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HELLo, I have been beaten by a few crooks at a crooked girl's house and have killed two of them with gravity itself. Severs are one helluva tool. Crooks legs gone bust and the second got head crushed by his body mass. The rest of them have still got the beast of me with a chlorated water bandana. They locked the car's doors and we rode to a different city where they made me do a hold-up at a liquor store. How's fucked my life after all of this? None except for jobs because I'm still criminally seeked for after giving all the hold up cash to the Police, they still have the video up on the country's youtube profile so they [pic related]might be not sure who gave the cash back or something but I did mention everything by going to the police station by myself. Where's my gun warrant when I need one?