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Hatchet Sarah Palin 13/03/19(Tue)07:49 No. 14620

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I haven't found any laws regulating the carrying of hatchets on your person in Texas. I may start doing this. Any thoughts other than that OP is a pretentious wanker?

I'm just bitter because I can't carry my OKC-3S.

Sarah Palin 13/03/19(Tue)15:04 No. 14621

Why would you carry a fucking hatchet? Carry a bowie knife or a ka-bar...then maybe people would take you seriously and not think you're a fucking psycho

Sarah Palin 13/03/20(Wed)01:48 No. 14622

Because I don't give a goddamn.

Also, I'm pretty sure most (all?) ka-bar models are over the bullshit 5.5" limit Texas has.

Sarah Palin 13/03/25(Mon)07:34 No. 14626

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Don't listen to this guy OP. Hatchets are way more useful than big knives. All kinds of shit you can do. Key to not looking like a murderer: you get yourself a proper tooled leather hatchet sheath. They'll probably think you just fucking love camping.

Sarah Palin 13/03/25(Mon)08:38 No. 14627

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I do fucking love camping. Pic is my hatchet. An expensive pick, but worth the cash IMO. I was thinking of trying to find a composite sheath, possibly one that would permit me to carry it inverted so the handle would be pointed upwards.

Any thoughts on the legality of this affair? Texas law is worded strangely, but I believe I can defend my point.

Sarah Palin 13/03/31(Sun)06:52 No. 14640

You mean you're gonna take that shit everywhere, like to your job, to the bar, to the games? Your social life could suffer a bit, even if you don't get in trouble with the blue meanies. I would pick the knifes instead.

Sarah Palin 13/03/31(Sun)07:11 No. 14641

That's the plan. My friends wouldn't mind, and I'm self employed, so I can just tell my boss to go eat a dick if he gives me shit.

Sarah Palin 13/04/06(Sat)05:52 No. 14645

Can you open carry a gun in Texas like you can in other states?

Sarah Palin 13/04/06(Sat)08:46 No. 14649

No, Texas state laws prohibit open carry of firearms.

Sarah Palin 13/04/25(Thu)21:56 No. 14688

If it is balanced for throwing, it is definitely illegal.

If it is specially designed, made, or adapted for the purpose of inflicting serious bodily injury or death by striking a person with it, it is considered an illegal club.

You might want to email a picture of what you plan to carry to your sherrif and see what he thinks before you get yourself tazed.

Sarah Palin 13/04/25(Thu)23:35 No. 14690

It is not designed for any of the above, though you raise a valid suggestion. I think I might do that.

Also, I do kind of want to get tazed.

Sarah Palin 13/05/17(Fri)23:45 No. 14716

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All you have to do is run up behind a dude with that hatchet and smash smash smash

Sarah Palin 13/06/19(Wed)19:03 No. 14751


It would be fine if all the cops did was beat the shit out of us or shock us with a couple million volts. That's all fun and games.

But then they fuckin' arrest you after :(

Darth+Musturd 21/07/27(Tue)19:23 No. 15602

>be me
>low on cash
>need that sexy 1911
>see gas station
>pull out hi point
>customers behind me screaming in terror
>"YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW YOU GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>Texan pulls out hatchet
>8" of steel penetrate back of my skull
>Texan starts dancing
>pulls out bucket of fried chicken
>"were gonna have a hoedown in heya boahs!!!!"|
>never should have left Mississippi

Sarah Palin 22/05/12(Thu)03:08 No. 15626

based hatchet smasher

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