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John Smith 22/12/23(Fri)23:01 No. 48466 [Reply]

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DearJohn,

I have a lung infection, I've had it for well over 8 years.
Just found out today I'm infectious.
So glad we only talk to each other over the internet, wouldn't have won't to infect you.
Have happy Christmas

Fondest regards

John

P.S. Thankfully my doctor gave me antibiotics I can drink on

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John Smith 22/12/28(Wed)23:15 No. 48473

>>48471
Careful, they consider some insanely vague shit a proper diagnosis

John Smith 22/12/29(Thu)02:04 No. 48475

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>>48473

I'm free and clear got results back today, now just need to not tell anyone. So I don't have put with the fake do you want come out and play, it's party time.

I am going find out what it was, though, nasty.

John Smith 23/01/23(Mon)14:08 No. 48539

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>>48475
Oh good

John Smith 23/01/12(Thu)05:45 No. 48484 [Reply]

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Dear John,

It's been a long time since I've been here last. I lament the death of the internet, but I am a part of it.
What do you miss from a few years ago? I miss forums. I miss this sense of community, it's long gone and I feel it won't come back.

Regards,
John

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John Smith 23/01/22(Sun)09:45 No. 48531

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GameFAQs having an actual community was fucking great, and I never realized how important it was to my enjoyment of actually fun video games until I recently looked, and everyone is gone. I shudder to think of what a new FAQ would look like for the latest SMT, probably lacking ASCII art which would jump my poor heart

John Smith 23/01/22(Sun)13:27 No. 48534

>>48531
Doesn't GameFAQs still have a somewhat active community?
I still go there for walkthroughs when I get stuck in a game.

John Smith 23/01/23(Mon)14:03 No. 48535

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>>48534
Only for the shitty AAA titles. Like the new Pokemon board still gets a FAQ made for it, but the actual message board is full of retards

John Smith 22/03/04(Fri)15:53 No. 48096 [Reply]

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John Smith 22/03/18(Fri)20:00 No. 48145

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John Smith 21/12/07(Tue)23:33 No. 48030 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

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Dear John,

I miss the posts about cheese. I brought some none sliced cheese yesterday. Parmesan, which I actually have cheese grater for and some more Jarlsberg. Which meant to get a cheese slicer for, yet got distracted by the person I was with. Who need a tin opener and a 13 amp fuse. Funny thing they did not need the fuse. They had just accidently switch their fridge off. Anyway I digress. I'm still thinking of buying a cheese slicer. Although sliced cheese is way easier.

Hope this finds you happy and well

John

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John Smith 23/12/07(Thu)00:02 No. 48737

The price of cheese is scary now

John Smith 24/01/01(Mon)20:05 No. 48743

I watched some mozzarella get made on TV. It was all fresh and melty. It got me a little too excited

John Smith 24/04/05(Fri)04:11 No. 48875

Americans are completely retarded now.

Americans will look you in the eye and say smoking was banned because the state wants to get more money from cigarette taxes.

John Smith 24/04/04(Thu)04:32 No. 48873 [Reply]

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A local meat shop had a great deal on Swiss cheese. It's not holey at all, which is better than a cheese that's mostly holes, I guess. Well worth the price, for sure.

John Smith 19/02/14(Thu)16:17 No. 46873 [Reply]

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Happy Valentine's Day, John. For the first time in quite some time, this time of year means more to me than just another tick on the calendar, and uninteresting as it is I figured I'd write to you about it.

I planned a date for last night. We were going to go to a fancy ramen restaurant, but chickened out at the sight of the large crowd and opted for a cheap chinese place further down the street. We spent a few extra hours in my apartment, lounging on my bed and reading a book. The night concluded with me walking her back home, and doing something entirely outside of my comfort zone--against all odds, I kissed her goodnight.

I'm a very slow-moving man romantically, and believe it or not this simple evening was a huge milestone for me. I've never broken that kissing barrier myself before, in the past I've been much more likely to be kissed than to kiss first. The future here is completely unknown, and it's a situation that enthuses me as much as it concerns me.

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John Smith 23/04/24(Mon)18:24 No. 48651

>>48561
I've seen a lot of bullshit on the internet and claims that "nihilism" is a real thing that people are "pushing" and it's somehow a problem are the most pathetic cases of people desperately trying to pretend that they have a meaningful take on the world when they're actually just sticking words together at the absolute surface level (bonus points for sticking random generation names on there too). You might as well just say "badness is bad, we need to stop it", since that's the depth of your actual view without the window dressing.

John Smith 23/08/17(Thu)04:38 No. 48708

>>48651
Okay, millennial.

John Smith 23/08/18(Fri)21:12 No. 48709

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Dear John,

I don't feel I can answer these peoples problem
As it would be well possibly interesting
So I hope you don't mind if I point out their all
of base, with this 'Agenda' word.
It's the word before 'Agenda', 'Nihilistic'.
That you need do some homework on.

Anway best regard as ever

John

John Smith 21/11/12(Fri)23:01 No. 47995 [Reply]

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I need to pee, but before I got up, my roommate went and used the toilet, and now they are showering.

Luckily I can hold in my pee and wait.

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John Smith 21/11/19(Fri)04:12 No. 48022

>>48018
They probably sit there having awkward conversations.

John Smith 21/11/24(Wed)22:30 No. 48025

>>48018
I'll wipe, quickly wash my hands, and leave the room then come back after they are done to flush.

John Smith 24/04/04(Thu)04:20 No. 48872

>>48869
Take it to /civ/, nerd.

John Smith 20/11/05(Thu)14:31 No. 47581 [Reply]

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God I miss infinite so much.

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John Smith 20/11/24(Tue)13:04 No. 47615

>>47585
>tec-9
wtf I swear you could buy it somewhere. That gun had a nice sound to it

>>47601
>No a single hill to be found anywhere.
Yeah, I played the game for hundreds of hours and the lack of elevation really drives you nuts after a while

John Smith 20/11/25(Wed)07:25 No. 47622

>>47615
There's a few slight ones but nothing crazy like III's entire downtown

John Smith 20/12/01(Tue)01:18 No. 47637

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The map was pretty small too. Well designed but damn you could explore most of each island driving along a single road

John Smith 22/11/07(Mon)02:17 No. 48440 [Reply]

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Harvey Dent: Can we trust him?

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John Smith 23/02/19(Sun)00:13 No. 48570

"Well, he seems to be the best that we got......"

John Smith 23/02/19(Sun)09:59 No. 48571

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Didn't he end up being two-face or something

John Smith 23/03/11(Sat)02:22 No. 48611

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>>48440
You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

John Smith 20/12/18(Fri)14:38 No. 47659 [Reply]

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Hello John,

I've recently taken up making sourdough pizzas as a hobby; although not particularly complex by any means, it is still nonetheless fascinating to realize that you can produce such an intricate dish using nothing but flour, water, salt, cheese, and tomatoes.

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John Smith 21/10/31(Sun)01:49 No. 47956

>>47955
Are you feeling okay, John?

John Smith 21/10/31(Sun)06:01 No. 47957

I'm not sure I'd like sourdough pizza. I think I'd find sourdough better for sandwiches.

>>47956
John is having a psychotic break, John.

John Smith 21/11/03(Wed)01:16 No. 47970

>>47956
Wrong thread. My bad.
>>47957
Yes. John_Smith.exe has encountered an error.
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