/zom/ - Zombies

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Shambler 14/01/11(Sat)04:14 No. 4982 ID: 0016ce

I wouldn't be.

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Shambler 14/01/11(Sat)11:42 No. 4984 ID: a55f6a

Bandit?! Gotta go with >>4982 on this one. Wouldn't it be better to be a billionaire/former Navy Seal/survivalist who owns his own private island incorporating a fortified bunker with a massive arsenal, stocked to support one hundred people for one hundred years, than a bandit? Just saying.

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Shambler 14/01/11(Sat)12:35 No. 4985 ID: ca1ea1

kkkkkk

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Shambler 14/01/12(Sun)05:35 No. 4986 ID: da2298

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>>4984
That feel when you're not any of those things

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Shambler 14/01/12(Sun)05:45 No. 4987 ID: da2298

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>>4984
Nigga theres maybe 2% of the world that has all that and only 2500 navy seals you're more likely to meet a member of the bloods than one of the armed forces so since you have no survival/combat skills just like the rest of 7chan you're likely to become a bandit to survive

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Shambler 14/01/13(Mon)03:01 No. 4989 ID: a55f6a

>>4987 Agree with everything you say, except the personal 'survival/combat skill' bit. As for the situation I described in my first post, that was how I would LIKE it to be. Really, I doubt if there is a single individual on Earth that actually has a set-up like this. Make no mistake, though...if I somehow found myself obscenely rich, I would be the first.

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Shambler 14/01/13(Mon)03:25 No. 4990 ID: dd5edf

>>4989
yeah but you
-are not rich
-are not a navy seal
-are not a survivalist
which means you are going to have a hard time
-fighting asshole bandits/gangs
-running away from zombies
-surviving in nature
so pretty much you would have to be a bandit
besides...
you could rape/torture/murder that hot loli/older girl from down the street or in your hood you always wanted

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Shambler 14/04/16(Wed)13:53 No. 5062 ID: 27464e

At first, I would not be a bandit because my community can survive on his own food stocks.

Then, we will all the dead kind of bandits.

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Shambler 14/04/24(Thu)13:46 No. 5079 ID: f5b646

>>4980
Honestly, I'd be more a scavenger than bandit. Not the type to kill for what I want, just to protect myself. Honor code, morals, all that jazz. More than likely I'd just join a group of people and hope they're not all convicts and decide to rape me when I go to sleep.

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Shambler 14/05/02(Fri)16:09 No. 5090 ID: d82c5c

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Zoo/circus scavenging type of bandit.

Come at me hordes of zombies and gasoline-dependentfags!

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Shambler 14/05/02(Fri)16:57 No. 5091 ID: 4f859e

>>5090
With your elephant and my triceratops ( >>3247 ) we could rule the wasteland...

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Shambler 14/06/07(Sat)23:31 No. 5125 ID: 758d74

I would be a rapist bandit.

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Shambler 14/06/07(Sat)23:36 No. 5126 ID: 12c1a6

I'd be a lone wolf looking for trouble.
Or Mad Max.

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Shambler 14/06/09(Mon)19:13 No. 5131 ID: aaad3e

>>4986
Do not be afraid of power, it is the only thing that protects you from the power of others. Do not be afraid of harming others, it is one of two things, that keep you from being harmed by them. The other thing is the wealth you reward you might earn for them.

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Shambler 14/06/12(Thu)12:52 No. 5137 ID: 8e1a35

pirate. pirates are awesome.

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Shambler 14/06/12(Thu)19:26 No. 5138 ID: c52816

I'd be the cool one, ye know?
I'd start off being nice to people, and gain their trust for a few months. The long con.

Then i'd slit their throat in the middle of the night and walk away.

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Shambler 14/07/06(Sun)19:39 No. 5160 ID: 9880ba

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I'd be Jericho from Fallout 3.

Badass raider with an attitude.

Not insane and not kind. I'll shoot who I have to, and I can work with anyone. Fuck with me though, and I'll kill you.
"Say what's on your mind then get out of my face."

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Shambler 14/07/06(Sun)20:21 No. 5161 ID: 1b92b3

I'd be like the Courier constantly getting LEFT4DEAD

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Shambler 14/07/26(Sat)04:37 No. 5173 ID: aaad3e

To quote Loki:

'Your ledger is dripping, it's GUSHING red, and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer... PATHETIC! You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code. Something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away!'