I'd have a Tropicus and an Kadabra.

Tropicus makes the food, Kadabra keeps us safe with psychic barriers/teleporting/psychic attacks.

Having pokemon in a zed infestation would make it piss easy to survive.

>>23681

Don't assume that pokemon haven't been zombified already :) Think of how much zombie plague an undead Blastoise could spread.

golem is all you need zombies cant bite through that

4 guns? lol wut. Who the fuck only has 4? I have 9. I'd stick to my weapons rather than a pikachu and a charmander.

>>23692
2 pokemon? Who the fuck only has 2? I have 151. I'd stick to my Charizard rather than a pistol and a stick.

I'd only need one Pokemon.

Ditto.

Dugtrio.
Seriously they eat soil or some shit, they're fucking worms. Getthem to make an underground fortress.
And mewtwo. I never saw that fucker eat before.

Chansing and Charzard
/thread

I would want the pokemon, gengar, he can be incorpreal and therefore can't be bitten, and a gyarados, because it can shoot very large beams of destruction.

Well, since you're picking pets from a game, I'll assume the same applies to the guns.

BFG9000 - to kill everything in medium range
Fat Man - to kill everything in long range
Portal Gun - for the quick getaway
Gravity Gun - so EVERYTHING ELSE is a weapon

Enjoy trying to build some sort of touchy-feely relationships with your pets and pray they don't turn because you panicked and threw them into some zed's mouth.

>>23724
Dude, you have the gravity gun. Upgrade it so it's shiny and blue and you don't need the other three. Use that for attacking shit and GMod's physgun for building barricades and you're fine.

I'd still pick the pokemon.

>>23724
The BFG10k (9k is for grandmothers) will take out everything in the same distance of a fat man with out the risks of carrying around nuclear warheads. Just ensure you don't have the stupid Quake 3 version of the BFG10k.

Fuck Two Pokemon, I only need one. Arceus. Arceus is literally god, in that it created the universe. Thus, omnipotence on my side. /thread

>>23954
Yeah, hope he doesn't somehow catch the virus.

>>23961
And then god became a zombie?

inb4jesus

>>23686
FUCK

>>23724

Jesus, Portal gun would make a zombie apocalypse easy mode. Shoot a portal in your fort and then if things go south while scouting shoot a hole in the floor and jump back to safety.

>>24252
Not to mention its ability to take out zombies. shoot one on something high up then the other around zombies feet

2 guns

orange portal gun and then the shiney blue portal gun!!!

yin and yang

pick a zed up...blast his face until it turns into chicken noodle soup

EASY <-------
MEDIUM
HARD

portal gun would be awesome what if there were two Sky scrapers. (SS) you made your fisrt port at the base of ss1 and put the exit port at the top of ss2 then stand on the same floor as the exit port in the oppisite building. so because you are standing in from of the port your image is projected in the port at the base and zed will eventually walk up to it and come out the other end like 40 stories up and fall to his death that would be great.

Portal gun. One at the only breakable entrance and another on the inside of an active volcano.

If pokemon, Golem due to teeth not working against rock and Mew to make psychic barriers if need be.

I don't see why you wouldn't pick Pokemon.
Arceus created the pokemon universe, I imagine his powers are awesome. One involving stopping a Meteor from hitting earth.

>>24753

Picking one of the new 'god' pokemon is just plain lazy.

i wood go pokemans bcuz they culd be my frends

>>24772

I can see that this would be a nice change of pace for you.

>>23681
I FUCKING LOVE PEDOBEAR!!!

Charizard and Raichu.

Charizard for flying and firing zeds, there'd be nothing more satrisfying than watching a whole crowd of zeds turn to cinders.

Raichu for electricity.

Also i'm only picking from the original pokemon. I consider everything after the second set to be a huge pile of crap.

1 pokemon.

Abra.

What's that? Zeds right up in your face?

Teleport. They will NEVER catch you.

Pokemon. Chancy to heal my wounds and heal poisons (including what the zombies may infect), Arcanine, for riding "it is capable of running over 6,200 miles in 24 hours" and flamethrower.

>>25219
I FUCKING HATE ABRA I COULD NEVER CATCH THAT BASTARD

- Pokemon Option -
ditto wouldn't work unless you had other pokemon to copy, so I'd choose Zapdos and Mewtwo. Electricity/transportation, and mewtwo already made a crazy ocean fortress once so it could do it again.

- gun option -
Physgun, Blue Gravity Gun, Portal Gun, and The Death Star.

>>25219

vwoop vwoop BLING!

You open your eyes, but your vision is dulled. You have been teleported to the nearby hospital but the power has long since died. Your pokemon whimpers in fear and disgust as the stench of death penetrates the atmosphere.
The plague started in these halls; and by the sound of the echoed gargling, the plague still remains. Watching you. Deciding which limb to gnaw on first.

I'd take guns: two .45 colt for day-to-day offense, an AK-47 for tackling raiders, and a mortar/missile launcher in case I need to take down a radio mast or vehicle.
All food I find is kept to myself, and I have more than enough firepower for most zeds.

>>24733

You'd first have to get to the volcano.

>>23721

Man, can I just have a Lucario and one gun? I mean, I can find more guns later right? Or is that not allowed. Or wait, since one pokemon is equal to two guns, I would take a lucario and two guns. Then I could make my retarded fanfiction dreams a reality.

>>25234
Just FYI, you can choose where do you want to teleport. Anime > games.

On A footnote, the portal gun already has some gravgun capabilities, so you only have to give it some extra juice from the nearest combine weapon dematerializer and you're set.
But don't forget the springs nailed to your shins!

But a portal gun is too limited for real life imho, since you have only one two-way portal tunnel. The translocator from UT with multiple beacons would be a whole lot more awesome. Together with a trusty link gun(to repair shit and tear bones from bodies) I'll be unstoppable!

missingno

and missingno

>>25465
POKEMON RED!!!!

I'd probably need only one Pokemon: Magnezone. It uses magnetism, so it could just use the Earth's magnetic field to stay aloft for god knows how long. Its robotic, so it does't need to eat. It's part steel, so zombies can't bite it, nor could it catch a virus. It's part electric, so thats a good bonus. I think its a no-brainer (lol how fitting for /zom/). For the other? Something that could recover, probably Porygon-Z, as it is a computer program, and shouldn't get infected nor eat. Its also really strong.
Pic related, its Magnezone. inb4 someone complains about its design.

>>25479
Yes, that is from Pokemon Red.

I'm proud of you son.

Lugia can fly away and fuck shit up and while i'm at it Syther he can slice and dice zombies that get too close for my comfort zone