity."
Result Breakdown:
77% The Opportunist
50% The Survivor
39% The Leader
37% The Survivalist
28% The Zombie Hunter
21% The Geek
19% The Victim

Dear /zom/, we should totally make our own Z-Day Survival Probability Quiz, so we could incorporate what our collective agrees to be the most viable type of Zapocalypse and the standard for or ways of surviving that world.

The Opportunist - 82%
The Survivor - 47%
The Zombie Hunter - 41%
The Leader - 41%
The Survivalist - 36%
The Victim - 34%
The Geek - 26%

Zombie Survival Questionairre
Your Result: The Geek


You've read The Zombie Survival Guide, twice; you've seen every zombie movie, twice; you have idealized notions about how you'll deal with Z-Day when it comes, and most of them involve using melee weapons -- twice. Why twice? Because when you're faced with a horde, you aren't likely to last long with an axe or a sword. Why not just pick up a gun, Mr. D & D, and put as much distance between the freaks and yourself?

Another Opportunist joins the fray!

>>21618

Opportunist here. I would kill you, saying you're infected. If you're not we can still eat you. Just thought you should know.

>>23643
You welcome to try... I already have a loyal team and if all else fails Squiggles has always got my back.

I think my team will be trusting me over some new douche who either says I'm infected without proof or says they should join you to kill me and eat me...

>>23611
Not a bad idea, but the hand looks like it's waving for a bus; shouldn't it be a fist or holding a weapon. Or holding a zombie hand...

Opportunist here.

Fuck carrying loads of guns and having two duffel bags full of everything I could possibly want for; i'm adaptable.

I got survivor, since I answered the questions with the intent of keeping myself and others alive. however, if the group I was in started getting well armed and trained I would totally be up for some zombie extermination.

Opportunist.

Basically I can't stand having people that are in any way weaker than me, if they are superior than me I am more than willing to cooperate but women/children/older people or just anyone inferior to me is a no-go.

Also, my weapon of choice would be an M1 Garand or a P-90 because they're easy to carry around unlike an assault rifle or sniper rifle.

>>23659
No no no, you mixed it up. When you seem to be a danger to me, I will make sure an accident happens. That's all I'm saying.

>>23763
I'll just kill you on sight.

Since we all seem to have magical ways of killing each other unnoticed.

>>23754
uhh, dude, M1 Garands are battle rifles, bigger and heavier than assault rifles, they usually weigh about 9 1/2 pounds at minimum. And P90s suck

im a leader. obey me faggots.

The Zombie Hunter
hmmm quite interesting
lets track some bitchies

>>23659
This is just a pretty rough sketch, i think the basic idea was a palm with a Z on it, witch looks nice on a shoulder pad or something.

>>23763
There are no accidents on a zombie wasteland, cause we always stick together so we can survive . If you start acting weird, plotting against other team members, you will have my eyes on you.

Survivor here... :/

I got the leader.

Zombie Hunter. Let's track some Zack boys!

>>23854
Hey Squigs
Let me know what the final design turns out like... it's a good idea

>>23854
We all will. But the first guy that tries to double cross us, I call stabbing him in the chest with a bayonet.

>>23892
>>23854
Aha... I love you guys.

Your Result: The Zombie Hunter


Someone has to do it, and, let's face it, you really like seeing those rotted heads pop. Something about hunting and killing those little z-freaks (or ragers) really gets your blood pumpin'. You might be with a group, you might not; the requisite for any coalition you join in the zombie wasteland is that you waste zombies.

lol

Pretty true.

Survivalist

<table style="width: 320px; border: 1px solid gray; font: normal 12px sans-serif; background-color: white;"><tr><td colspan="2" style="background: white; color: black; padding: 5px;"><b style="font: bold 20px serif; display: block; margin-bottom: 8px;">Zombie Survival Questionairre</b> <div style="font-size: 16px; margin-bottom: 4px;">Your Result: <b>The Leader</b></div><div style="width: 200px; background: white; border: 1px solid black;"><div style="width: 84%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div><p style="margin: 10px; border: none; background: white; color: black;">You're a strong, magnetic personality. You can do things yourself, but you would either prefer others to do them for you, or others simply DO do them for you. Truth of the matter is, you're likely the leading member of a pack in the zombie wasteland; for better or for worse, depending on how you lead.</p></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The Survivor</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 81%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The Opportunist</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 74%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The Survivalist</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 41%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The Zombie Hunter</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 26%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The Geek</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 26%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;">The Victim</td><td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"><div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"><div style="width: 15%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align: center; padding: 8px;"><a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/zombie_survival_questionairre"><b>Zombie Survival Questionairre</b></a><br><a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/">Quiz Created on GoToQuiz</a></td></tr></table>

Zombie Survival Questionairre
Your Result: The Survivalist


You're a loner, plain and simple. All of your energy and resources are carefully meted out and planned with in order to maximize your efficiency in surviving in the zombie wasteland. Your motto is "Waste not, want not"; you never carry more than you need. More likely than not, you haven't banded up with a group, or even a single person.

Sounds like me.

Tied for Survivalist/Leader.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6QFXUaHnSw <<<this

tie between zombie hunter the survivor and the leader

Your Result: The Leader

You're a strong, magnetic personality. You can do things yourself, but you would either prefer others to do them for you, or others simply DO do them for you. Truth of the matter is, you're likely the leading member of a pack in the zombie wasteland; for better or for worse, depending on how you lead.

That's the plan, anyway. Close second was Zombie Hunter.

Your Result: The Survivalist

You're a loner, plain and simple. All of your energy and resources are carefully meted out and planned with in order to maximize your efficiency in surviving in the zombie wasteland. Your motto is "Waste not, want not"; you never carry more than you need. More likely than not, you haven't banded up with a group, or even a single person.

"You're a strong, magnetic personality. You can do things yourself, but you would either prefer others to do them for you, or others simply DO do them for you. Truth of the matter is, you're likely the leading member of a pack in the zombie wasteland; for better or for worse, depending on how you lead."

Almost 100% Survivalist
80% Leader
60-70% Hunter
50% Opportunist

Survivalist

I'm a survivor. I think that's about right.

Leader here

My Result: The Survivor

Followed by Leader, Opportunist, Survivalist, Victim, Zombie Hunter, and Geek in that order. The results would have been different if I had a job, lol.

leader followed by survivalist and survivor hell yeh nigga we hell yeh

>>23921

They gave me a new team logo design, this is what i got after i told them the team name.

>>25414
Love it.

Btw, you got a steam account?

>>25418
Who are you?
and yes

>>25420
>>25418

lol it's me, forgot my trip.

Also.. I messed with the tag a bit, it should now fit as a l4d tag but I haven't tested it yet.

Also add me:

http://steamcommunity.com/id/myerk

Oppurtunist

Survivor.

Close second: Opportunist.

Actually I'm equal parts survivor and opportunist, which sounds about right.

>>25414
>>25421
It works!

>>25431
>>25420
And here it is if you wish to use it. I scrubbed my name so you can add your own... Or i'll do it for you if u wish.

>>25431
>>25432
Only now hav I realized that I've put an N in ultra...


I may cry.

>>25435
Rushed fix...

I'll do more in the morning... Possibly redo the whole thing.

We shall see.

Zombie Survival Questionairre
Your Result: The Leader
You're a strong, magnetic personality. You can do things yourself, but you would either prefer others to do them for you, or others simply DO do them for you. Truth of the matter is, you're likely the leading member of a pack in the zombie wasteland; for better or for worse, depending on how you lead.
Result Breakdown:
77% The Leader
57% The Survivalist
39% The Survivor
26% The Opportunist
21% The Zombie Hunter
21% The Victim
19% The Geek
Quiz URL: http://www.gotoquiz.com/zombie_survival_questionairre

Seems fair.

>>25436
Here go.

Add me on steam and I'll send you the others.

>>25473
I'm not playing anything recently, but i added you to my friend list.