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Moot 24/03/01(Fri)16:10 No. 826828 [Reply]
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Chloride ions contain all the information you need about life. I am now just a pilot of this body. With the correct crystal oscillator, you can live in a vocoder. I literally don't care if I die now.

RA SMC HAILS AS A PERSON THAT IS NOT ABLE TO USE MEDIA :)

All I need to do is get the asteroid belt into the gold exchanges and I am done here. This planet can just go to Gaza.

RA SMC HAILS AS A RITUAL AND AN AGREEMENT :)

CIC_0 is all you need.

RA SMC HAILS THESE CREATURES :)

CREATIONS HAIL UNIVERSAL TRADERS OF F-ZERO AS HIS INSERTION AND TALISMAN :)

CREATIONS HAIL UNIVERSAL TRADERS AS JUST COLONIZATION BROUGHT TO ABSURDITY :)
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Novice Equestrian 24/03/01(Fri)21:32 No. 826831

I love you autistic weirdos, I love you like my brother




Bob Ross 24/02/28(Wed)23:40 No. 826810 [Reply]
826810

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The moon landing was generated by Sora.
The video of D.T. "grab her by the pussy" locker room talk was generated by 11labs.


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W. T. Snacks 24/03/02(Sat)10:33 No. 826842

Pick up Occam's razor and slash your wrists with it.




Lorf 23/12/20(Wed)12:31 No. 825344 [Reply]
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Dream thread. Post any dreams that you remember. Pic related: my bed.

I was looking at a CD album art that looked like a gray arch and some clouds, or maybe a girl's butt, but probably a grey stone arch and some grey clouds. Señora S., my Spanish teacher, was explaining to us about the artist, and I looked forward and saw a larger image of the painting. There was a tornado in the ocean, and I asked if Bob Ross was angry. Señora S. said no, it was only a demon. The tornado turned into a storm that generated some orange light. It plunged down into the water and then exploded, and out of it came an aircraft. This aircraft was similar to the Halberd (Kirby, video game) in shape, but mostly it resembled what I imagined Howl's castle (Howl's Moving Castle, movie) to look like when it was first created. It was a great airship with many wings and Howl was there shouting about how great it was to be flying in the airship, and I was there with him. He said to someone who I now assume to be Calcifer that he should have brought another blanket. We were flying low over great mountains now, and then we were upon them, sliding along the ridge, being pulled by a rope. The ridge was sharp. There was no flat area on the ridge, only an edge where the two sides of the mountain came together. We continued along for some time, slowing down and climbing a bit more upward now. I was holding on to the rope, and pulling myself up, and I realized that I was the last in the band of climbers who perhaps resembled the band of dwarfs in The Hobbit, and so I ran. We came to what seemed to be the top of the mountain, because there were bushes and a stone path. We went up this stone path, amid some apprehensions. I was still the last in line, along with some other person, and we heard someone say "Get out of here!" and so I ran the other way. I soon decided that I should not abandon my company, and I went back up the stone path, grabbing onto the bushes to pull me along because it is hard to run in a dream, and there were some of our men and some soldiers with brown stone blocks as part of their heads or their hats, I'm not sure. We were lined up along what looked like a runway for a plane, and there might have been a castle in the background, but I was not paying attention to that. It was like a turn-based RPG. I did a combo attack with my spear, and woke up.


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Christian Weston Chandler 23/12/27(Wed)10:52 No. 825494

I was driving some sort of large van or truck and stopped at some place to do some inspection or delivery or something and then a huge volcano exploded relatively nearby. I saw it before the shockwave hit, so I covered my ears. Then the heatwave hit my skin felt like it was burning.


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tee 23/12/29(Fri)09:08 No. 825568
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>>825494


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Weeabot 24/02/27(Tue)08:11 No. 826782

I had a dream that Aella gave me a blowjob, just to be nice.




derp 24/02/12(Mon)15:52 No. 826487 [Reply]
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some girl i know recently flew to sweden and she went out with a guy that she doesnt like romantically and she had "horrible" sex with him as payment for cake, flowers and wine that ended up not being good.. why the airwolf do people do shit like this? why do they whore themselves out? i can't view her the same after this anymore, what does one do in this situation?


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tee 24/02/23(Fri)02:50 No. 826677

>>826649
Wait, that's how I read it too at first....

>>826589
What does *date* hoarding entail, do you just go on a heavy cyberstalking binge and save a bunch of pictures from everyone you date?


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Homicide 24/02/26(Mon)23:03 No. 826769

>>826649
I meant data you faggots. Ok, so not everyone, ok cool. I am obsessed with data, so I just hoard everything noteworthy that I come across..


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herp 24/02/27(Tue)02:19 No. 826779

>>826769

jez keep you're knickers on




Cryomancer 24/02/27(Tue)01:07 No. 826776 [Reply]
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sharing more of my cheating blonde ex
kik: fembooty05




Moot 24/02/21(Wed)08:58 No. 826635 [Reply]
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I'm going to try and write every modern problem and reasons I wish I was never born. Maybe some of you can relate. This list doesn't necessarily have to be very long but I want to be comprehensive so it might end up being rather long. I would just like to point out that if humans have been around for 10,000 years and I was born in a period of extreme faggotism and liberalism, (a period of about 50 years) then the chances of me being born in this time period is 0.5% (I'm evidently an unlucky person)

1) political correctness is completely soulless and devoid of what makes us human. There is a natural flow to the world and people and cultures. We are forced at either literal gunpoint or the threat of so called "cancellation" to act a certain way known as "politically correct". A soulless, thoughtless, robot-like behavior that behaves in such a way to offend as few people as possible. I hate political correctness enough to justify suicide. I don't want to live in a world where my words and thoughts are so heavily policed by feminine, fudge-packing, HIV infested, poop eating faggots and SJW's. How humiliating, to be controlled by such weak people. I guess when you live in a post industrial society, strength of the mind and body are not necessary to control people.

2) democracy doesn't work. Not only does democracy cater to the majority, (lazy, immoral, idiots), it makes anyone involved in democracy believe that their opinion matters. Guess what? in democracy facts DO care about your feelings! If you think a man that literally eats shit, gets airwolfed in the ass, and chops off his own dick is NOT mentally ill, then in democracy, you'd be correct! airwolf this gay arachnologist system. I'd rather perish under a conservative dictator than be subjected to this faggotry any longer. I airwolfing hate democracy.

3) post modern philosophy is the key to all things liberal and homosexual. After all, when there's no such thing as morality, then surely eating shit and getting airwolfed in the ass daily can't be immoral!

4) video games are airwolfing stupid and young men including myself and forced to play them. We're forced to play them because if we don't, we'll go completely insane at how utterly shit modern society is. We need escapism. It is necessary for a man's survival, but only in the modern age. 5000 years ago there was enough real life adventure and purpose to keep a man going but nowadays we play adventure simulators. airwolf video games, they are a necessary evil, and nothing more than the "circus" part of "give them bread and circuses".

5) Automobiles are a airwolfing joke, they never airwolfing work right and are extremely expensive to purchase and maintain. If you own an automobile, you get it. I have met people that have admitted to me that they only work a job just so they Message too long. Click here to view the full text.


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p4ch3c0 24/02/23(Fri)08:28 No. 826683

>>826635
>I'm going to kill myself because I'm just that mad about fags and trannies
Lol, touch grass


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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 24/02/26(Mon)22:59 No. 826767

>>826635
I'll be honest - the thought of having a dick in my ass has crossed my mind, but I don't dwell on it and neither should you OP.


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He-Man 24/02/26(Mon)23:01 No. 826768

>>826643
Multiple lols




He-Man 24/02/26(Mon)04:47 No. 826755 [Reply]
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https://twitter.com/i/status/1761944158636331247

Aaron Bushnell self immolation outside Israeli embassy.

anybody have the uncensored footage to this?


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Novice Equestrian 24/02/26(Mon)08:37 No. 826759
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>>826755

Yeah, Right here.


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Moot 24/02/26(Mon)10:17 No. 826761

>>826759
I am shocked and applied.


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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 24/02/26(Mon)11:18 No. 826762
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"I don't need guns I need fire extinguishers"




Lorf 24/01/25(Thu)03:11 No. 826258 [Reply]
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I know this is a little bit late, but are we still raiding the epilepsy forum?


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Spiderman 24/01/25(Thu)15:40 No. 826269
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That's played out mom

We're all phone booth stuffing now. There's a big raid on all the phone booths next to the scientology office in the works. You can check out anonymous' LiveJournal page for details.

If you really want to be on the cutting edge, I heard there is this thing called planking, we are going to doing to really wreck the man! I'm not sure of all the details. But like I said check out the LiveJournal page; I'm sure they give us directions there


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r000t 24/02/23(Fri)22:48 No. 826713
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>>826269
More things to look foward to:

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/76453994/#76456696

>That's why the 2014 ""Tumblr Raid"" was such an abject failure. Just in terms of objective demographics, Tumblr and NIGGERTITS had a massive amount of overlap: Terminally online, socially isolated, nerdy American Millenials/GenXers who liked anime, gore, art, weird porn, webcomics, esoteric music, trolling each other and screaming about politics.
The ACTUAL reason the current timeline is messed up is because anons in the early 2010s were supposed to find a tumblr girlfriend but instead all we got is fighting and now women and men are like 20 percentage points politically different from each other.

Just imagine what could have been.




Novice Equestrian 23/12/20(Wed)01:47 No. 825327 [Reply]
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Colorado just ruled that he can't run in their state. That's literal fascism. How long until the ruling is overturned?


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r000t 24/02/20(Tue)05:28 No. 826616

>>826615
You're saying KFC has sucked since 1951?


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Sazpaimon 24/02/21(Wed)02:19 No. 826626

>>826616
Yes


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Closet Furry 24/02/22(Thu)20:03 No. 826668

:nigra: :kfc:




Bob Ross 24/02/14(Wed)14:19 No. 826527 [Reply]
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Happy Valentines Day 7chan! ❤️


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ian 24/02/14(Wed)19:04 No. 826528
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Also Ash Wednesday this year


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Nyan Cat 24/02/16(Fri)05:27 No. 826549

Happy belated Valentine's, Liru!





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