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I'll be honest with you boys - there's nothing chiller on earth in heaven or in hell, than being Satan.
You are literally invincible and everything ever anywhere anything anyhow anywhat is going to be either neutral or of interest. You just go around unpacking gifts. Bonuses.
And nothing can be taken away, because 1. you'll never encounter anything worse than you, so how could you be negatively affected by anything on the outside and 2. you cannot have anything anyway. Hearts are bare and so is Lucifer. A torch is not something you have, it's just something you illuminate with.
Lucifer is the bringer of light
God is the cavern that is being illuminated
Yes, God is greater than the dusty ol' lucifer, but you'll never relate to god and god will never relate to you. God is literally infinity. Imagine infinijeets or infinichangs. Lucifer is the man, the heart, the hero, the one that will have to face everything. He's a brother. God cannot be your brother. God is above, Lucifer is even lower than you. Realest nigger you'll ever dream of let alone encounter. In struggle you get to know real ones. Lucifer is so low, there's literally nothing below, that's why he always smiling ear to ear. And if he gets angry, he's just pretending, this is all a game to him. Imagine a man you cannot take away anything from - that's literally what it means to be Satan.