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Shambler 12/09/22(Sat)01:32 No. 3744 ID: 3d7475

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i did my best to edit the number requirements to make it work for here. i will give my birthday and a fake birthday to get this going.

my birthday is march 12.
the second number shall be november 16.

please reply results and your month and day for your birthday for the rest to use.

Shambler 12/09/22(Sat)10:29 No. 3745 ID: 676804


Zodameth 12/09/30(Sun)18:36 No. 3776 ID: 9e17bf

I'm pretty sure a navy seal would be a seaman. Also, Gorilla warfare?

Shambler 12/09/30(Sun)23:54 No. 3777 ID: 381092

So hairy people and unemployed people smell bad, but street bums don't?


CandleJack 12/10/02(Tue)20:28 No. 3782 ID: 2f260d

How the hell does this even work?! I can't determine the number of my post until after I've posted, and what's up with it being divided by my birth month? What if that results in a non-whole number (Post number 3555 [5] divided by December [2])??

What in the world is the date of a month? You mean the day IN the month? Shit. If this was understandable, it might be pretty nice.

Shambler 12/10/03(Wed)00:26 No. 3785 ID: dbe9ef

ok, I think I understand this, so I'm gonna post some dates and all y'all can just follow along:
placeholder survivor 1 07/14 - July 14

Shambler 12/10/03(Wed)00:31 No. 3786 ID: dbe9ef

placeholder survivor 2 03/29 March 29

Shambler 12/10/03(Wed)01:00 No. 3791 ID: dbe9ef

survivor 1 10/04 October 04

Profession = 0 = street bum
weapon = 4 = mind control
specialty = 2 = crippled
companion = 9 = dog
item = 4 = zombie repellent

Shambler 12/10/03(Wed)01:00 No. 3792 ID: dbe9ef

survivor 2 06/27 June 27

Profession = 6 = burglar
weapon = 7 = Barrett M90
specialty = 0 = hairy
companion = 4 = mudkipony
item = 9 = magic cooler

Shambler 12/10/03(Wed)01:10 No. 3793 ID: dbe9ef

survivor 3 02/26 February 26

Profession = 2 = store owner
weapon = 6 = grenade launcher
specialty = 2 = cripple
companion = 7 = Will Smith - I Am Legend
item = 4 = zombie repellent

Shambler 12/10/04(Thu)18:19 No. 3797 ID: 0dc459

wow not even an attempt to balance.I mean how the hell is an anon and a hairy dude smell so bad in comparison to a homeless person they take a penelty?

Shambler 12/10/14(Sun)06:38 No. 3817 ID: 0d6130

Birthday is may 20.
lets see

Shambler 12/10/15(Mon)19:41 No. 3827 ID: 0dc459

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>>gorilla warfare and highest us confirmed kills is 160 <Simo hiya=500+>
>>being unemployed or hairy is worse than being a bum
>>Goddamned soldier and housewife have superpowers
>>CAR CANNOT BE STORED and needs working gas stations
>>Ammo box is only has any use for 4/10 weapon
>>Mind control fucking sucks

Moaner 12/10/15(Mon)20:42 No. 3828 ID: 0dc459

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Shit man, how is it even possible to get a speciality above gay seeing as the days of a month only range from 01-31 making it impossible to get fat, retarded, muscular,fast runner, intelligent, or immune.
YOU CAN ONLY be crippled, gay, hairy or have big dick. all but one just fucking suck outright and you've got a massive fundemental flaw with your chart. Just use the above posters post #
Any way
Mine=Feb 11th Above=May 20th
Store owner
Desert Eagle
Ammo Crate
So i'm a crippled fuck stuck in a barricaded store with spiderman a desert eagle and 900 rounds of .50 calibur ammunition. God forbid i try to get laid and spiderman cuts my dick off. Oh and he has no ablilities or skills at all barring stopping wincest threads. I'll just kill him post-haste seeing as he forgot how to use his spider sense. Man, fuck that. Lame.
>>3827 you do still get a 9mm with 300 rounds so there some consulation

Who out there wants to just re-edit this list?

Shambler 12/10/15(Mon)21:01 No. 3829 ID: 0dc459

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Born Feburary (02)= Store owner
Turns out you were able to make a living selling discount medical supplies, using that capital you expanded into selling other nerdly goods primarily /tg/ related goods as well as some /a/ and /co/ related shit both online and IRL
*(Start with barricaded shelter, infinite electricity and alot of supplies)*

Born first of Feb (01)=Desert Eagle= .50 Magnum Revolver(DEagles fuckingsuck) Your trusty personal carry you bought about two years back. You haven't been hitting the range too often in the last few months but you have no doubt it'll serve you well. Too bad you forgot to stockpile your rounds.
*(Start with .50 Magnum w/300 rounds)*

Above Poster=11=Large penis
You grew up with an extraodinarily large 12" penis. You'd think it more ladies would be DTF but many were just scared off. But during the apocolypse beggers can't be choosers. Alternativly; you used to have to helicoptor dick slap bitches to keep them off from your monstercock. Whichever makes a better story

Above Poster=11=Anime
Balalaika; from a more realisticly grounded anime. Hardcore bitch who gives no fucks about killing anything that gets in her and my way, not to mention she's a veteran military leader with excellent marksmenship...ugh don't really have a reason why a ficitonal charactor would join barring this zombie apocolypse was somekind of dimensional rift thing with monsters, demons and shit.
*(Start with skilled,sexy,hardcore Russian mob boss as companion)*

Above Poster=Feb=02
Looks like running that discount drug store really paid off. A massive supply of medicine keeps me my companion and other possible surivors alive and healthy
*(Start with massive supplies of drugs and medicine)*

Shambler 12/10/21(Sun)02:06 No. 3861 ID: 6ff5d4


Shambler 12/10/21(Sun)02:20 No. 3862 ID: 6ff5d4


Shambler 12/10/21(Sun)15:44 No. 3866 ID: e55181

This looks promising...

Shambler 12/11/23(Fri)09:45 No. 4033 ID: 197e3f

let's do this

Shambler 12/12/02(Sun)19:53 No. 4053 ID: f42d4e

l,kyjmhnfgbdfv xcdfghmj,k

Shambler 12/12/02(Sun)23:11 No. 4056 ID: d74f7f

B-day: 02/22
Let's see, I got... A Store Owner with a Crossbow, I'm apparently Sasquatch, and I have an anime companion. The companion I choose is... Lara Croft. She's a good fighter who doesn't rely on any special powers. I also have an infinite stash of condoms.

Shambler 12/12/03(Mon)06:36 No. 4060 ID: 01ca35


Quetzalcoatl 12/12/10(Mon)09:19 No. 4106 ID: d2f498

Oh good lord.

Im a crippled Biologist with a fountain pen as a weapon. Stinkmeaner is my companion and I have an assload of pharmaceuticals. :/

Jesus christ Im the ultimate food/bait for zombies.

Especially since that nigga stinkmeaner cant keep his negro mouth shut.

maninahat 12/12/15(Sat)15:38 No. 4126 ID: 2d4129

A crippled shop keeper with Claymores, Stinkmeaner as a companion, and lots of pills. Great.

Birthday: 12/30

Shambler 12/12/18(Tue)00:34 No. 4136 ID: 886bbd

Seems like I need to get in this shit.

Shambler 12/12/18(Tue)13:11 No. 4138 ID: 4bbec5

Im going to try I guess.

January 29

Shambler 12/12/21(Fri)03:04 No. 4145 ID: dcdd9a

Should have stopped at katana, but I just had to glance at sex toys and condoms.

Yes, because when the zombie apocalypse happens I'm going to make sure I keep my stash of dildos and rubbers on my person at all times.

Shambler 13/01/14(Mon)03:31 No. 4163 ID: 1721df


Shambler 13/01/19(Sat)16:42 No. 4181 ID: 6f1251

Rolling !

Shambler 13/01/20(Sun)23:50 No. 4183 ID: 80d0c6


Shambler 13/01/30(Wed)01:07 No. 4221 ID: 704a7d

Okay lets do this

Shambler 13/01/30(Wed)01:13 No. 4222 ID: 704a7d

we fucked up here

Shambler 13/02/17(Sun)11:51 No. 4340 ID: e603da

poop roll

Shambler 13/05/07(Tue)22:28 No. 4573 ID: f9c0b5


Shambler 13/05/08(Wed)06:41 No. 4574 ID: eee994


Shambler 13/05/08(Wed)07:53 No. 4575 ID: a96c86


Shambler 13/05/13(Mon)22:47 No. 4580 ID: 96e003


noko Shambler 13/05/15(Wed)08:02 No. 4586 ID: 6c7937


Shambler 13/05/16(Thu)19:42 No. 4588 ID: b57835


Shambler 13/05/22(Wed)21:44 No. 4597 ID: 9035bd


noko 13/05/24(Fri)01:01 No. 4598 ID: 439546


Shambler 13/05/27(Mon)19:40 No. 4602 ID: 9e59d3


Shambler 13/06/07(Fri)03:00 No. 4629 ID: a59c9b


Zombies Teo 13/06/07(Fri)03:03 No. 4630 ID: a59c9b


Shambler 13/06/07(Fri)03:16 No. 4631 ID: f7e948


Shambler 13/06/07(Fri)21:35 No. 4636 ID: 1813cc

rollin roillin

Shambler 13/06/07(Fri)22:40 No. 4639 ID: 2217bf

June 3. So, 06/03

Profession = 6 = Burglar
>Also, you're a nigger
weapon = 3 = flame thrower
Guy above me did not post their birthday, so for specialty I'm going off of their post number.
Specialty = 6 = Fast runner
Again, user above did not post birth date, just rolled like half of the other retards. So...
companion = 3 = a rapist
I'm going to pick my own item since OP and the retarded posters here fucked this up royally. I call number 9, a magic cooler.

Shambler 13/06/07(Fri)22:40 No. 4640 ID: 2217bf

This might have been cool or fun if it made any sense. According to this, I'm a nigger who gets raped in the ass and has a magic cooler? Lame. And people are rolling when there is nothing to roll for. It goes off of birth dates, idiots. Things are also worded stupidly.
>first digit of the person-above-you's birthday day
>second digit of the date of the month from
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>month of your birthday /second digit of it
How hard is it to explain? Second digit of your birth month. Simple. This is dumb.

Shambler 13/06/24(Mon)01:41 No. 4679 ID: f83e0e


Shambler 13/06/24(Mon)01:42 No. 4680 ID: f83e0e

My arms are made of big booty hos and my ass has the flavor of three hundred nipples. the suspense is killing me. cocks.

Shambler 13/06/26(Wed)21:33 No. 4683 ID: ff7aae

Jan. 28th

Shambler 13/06/30(Sun)09:14 No. 4696 ID: 5dd130

June 27

Shambler 13/08/16(Fri)12:43 No. 4770 ID: 29e96c


Shambler 13/09/15(Sun)10:04 No. 4794 ID: cc725d

November 30th

Shambler 13/09/15(Sun)10:07 No. 4795 ID: cc725d

November 28th

Shambler 13/11/23(Sat)03:38 No. 4904 ID: 522936

July 5th

Shambler 13/11/23(Sat)03:41 No. 4905 ID: e1fcc6

chicken tikki marsala nigger

That+other.guy 13/11/23(Sat)04:36 No. 4906 ID: 97e311

Roll why not

Shambler 13/11/27(Wed)16:12 No. 4912 ID: 5dc167

you had to do this

Shambler 14/03/07(Fri)11:46 No. 5026 ID: 152be4

more rolls.

Shambler 14/03/20(Thu)23:38 No. 5035 ID: 160b5c

rollin rollin rollin

rollin rollin rollin Shambler 14/03/20(Thu)23:40 No. 5036 ID: 160b5c

Though the streams are swollen
Keep them doggies rolling

Shambler 14/03/23(Sun)19:25 No. 5037 ID: ee0a4b

Rain and wind and weather
Hell bent for leather
Wishing my girl was by my side

Shambler 14/06/17(Tue)04:32 No. 5142 ID: 87f108


Shambler 14/06/19(Thu)19:41 No. 5145 ID: 6d2c41


Shambler 14/06/29(Sun)03:54 No. 5151 ID: 1b92b3

fuck it

Shambler 14/07/18(Fri)15:35 No. 5166 ID: 5c073d

le roll

sup!0CTLGCICdI 14/08/05(Tue)05:10 No. 5183 ID: 8638ab

all right, lets see

Shambler 14/09/18(Thu)01:55 No. 5224 ID: 0dd031

Birthday makes literally no sense so ROLL

>only 4 digits of post number but whatever I'll make the last one 0 or something

Shambler 14/09/21(Sun)15:24 No. 5227 ID: 7513d5

First digit, the first digit would be 0.

dataDyne!!IvLwOxMwIy 14/10/12(Sun)19:26 No. 5252 ID: 2205e8


Shambler 14/10/20(Mon)07:48 No. 5257 ID: ee9e09

fat boxer with claymores, companion is a mudkipony and sex toys

I'm going to ride into battle punching things until they blow up and when I'm out of claymores I'll club things to death with the sex toys in bunny costume

Shambler 14/10/21(Tue)13:39 No. 5258 ID: 8a9350

i just want to fuck and shoot shit

Shambler 22/08/27(Sat)22:41 No. 5891 ID: 18ba9e


Shambler 23/06/12(Mon)12:10 No. 5941 ID: 972261



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