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I transcribed the original TikTok video:
Do y'all remember, I don't know if it was weeks, months, years ago, my concept of time on the Internet is so skewed, but that tweet that was like, ask your boyfriend what the most dangerous animal he thinks he could beat in a one on one fight is and you will infuriate yourself? I fear that the men have caught on to that one and I have a new one that has been one of the most eye opening things I have ever experienced. So this fall I was dating somebody for a couple of months and he was in this fantasy football league, and they had a punishment, and the punishment was that whoever lost the league, in one waking day, not a twentyfour hour period, but one waking day, had to consume the same number of eggs as their age that year. I am twenty nine; everybody was like, late twenties, early thirties. This man had lost the league the year prior. When I tell you that fear of losing the league again and having to eat almost thirty eggs in one waking day again, like, kept him up at night. We were out to dinner the day that Nick Chubb's knee blew. He like, could not engage in a normal conversation for like, forty five minutes after that. It's actually not even why we didn't work out, which, looking back, it absolutely should have been, but, digression. I told several of my male friends about this, I told my fantasy football league about this, and I said, oh my Bob Ross, isn't this like, the most upsetting thing you've ever heard? Can you imagine having to eat thirty eggs in one day? And the number of men who were like, that would be easy, it would be easy to eat ten three egg omelettes in a day. So I started asking, like, every man I know. Men in their forties were saying this: That'd be easy, it's fine. I am almost scared to post this because of the number of men that I know I'm going to have in my comments being like, that would be easy. If you and your boyfriend are on the rocks, and you are trying to give yourself that final push, I implore you to go ask him how many eggs he thinks he could consume in one waking day, because you are going to be horrified.
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