Because all the women I chase after are "gay" or psychopaths, or, whores who I cannot turn into house wives.

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In the sex shop

"Hi, do you have water based lube?"

"Right this way"

"I'll have this one."

"That's all?"

"Yup"

"Some condoms, maybe?"

"Nope, just this"

Thinking: nope, I'm all alone! Of course you can't relate, little girl! Just rub it in, why don'tcha!

My Indian friend told me in India the girls wants guys to be so aggressive it doesn't really leave them room to say no in a meaningful way. This has some obvious downsides, and it's changing as the culture becomes more westernized.

>>824613
Bob Ross willing you'll never reproduce

I have the whole rest of my life to do whatever, but I specifically need to start a family within the next decade or so if I'm to avoid the risks of geriatric pregnancy, unless I marry someone much younger.

I'll admit, I'm kind of hung up on the kind of women who were anime fangirls and such during the 00s, seems like they're the only ones to have ever liked me. But I was too much of a coward, didn't reciprocate thinking they were just being friendly, and now high school and college are long over. And with that go the chances of meeting one of them outside of the internet or something.

Plus the ones my age have changed for the worse. In my teens and 20s they were those LOLSORANDUM types, which might have been obnoxious back then but were kinda cute in retrospect. I just wish they'd have stayed that way instead of going completely off the deep end.

And the reason I'm hung up on them is because I feel I'm boring to pretty much everyone else. I've had barely any positive interactions in my formative years and it shows. No idea how to make conversation. I don't even know how to talk about modern games/anime/etc because none of it interests me. So even if I did meet one who was still (relatively) sane, I'd have no common ground with her.

Hell, I'm not even sure if I really want a relationship, or if I just want to stop feeling pathetic every time I see a cute couple or overhear people talking about their love lives.

>>824721
You've got to be in your upper 30's by now. Even men have a clock that's ticking, in that, no matter your job and money situation, it's weird for a man to get that age with never married-no kids. Single guys in their upper 30's or 40's that have been divorced can write their own checks, but no one wants a burnt out fukboi, or the worst...handholdless-kissless.

>>824724
Lower 30s but you're still right about it being too late.

>>824721
If it's just to feel like you're not a failure, it's definitely not worth it, because this shit is inside your head anyway. You shouldn't care about others judgment like that, because it's really just your judgment about yourself that you've been indoctrinated with. So like get it out of your head and you're good.

Also only losers go for sane girls tbh

I don't even go for girls nowadays although there is this pretty Jewish chick that is intelligent and pretty cool and definitely mental, already somewhat into me, but I just dunno if I wanna open that can of whatever it is...

I've been a recluse (happily) for the last 5 years if not my entire life. Well the happy part was maybe three or four years so far.

I'm exclusively attracted to crazy/bipolar women and it took me some time to realize that. I've been single for two years because I have two kids and I don't want to bring any new craziness into their lives.

>>824746
Sell your children to stable parents who can't have kids. Live your life how you need to. You are only making things worse for everyone by forcing yourself to live by the norms of society. My tax dollars will ne spent on the professionals who have to clean up after the mess your kids make because of the damage you and your wife have done to them.
I have a friend who is a volunteer firefighter who had to clean up after our other, mutual friend's overdose death that led to an apartment fire. The friend that OD'd dad was a dipshit to his family as well.

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Is this true?

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>>824754
No, the post says "people" are attracted by both kinds of men. This is the broad, over generalized statement that makes the entire idea shit.

"People" like to watch a train wreck, but only healthly "people" will chose other healthy "people" at the end of the day.

0, zero worthwile women will chose an alcoholic gang member for the long term, true coupling, over a boring but stable guy. Everyone gets impulsive when they are board, but long term success favors stability. This is a natural rule that applies to everything.

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>>824754

Also "wild success" and "dead set on their success" are not mutually exclusive.

This is some PUA, joe rogaine bullshit. Its ment to be received by guys with low self-esteem as sabotage, to be taken in like a mind virus and eat them from the inside out, a destabilization force of sorts. Taking that advice will have the opposite effect as intended by it's recipients.

Elliott Rodgers fell for that kind of thinking. He was vulnerable to it due to his low self-esteem, then he tried so hard but was doomed to failure because his advice was bad. Then we all got to laugh when he self distructed.

Don't be Elliott.

>>824755
This is exactly why I'll never entertain a sane bitch unless just airwolfing around.

Boring is boring. Sane people are ludicrously boring.

>>824736
>Also only losers go for sane girls tbh
Sane as in being completely boring like 99.9% of people, or sane as in still weird/annoying but mostly harmless?

>>824756
You know what I can't get over?

How go‌ddamn handsome this kid was.

Like, how in hell was he not killing it on the dating scene?

I never had half his looks and I still managed to lose my virginity by age 18.

If I had looked like this kid in High School I would have been dripping with girl sweat and vaginal juices.

Clearly the problem with the internet subculture I shall not name isn't losing the genetic lottery, it is believing they lost the genetic lottery.

Just because the competition is fierce does not mean everyone doesn't have a chance to win. Anyone can get laid for free, anyone. The fattest, ugliest weirdos get laid.

I went to a strip club and paid for a private dance. The girl got naked and starts grinding on me and stuff. She helps me unbutton my shirt. She even starts rubbing my dick through my pants, but as soon as I unbutton she says no no no private dance is over.

>>824800
Obviously u done goofed

>>824800
pay up front for that

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How's this for a coat?

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Or this?

>>824756
Elliott should've went trans. he would've made a cute girl.

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How about something like this?

>>824800
I went back to that same club the next day. This time, I was very drunk, and this time, a girl approached me. She was nice and affectionate and cute. We had a couple private dances and then a private dance in the special shower room. We were naked and grinding and stuff and it was really nice, and she even kissed me on the lips a little. I got her Telegram.

The next day, I met her in a hotel room. We kiss and touch and she gives me a blowjob. I've never had a blowjob before, and she doesn't seem to have a gag reflex, so it feels great, and I cum super quickly and squirt all over. We go to the shower. It feels great to rub each other all over. We go back to the bed. I finger her. She's really wet. I put a condom on, but can't manage to get it in. She deep throats me again, and keeps going after I cum, feels amazing. We cuddle and kiss and chat for a while. I like her type, very stereotypical: short hair, small perky boobs, piercings, self harm scars, bipolar, vape, punk music, and a tattoo above her crotch saying Optimus is watching.

Overall, super fun. I certainly way overpaid though, lol.

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>>824840
>>824841
>>824848

Do any of these coats have any at least one inside pocket?
Also zips, you don't need get home and find you've lost your keys or something.

>>824842
Considering the incel-to-trans pipeline, he'd have probably done it if he just waited a few more years for it to catch on.

But then again, his little stunt put a lot of eyes on incels and swelled their numbers, plus gave a lot of ammo to the "all men are the spawn of satan" crowd by making their boogeyman real. Which in turn gave men another reason to wish to be the little girl (to stop being seen as an evil male). So if not for Elliot, we probably wouldn't even be seeing this pipeline, or at least it would've taken longer to come into existence.

NPR was talking about how lots of Ukrainian soldiers later find it difficult to find sexual partners. The tone seemed surprisingly pro incel.

women are stupid and i dont respect them

>>825269
> NPR was talking about how lots of Ukrainian soldiers later find it difficult to find sexual partners. The tone seemed surprisingly pro incel.
Well, it's the amputee capital of the world. Link, please?

>>825269
everyones a sucker for MUH VETS even libtards. that said using incel as an insult is stupid and the whole point was acceptance(by acknowledging that it isn't their fault and due to other factors).

>>824611
Are the rumors true that the entire internet is flooded with anti- bots and that 100% of anti- posters you see online are all bots?

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Guys who date fat girls are truly oppressed.

>>825345
fat women all have flat asses why is that, doctor?

I'm thinking of saying to myself something like, if I don't have a good gf by, let's say, the halfway point of next year, I'll resolve to just get with the first girl who would have me. Idk if this is a good idea, but at some point...

>>825345
you mean compressed

I haven't gotten a single match since coming back to the US.

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I come back to the US and all the profiles look like this.

Oh wow, Bumble has a free language filter, cool.

>>825454
fave album: rap

Let me know you do not listen to music while using music as a metric rule, thx niggard tards

It's an observation of Orson Scott Card that we don't really like to think about how much of our behavior is genetic.

To what extent should it be presumed that sexless men will become rapists? Certainly we can look at some statistics proving rape exists, that some subset of men will eventually become rapists, or worse, school shooters.

It's only nerds that think of humans as rational agents. It's only nerds that think of humans as rational agents. It's only nerds that think of human ok you get it.

Within the evolutionary pressure to protect the women from harm emerges the high school jock bullying the high school nerd for leering too frequently and making the jock's woman uncomfortable. The nerds would have you believe that this cycle of violence begins when the high school jock slams the nerd up against the locker. "I wasn't doing anything" cries the nerd pitifully.

The nerd hangs out near the woman, drawn to her by the compulsion of the reproductive force. The nerd tells a story of innocence, that they're not there in proximity of the woman for any specific purpose.

For the woman, it's pretty simple: there's a nerd there so the nerd is interested in her regardless of what the nerd says he believes. When the nerd stutters out "h-hi" the nerd thinks that this is playing a script of normal human interaction in which he has maintained plausible deniability for making eye contact, when in reality, for the woman, it's pretty simple: there's a male present so the male is interested in her.

From there the leering or the comments ('maybe I should just try being forward' leads to awkward sexual advances) progress and the woman's discomfort increases past the annoyance threshold into the threat labeling, and the threat labeling occurs when she tells her boyfriend, and it becomes the boyfriend's job to subdue the poor dumbairwolf.

So the nerd gets slammed into the locker.

"I wasn't doing anything!"

What's sad about this story is just this: that the nerd believes it.

>>825454
>I come back to the US and all the profiles look like this.
Where have you been and for how long?

>>825495
>a great post
Great post! :-)

>>825495
A study showed that more sexually active heterosexual men are more coercive and commit sexual assault more than less sexually active men. It's not really surprising.

Agreed to a date at a boba place in LA for 5pm today.

>>825523
Hope all goes well on your date, best of luck.

I notice Bumble has a lifetime subscription. Good deal?

>>825526

CP up for 5 days now, is this an unmoderated chan all of a sudden?

>>825528
You're more than willing to apply to be a janny.

>>825530

Do you mean I am capable of applying to be a janny? That's true, but I don't come here enough for them to accept. I doubt they just take any stray. Also I probably wouldn't do a good job.

>>825558
Then stop complaining.
Imageboards other than NIGGERTITS are not only understaffed, but, at this point passion projects. Jannies have lives outside of this gay basket weaving forum.

>>825562

I'm not going to not complain that jannies left a 7yo girl sucking cock on the front page of /b/ from the 23rd December through to the 29th.

Meet the girl from Bumble at Jellyman in Los Angeles. Brief hug. We drink beverages. We chat for a while. She grew up in Beijing and studied in the US. Her mom participated in Tiananmen Square, but she didn't learn about it until she came to the US. She says she's flying to Beijing tomorrow but she plans to settle down in California. Exchange contact info. Walk a short distance. Brief hug goodbye.

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>>825563
Then airwolfing join the staff and do something you worthless arachnologist.
Probably airwolfing downloaded it on your drive, airwolfing, nigger kike airwolf you. Years of a squeaky clear record and never missing shit and then one airwolf up and you airwolfing jump on it like a airwolfing arachnologist. I hope your whole family airwolfing dies in a plane crash airwolf you you worthless airwolfing child.

How long does my dry spell have to be before I become incel again?

>>825570
I can join the staff, really?

>>825570

Stop being a little baby and check the website more than once a week and it wouldn't be a problem

>>825574
Stop being a little baby and work 65 hours a week.
Maybe one mod is not enough to run an entire website.

>>825572
It depends. but, if the site needs mods then I don't see why not. You just have to join the IRC and talk to the staff.

>>824725
Not true. I had a friend who didn't get married until he was 42. I remember he was 37 and talking about how his life was all over, etc. It's not too late to figure yourself out.

Man, I'm really worried I'll never find a girl to truly love wholeheartedly and without reservation.

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>>824611
We are all technically single.

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Well now this is interesting. It seems to subvert the typical method to get good photos.

>>825666
sounds like a bit of the ol' "bullshit" my boy

>>825667
How so?

I talked to someone who hired a photographer who gave him very specific directions about how to pose and stuff, and also had the Photofeeler AI, so he was able to take hyper optimized photos, and he got good results.

https://thematchartist.com/

>>825914
airwolfing hilarious that someone would suggest this website unironically. I knew someone would in this shit thread. Saying this as a professional photographer, these guys airwolfing suck. A lot of their "before" pictures are obviously low quality but at least the subjects look vaguely personable in some of them, then their ""optimized"" photos make everyone look like airwolfing serial killers. Seriously look at their portfolio, especially all the """action""" shots that look like the subjects have never done the activities they're doing before in their lives. Even the headshots look airwolfed up.

This is yet another in a long, long list of lucrative scam/business models aimed at a bunch of cripplingly autistic faggots who have a little too much spending money for their own good. Say some bullshit about """the algorithm,""" give the most basic bitch life/dating coach advice imaginable, take some really shitty photos with a high quality camera and put a shitty muted color filter on them, dangle the vague promise of getting laid over a mark's head and watch the fish-brained dipshits bite. When you've reached a point where think you need to hire someone like this, consider either fundamentally changing a lot of things about your life or just making it easier on everyone and killing yourself

>>825915
Seems pretty simple really. Good looking zoom in, not good looking zoom the airwolf out.

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beat niggers with a bat

>>825915
Why so pessimistic? I know a guy it worked for.

http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/the-case-for-an-older-woman/

"women have more pursuers than men until age 26, but thereafter a man can expect many more potential dates than a woman of the same age."

I guess this is just meant in some weird relative sense, otherwise doubt.

"your average 25 year-old is roughly as good-looking as your average 35 year-old"

Highly skeptical

Other trends surprising, but whitepilling if true

I really want a black gf

>>826270
Do it....

Got a Bumble date this Saturday with a girl who seems nice! She seems down to earth and eager to meet me.

She gave me her number without prompting too.

Rip, Bumble girl unmatched me and I didn't save her number. It's Joever.

>>826406
The mistake was thinking that she's down to Earth. Men can be/are down to Earth. Women will only date you if you are obviously above her.

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Because people are a nuisance, and generally unpleasant. Every time I come home and don't see any people, it's a blessing.

>>824611
I travel for work a lot. I have an apartment that has a bed and some clothes, but I'm only there about 1 week in the month. I am in every timezone in North America at least once a month, many airline miles, much emerald club, sush admiral lounge. I've been doing this for 6 years and any friends I had gave up. But I plan to retire totally at 50.

>>826423
airwolf a bitch at 50. I don't see a problem with that.

>>826429
I'm recently 40, never married, no kids, never own property. So it's really up to the individual as to how to define a full life.

Just got my first ever incoming SuperSwipe on Bumble. Seems like the blurred photo didn't match.

Dang, I thought she would be more interested given the SuperSwipe, but I guess not.

>>826462

They put no effort in on any of these apps, I'm not convinced that these incoming swipes are even real women for half of the time, I think they're bots designed to make you think that you have a chance and to buy premium

Bitches be tripping

>>826476

Aint nobody got time to click on links arachnologist.

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I wonder how old an iPhone would have to be before it's worse than a new Android.

>>826503
People who complain that Android devices can't use iMessage features are like Diesel engine car drives complaining they can't use 97 octane in their tank.
It's a stupid idea. iMessage was made directly for Apple devices.
If you want Apple to be a monopoly just so your friends can see your bearded lady Memojis, you should kys.

I got a pair of pants for 3.31 USD. Amazing.

I think I got more matches back when I would swipe on unattractive girls.

Has anyone tried Facebook dating? I just started. I suppose it's cool that they say you'll never have to pay for anything. I wonder if that'll really be true.

Just got my first match on Facebook Dating. She's a two hour drive away. Seems this app doesn't have many users yet.

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Gamification

Wow, I got sixteen likes already. Black people love me!

I already have ten matches on Facebook Dating

Whoooo! Got a date with a hot Black girl from BLK tonight. We're going to get drinks. Her profile says she's looking for "something casual".

Now I'm afraid I might be getting stood up.