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John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:44 No. 38299 [Reply] Locked Stickied
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Welcome to /eh/

Where everything is just... eh...

/eh/ is not for crying, /rnb/ is for crying.


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John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:46 No. 38300
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The music is from the Tenpenny Tower lobby in Fallout 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFJKlwiYhnU




John Smith 18/11/13(Tue)03:34 No. 46743 [Reply]
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I occasionally enjoy a glass of room temperature water. What are some things that you find agreeable, John?




John Smith 18/11/07(Wed)21:15 No. 46729 [Reply]
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Hey /eh/ what do you think makes the world so cruel to those who can't understand what living is about, why doesn't x make sense at all, etc?

Seems like the /eh/ topic, since it kind of doesn't make sense, as society is hard for me to understand today.


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John Smith 18/11/07(Wed)22:55 No. 46731
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The universe is neither good nor bad, it just exists. Bad shit can happen one day then good the next, but mostly it's just /eh/.


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John Smith 18/11/08(Thu)02:11 No. 46732
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It's not the world, it's the people in it. Good people, bad people, smart people, stupid people, and retarded people.
Then, there's 7 chan.
Have a Pepsi.


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John Smith 18/11/13(Tue)03:32 No. 46741

>>46731
quite. wasting excitement on everyday occurences seems a rather dull pastime.




John Smith 18/09/07(Fri)01:48 No. 46680 [Reply]
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How's your day going John?


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John Smith 18/10/14(Sun)08:39 No. 46716

I slept until 11 or so and ended up taking another nap in the afternoon. I feel like there wasn't as much Saturday as there should have been.


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John Smith 18/10/18(Thu)05:57 No. 46719

Every day I lose more faith in humanity. I met a live hate machine who believed because I had one opinion I must believe in all the opinions of those who believe in things like choice to do whatever a person wants to do. It was interesting how the person assumed a sarcastic joke about people who get offended on the internet regarding gender choice means someone is a communist. What's funnier is they had no concept of communism because in communist Russia they believe very strongly that a person can be straight, straight, or dead. (I say Russia because they then started talking about was Russia.) I'm surrounded by stupid people, lost faith in the majority of humanity, and hate the people around me just a little bit more.


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John Smith 18/11/12(Mon)09:43 No. 46740

>>46680
very well, John
I had my usual vegan yogurt with a glass of water this morning and went to work on my newly repaired bicycle.

I hope your day is going well too, John.
Yours Truly
john




John Smith 18/09/11(Tue)00:49 No. 46684 [Reply]
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Hey John, would it matter if they found out who you REALLY were?


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John Smith 18/09/17(Mon)18:36 No. 46693

Nobody will know who I really am because I've been the same person the entire time.


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John Smith 18/10/08(Mon)00:34 No. 46712

yes. a lot.


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John Smith 18/11/12(Mon)08:22 No. 46739

>>46684
Dear John,

I wonder what you mean by 'who you REALLY were'? I am myself all the time and never anyone else. Is this a hypothetical question you are asking? I work at the meat factory, mind you; not at MI6.

Nice screencap from They Live by the way! What a classic movie, I remember watching it in the cinema with Dave.




John Smith 18/11/09(Fri)02:56 No. 46734 [Reply]
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I've got a small lipoma in my face.

AMA.

(Also shops. Gee, Google AI sure does like shops.)


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John Smith 18/11/09(Fri)04:12 No. 46736
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A lump of fat under the skin, how positively mundane. So have things been, John?


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John Smith 18/11/09(Fri)08:17 No. 46737

Me too


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John Smith 18/11/09(Fri)11:03 No. 46738

>>46736
Not mundane when it has this fibrous capsule and has to be squeezed "dry" every forthnight (creating small bruises).

How was your day?




John Smith 17/03/28(Tue)02:56 No. 45965 [Reply]
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John,

how do I stop being a whore?

Regards,
John


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John Smith 18/09/11(Tue)23:09 No. 46685

On the streets, a blowjob goes for the same price as a Pizza Hut Big Dinner Box. If you want something more upmarket a few individuals on the Internet advertise a more comfortable and slightly less drug- and disease-addled version of the experience as a "quick visit" for the cost of three to four Big Dinner Boxes.

To give up being a whore is to give up that. It's not an easy journey, but patience and understanding will make the journey more bearable.


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John Smith 18/10/16(Tue)01:54 No. 46718

Perhaps you could try thinking about your actions and whatever undesirable outcomes they might result in. I think a lot, which has so far resulted in me not doing much, ensuring my rather /eh/ existence.

For instance, I'm an introvert and I need my own space. There are several women at my workplace that I would like to sleep with (and most of these women would undoubtedly like to sleep with me), yet I can't shake the thought that doing so will make the social situation more complex than I'd be comfortable with, so I'm currently (regretfully) abstaining until these thoughts get replaced with an overwhelming urge.

I suppose my theory is that overthinking leads to inaction. It's a curse to those of us who are thinkers by nature, but someone like yourself could use it to better yourself.


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John Smith 18/10/31(Wed)04:20 No. 46728

>>46681
Do a flip, John.




John Smith 18/10/18(Thu)06:34 No. 46721 [Reply]
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Dear John,
I heard about high schoolers having a 2000s party, which sounded strange until I realised it's 2018 and most of the seniors that graduated earlier this year were born in 2000. It's trippy to think about as an older John who remembers growing up in the 90s. I think I'm having an age related crisis. Any other Johns relate? Young enough to be treated without respect by younger immature people, but not old enough to be talken seriously by the older generation.


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John Smith 18/10/24(Wed)00:32 No. 46724

Try being an old man John who remembers growing up in the 60s and 70s.

On the other hand computer technology kind of grew up alongside me so it's been helpful to understand how systems work based on how previous systems worked, since most "modern" operating systems inherited large sections of their code from "old" operating systems.

Remember that the next time you hear one of those punks yammer on about how outdated something is, since most of that outdated code still lives inside that shiny overpriced fisher price toy they call a phone.


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John Smith 18/10/25(Thu)09:09 No. 46725
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Hey OP, we all get to remember things in our generations.

Those born in 2000 are likely to be 17-18 year olds today, given now we're in 2018.

I'm one of those 90s guys. A guy who got very discriminated and judged upon for having a father of soviet descent and someone who doesn't fit being of American standard.

It's the /eh/ standard. If you or your parents grew up in 50s to 70s then personally you'd learn having surveillance cameras and such would be very expensive and you'd probably would have learn of how bad the soviet union was and how much America was so different for the soviets.

Those were those times where things brought hope for those soviet people who didn't believe in their country. I honestly believe that learning through the past and graduating as a 90s guy was worth nothing as I already knew what my father and mother taught me, yet my father has been dead since I was little.

Having a bit of his soviet genetics it kind of makes me feel like I'd be one of the fit candidates of the /eh/ category.


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John Smith 18/10/28(Sun)06:30 No. 46727

>>46721
I know what you mean. I'm still in Uni but now I am seeing freshmen who were born in 2000. I feel really old but I am also grateful. It really reminds you to wake up and take advantage of the time you have.




John Smith 16/09/10(Sat)22:49 No. 45612 [Reply]
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Dear John

Let us write a story together.
I am pretty confident, that we can create something great together.

I shall start:
John shut down his computer and stared at the now black screen in front of him for what seemed ages.


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John Smith 18/03/28(Wed)00:46 No. 46480

>>46479
holy fuck I'm an idiot


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John Smith 18/04/12(Thu)19:10 No. 46539

>>46480

We all are, John.

Don't worry about it


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John Smith 18/10/18(Thu)06:21 No. 46720

Not knowing what to do with them, he put the horse's eyes in a coffee that had appeared beside him. Absentmindedly, he stared ahead of him, grasping the warm cup. For a moment he felt a pang of emptiness within himself and habitually took a sip of the steaming beverage. He thought of all the chances he had, and added a few what ifs. What is the point anyway, he thought. Maybe we're just a bunch of hurt idiots hurting each other in an attempt to feel better about our own mortality. Perhaps causing other people pain is a feeble attempt to trick our minds into believing we have some control over our blip of a life.




John Smith 18/09/04(Tue)12:24 No. 46678 [Reply]
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I recently got a job with consistent hours and overtime and stuff. It's nice but I sometimes miss the flexible hours and extra time off I had at my retail job. Plus it was easier to get time off.


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John Smith 18/09/17(Mon)18:39 No. 46694

It's okay John, as you get older and move higher in your job hierarchy, you might miss some of the freedoms you used to have. Just keep moving forward.


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John Smith 18/09/21(Fri)04:11 No. 46695

Good Evening John
when I became a car salesman I had to leave behind staying awake until the sun rises. It had to be done but I miss it from time to time. Good luck with your job though.
John Smith


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John Smith 18/10/15(Mon)04:09 No. 46717

>>46695
It's funny you should mention that, John. I happen to be working at a dealership too.




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