7chan - zom

16507

>>16479

I agree simple is better and more efficent. If you are on the move and want to mark a spot like "*insert symbol* 5 miles north west"

16506

Xbox 360 GO!

*puts pants on and walks over to phone and dials the first number on the list next to it*
"hey dude, ya rember what we talked about today?
well..."

16505

>>16502
I am astounded by your command of the English language and would like to converse with you on the entymology of various words.

16504

>>16309
hey you loved my post in the precedent thread?

16503

>>15680 >>15593

Sorry, im a quebecfag so I usualy speak french. But still the falcon is the best. Yes, bald eagle are bigger. But how will you carry it on your arms. It cant always be flying. The falcon fly longer and can fly in deep wood. Bald eagle's gonna be useless if you go in a city or a forest.

16502

>>16499
And I dont mean katana. I mean sword. I fighted for 20 min against the same oponnent. And I had to stop every hit before theyd hurt him. So without stopping, and breaking zombies bones I could fight longer. Since they cant parry me each strike will break a bone at least. so just imagine more than 20 min of striking at least one blow each 5 sec (minimum, when ill get tired) thats definitely usefull.

16501

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16500

>>16499
Oh yeah and im in good shape, im pretty strong and blablabla.

16499

Im a well trained swordman... why the fuck??? BECAUSE I POST ON ZOM AND SWORDS DONT NEED TO BE RELOADED! In fact I really love swords and hate the people who plays Dj&Dr because they only pretend to use one. Im also a lifeguard and am a really good hunter (canadafag) that can easily live in the wild with nothing but a gun. (no I cant survive if I cant kill any beast, and I'm not good enough to get em with a sword or a trap without luck)(unless there are many fish)(or many many fruit all year... wich never happens.) Even since I train a lot im pretty faty... which is very usefull. Im also mentally stable and Ive been on 4chan for a while, so I wont be disgusted by a dead or some crazy shit like that. Anyway if they throw me away ill go in the north were zombies cant go.

16498

>>16495
there are no Thylacines in the wild or captivity that have been confirmed by a reliable source.

16497

As a pharmacy tech if we raided a pharmacy, I'd know the place like the back of my hand and could pick out what medications we'd need for various problems.
I'm tall and fairly strong, but I'm also kinda fat sooo... there are better people for the brute strength role. As the overweight guy, I'd most likely be the first one left behind if we had to run from zombies, but as long as I have some blunt object, I could bash the hell out of a lot of them before getting devoured... so I'm a good distraction?

I camp... a lot. I can make fires, put together shelter from anything even remotely looking solid, I can cook just about any kind of fish we can catch. (Eels, blowfish, octopi and squid are beyond my experience)

I am a pretty good shot with handguns and rifles and I own more swords and knives than any sane person should (Though I'd rather use a crowbar than a sword for fighting the undead... Disembowling a zombie wouldn't effect it like it would something that's alive... I just don't think a sword is good for fighting the undead)

I come up with great, though odd, solutions to a lot of problems. If something needs to be improvised, I can do it. Traps, explosives (though most guys know how to blow shit up so it's not really a unique skill set), walls, doors... I can take random crap and weld/tie/glue/gumstick it together into something useful...

Just don't make me run... please?

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I would bring my dogs because I will need something to eat after I run out of food

16495

Tasmanian tiger. There are still some left in the world!
Tasmanian tigers can bite a can of dogfood open.
Their sense of smell is better than dogs, way better.
Their hearing... Well I dont know much about that.
Hiding possibility, there have been 3 sightings for 60 years, And still ppl are searching.
Also fuck tamed falcons.
Id take a fucking american bald eagle!
Three times the size, better eyes.
Needs more food, but can hunt bigger targets.

16494

my m16 and my full ammo battle load, my machete(who said being deployed is always a bad thing? xD)

16493

Group? Fuck that.
I'm camping out a gas station. When I run out of bullets I'm drawing as many in as possible.. and taking them with me.
Sitting on a stockpile of cigarettes and a large bomb. I won't last long, but I will go out with some balls.