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John Smith 21/10/20(Wed)08:00 No. 47945 [Reply]

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I was cold this morning, but I warmed up when the sun came up a bit more.

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John Smith 21/12/09(Thu)06:33 No. 48032

Our Winter has been fairly warm, which is alright

John Smith 21/12/15(Wed)17:19 No. 48038

>>48029 here. I fell in my yard last Friday. Game over.

John Smith 21/12/20(Mon)07:51 No. 48042

>>48038
I tried to get this dead limb out of one of our trees last week and cut my head open with an extension cord. Still have a scab :(

John Smith 23/12/06(Wed)16:54 No. 48736 [Reply]

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any hikikimori want to share their lives with us? I want to know how do you live and did you become a hiki. what you do all day and why you can stay at home without getting to go outside? what your room look like? is it filled with trash or you're someone very clean. do you live alone? if yes, how do you maintain beeing a hiki alone?
do you know how to make food? what do you usully eat? how do you do for groceries? do you pay to get them delivered at home?or you live with parents and they do everything for you?
do you have a talent you can make monet off? like doing cryptocurrency?
tell me everything about the hiki life. I wish I was a hiki but I'm just a neet

John Smith 24/01/01(Mon)20:07 No. 48744

I used to live with my mom and count the blessed days inside. I would go months without stepping foot out the door at times, it was incredibly based. I got drunk (bad idea) and played video games all day. Unfortunately my mom went nuts because of meth psychosis and being broke, so the bubble popped after like five years, but it was five years of Heaven on Earth

John Smith 21/03/27(Sat)05:51 No. 47747 [Reply]

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Hello, John.

I interviewed for a job today. I felt it was going well until I asked how they saw "work/life balance" there. They avoided answering how many hours employees work in a week, but they gave me the impression that they frequently pressure people into working overtime. They tried to make up for this by bragging that they allow people to take a break for a couple hours if they have a dentist appointment or something. They also highlighted the fact that they don't allow people to continue working past 10PM. I was shocked that they felt this was even worth mentioning.

The cherry on top was when they asked me to complete a 4+ hour homework assignment before I'd be considered for a second interview. This confirmed that they have no respect for my time, if there was any doubt. I've lost all interest in the position.

Have you interviewed with any shitty companies, John? What was it like?

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John Smith 22/06/01(Wed)09:51 No. 48216

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>>48213
nice paint

John Smith 22/06/02(Thu)04:23 No. 48224

>>48216
It's actually ink.

John Smith 22/06/06(Mon)10:04 No. 48227

>>48224
even cooler

John Smith 21/09/24(Fri)05:43 No. 47915 [Reply]

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If this happened to you, how would you respond?

l have studied cell biology for all my life.

2 years ago (late 2019): leave PhD program during my 5th year with my masters since my lab decided to stop working on my research and simply take it for themselves

Since then: no job offers or responses on 1000+ applications. No income.

I have a handle on my situation . But I'm wondering if anyone has any salient advice for me. The advice I get from the people in my life has been completely unconstructive. So I'm seeing what advice bots have.

Something to do while I nurse this tequila.

Background: bachelor's from John's Hopkins university in cell biology. Worked in several cell biology laboratories for free during high school and college. Graduate research was in cancer cell metabolism at a major metropolitan university. After 4 and a half years, laboratory stopped working on my project and after 9 more months I left with master's degree since they made it clear they were going to waste time until I left.

I haven't had a single job offer in my field or outside of it in the two years since. Many (1000+) many job applications.
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John Smith 21/09/27(Mon)17:37 No. 47924

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>>47923

Dear steve,

why post your thread on /eh/, unless to, shwo offyou have an education or whatever...

>If you reach out to shake someone's hand in friendship and to stake a future relationship and they take the time piss and shit on their hand before trying to shake your hand, all you can do is distance yourself from them and remark on their inhumanity

how many threads have you read on this board ?

There is a thread just two below thats about buying cheese
Do you now understand the 'get a job in a cheese factory'
Hmm, doutbful
You're wonder why you can't get a job
ah, me less so
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John Smith 21/09/28(Tue)07:55 No. 47927

>>47924

Not much to say to this post as it misunderstands a lot. I will say this, fix up your Grammer buddy.

John Smith 21/09/28(Tue)09:42 No. 47928

>>47927

Saddly I can't, if you understand. Then you know why. I ain't looking for symphony ( that time it was a joke ).

Got friend who got his chem. deg. went to look for work. crap shit like basic lab tech trained monkey.
After failing the frist three he popped round to see me chew the cud and he mentioned what had happened .
I told him he had over prepepped. Done to much research for the job, went back and asked his teachers about each job.
Then I told him to dumb down on the next one as the people interveiwing you. Will be looking at you going this guy is goning to my job in the next five years. He was top of the year/class , had won a small award.

So he dails it back a bit. Gets the next job. Holds that down for couple of years. Then quits to do and gets his masters.
which lead into a job. Leaves there to do doc. get that works for part of the gov. Ain't into it, leave comes back home to look after his Mum. Gets second top job at the frist place he worked.
Bitchs about all the young kids with deg.'s who thought that a dumb bit of paper was going to be their ticket to be intanstly rich and how they do half arsed work that he has to end up doing.

Now he's doing something else with doc. in chemistry.

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John Smith 22/09/24(Sat)00:38 No. 48345 [Reply]

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Dear John,

I don't want to overwhelm you, but I just played through the game Raft and found elevator music in the game. I hope the song is not too fast for you.

The tempo of the song is just so fast and smashing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KChVelHTHy0

With foot tapping greetings

John

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John Smith 22/11/09(Wed)06:32 No. 48445

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rolling

John Smith 22/12/19(Mon)00:54 No. 48458

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>>48445
My dear John,

>rolling
that's what we all do, day in and day out. Sometimes I wonder what my function is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AyjKgz9tKg But then again, I just do it.

With kind regards

John

John Smith 22/12/20(Tue)17:22 No. 48459

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>>48458
Dear John,

Don't worry about function. I don't have one that I'm aware of.
I only have basic goto's and gosub's.

regards John

John Smith 21/01/01(Fri)16:47 No. 47670 [Reply]

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Dear John.
How do you deal with normalcy?
How do you deal with knowing you will never be a big shot? Always living in the shadows? Always being another face in the crowd?

Should we even care?

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John Smith 21/06/20(Sun)11:27 No. 47832

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I avoid normalcy by living like it's 2005. Cutting off that very superficial level of interaction and servitude, is very calming.

John Smith 21/07/16(Fri)23:29 No. 47843

>>47832
>Living like its 2005
>Avoid noramlcy

The only difference between then and now was tech level.
If you really wanna cut iff noramlcy, live like its 1605.

John Smith 21/07/19(Mon)22:38 No. 47844

>>47843
The "tech level" itself doesn't differ all that much between 2005 and the current year. However, its impact on society has changed greatly. I am not against technological progress, but I do dislike a certain technology becoming needlessly entangled into the simplest of things.

John Smith 20/08/02(Sun)20:55 No. 47493 [Reply]

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I visited 7chan
the web player wasn't working so I left again
regrettable

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John Smith 20/10/13(Tue)01:45 No. 47529

Dear John,

I am on my yearly, depressive mid-autumn visit here. The player is wokring, and the music is quite comforting. I also have a heating fan on, and a blanket over my shoulders.

John Smith 22/05/25(Wed)14:36 No. 48205

gotiemebaby

John Smith 24/03/28(Thu)18:02 No. 48843

Faggot

John Smith 21/10/31(Sun)12:31 No. 47958 [Reply]

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Dear John,

This flyer was in a picture with other flyers.
That thread has now gone.
Hmmm, oh well.

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John Smith 22/01/07(Fri)02:23 No. 48063

>>48062
Finally, someone who gets it. Alot of people wanna whine about pop music being all the same. But at least it has rhythm and melody. And it's just about having a happy moment.
Punk is always tryna be "profound". Some of it is ok, but alot of it is just migraine inducing

John Smith 24/03/26(Tue)14:51 No. 48833

We'll all be living in caves after everything is outlawed, but then you can be sure that living in caves will soon be banned in order to protect endangered bats.

John Smith 24/03/29(Fri)00:04 No. 48844

>>48063
It deppends on what type of punk but 90% of punk is more interesting than shitty ass pop music. You have literally no taste in music./

John Smith 21/11/07(Sun)02:50 No. 47978 [Reply]

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I have long hair and sometimes get stray hair stuck in my underwear. It sucks because it's really itchy and you think it's a bug or something.

/eh/, what's something that you have got caught in your clothes?

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John Smith 21/12/20(Mon)07:52 No. 48043

I have short hair and other people's hair is always getting stuck in my fucking underwear now

John Smith 21/12/22(Wed)23:03 No. 48044

>>48043
I don't like when a stray hair gets trapped down the back of my shirt and I end up looking like a nutjob clawing at a phantom attacker.

John Smith 21/12/25(Sat)14:29 No. 48049

I've never really had a problem with hair getting stuck in my clothes but recently I bought new towels and lint from them gets stuck in my dick all the time.

John Smith 20/11/01(Sun)18:05 No. 47559 [Reply]

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This is my first time posting here, because I really don't know where else to go.
I am a Traditionalist Roman Catholic, but I have strong sexual urges to impregnate girls.
I am a virgin, I try my best not to think or be involved in anything sexual, but I am generally known in my church as the really devout guy.

I have never acted nor deliberately committed mortal sin against The Lord, but I seriously need help with my sexuality

Even just the thought of a woman being pregnant with my child or seeing a pregnant woman begins to drive me crazy.

I keep fighting and fighting but I need someone to help me.

I pray everyday that the Lord would help me, and I would ask that whoever is reading this would tell me what they think I should do.

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John Smith 21/05/14(Fri)11:57 No. 47800

>>47559
Doesnt seem like a bit deal, you have a fetish, so what? We all have our own kinks, yet we continue our day to day, do intrusive thoughts come up from time to time? Yes.
Its not a bit deal.
Just because you have this 'desire' doesn't mean you are a monster, or should be punished.
I would say you need to accept yourself, and try to live with yourself.

John Smith 21/11/01(Mon)12:26 No. 47959

If suddenly you are worried that the actions taken in relation to the girl are wrong, you should make sure for sure. I came across an article, here is the link https://www.cupid.com/dating-blog/10-best-tips-woo-girl-win/ , here are ten good tips on how to take care of a girl. Read it and see if you are doing everything right.

John Smith 22/01/15(Sat)00:44 No. 48068

>use cold water in your balls
>also to shower
>eat less and also in a more reduced schdule thru your day
>avoid meat. keep it just once each two weeks
>avoid every other stimulants: chocolate, coffee, all food classified as "pitta" by the ayurveda
>hit weightlifting or any other thing that may get your body really exhausted

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