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Is everything bigger in Texas?

Maybe I should move to Texas because my balls are so big...

So what do my big balls have to do with /x/...

What does Texas have to do with /x/?

I believe UFO's are coming from the Texas area...

UFO's piloted by Grey Aliens...

Grey Aliens are consumed with the everlight its true!

My friend Rick even had sex with a female Grey Alien!

Rick has a powerful third eye he says....

That must be why she slept with him...

This thread is now about Rick's everlight craft of witchcraft...

Rick does witchcraft primarily with Buddhist books written by the Dalai Lama...

The only Buddhist book I ever had was "The Heart of Buddha's Teaching" by Thich Nhat Hahn...

Rick has many skills from yardwork to washing pots and pans...

Rick is a master of the arts and even occaisionally paints pictures of his Grey Alien lover...

Rick says he has "fire" to me all the time...

Is it true?

Do people have the spiritual fire Rick is talking about?