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/grim/ - Cold, Grim & Miserable As always ideas for rules, anonymous names and better headers are always welcome, post them in the main sticky and we'll consider them.
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Eeyore ## Admin ## 12/10/14(Sun)22:41 No. 1 ID: 8ff395 [Reply] [Last 50 posts] Stickied

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Yep, this is an actual board. Congratulations to you.. you sad, lonely individuals. I think the best way to describe this board is to just copy paste the post that inspired it's trip on to /777/:
"There's too much happiness on this site already. We need more cold stuff, more darkness and unhappiness.
I propose a /grim/ board. Where we gather to share jokes that aren't funny. Grim stuff like gore perhaps. Murder stories. Genocide. Results of war. Pictures of areas in the dark. Pictures of crumbling ruins. Pictures of thing that are decreasing in value or are stagnant in value in the sense that they cannot get any more undesired. Also, Nigrachan is obligatory."

Lets have a minor tweak of the rules from the /777/, version. This board is not for gore. Gore posters will be banned. It's just for generally miserable shit, just go with the stuff that is in the above quote and you should be fine. Any further rules will be made up as we go along if necessary and will be added to this post.

Go Wild.

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Eeyore 19/01/21(Mon)22:24 No. 6006 ID: 90457d

It's pointless to try using suicide as final punctuation.

...because you're actually writing an ellipsis to be whimsically filled by those still alive.

Eeyore 19/05/19(Sun)16:55 No. 6101 ID: b2dff4 [Reply]

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What are some of the most terrible and misguided things you've?

1. When I was 20 I had met someone in a Yahoo chat room that stated they were of age.
We got to talking and over the course of a free months we began an online relationship.
We eventually cammed and she flashed me.
She eventually told me she was 16 turning 17, and I immediately cut off all contact with her.

2. I once told a psychiatric nurse in a Facebook message that I wished her daughter would get raped to death because she made up false reports about me for money when I came to get for help with abuse and exploitation.

3. I've jerked off to cartoon porn and fake incest porn (adults). It started because I was jerking of to porn with the sound off so I wouldn't get caught watching porn. After I realized what I had done I stopped caring because mainstream pornstars were doing it so I wrongly normalized it. As for the cartoon porn, same thing. The panes were presented out of context and friends told me it was no big deal.

Eeyore 16/02/23(Tue)17:34 No. 4771 ID: 31485d [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

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Talk about your crush and why you won't be together.

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imo sent sms all show MD RIYAJ AHAMED RAJ 19/02/28(Thu)21:11 No. 6024 ID: af201b

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imo sent sms all show

Eeyore 19/03/18(Mon)06:24 No. 6052 ID: eb3116

She just doesn't fucking like me no matter what I do, or who I am.

Eeyore 19/05/17(Fri)18:00 No. 6100 ID: ef8f75

She's nothing special objectively, but to me she's everything. The thought of her in my head makes me feel things that i cant describe, but I know that if I stop putting her on a pedestal and thinking so highly of her i'll get together with her just as quick as all her past ex's, and leave her equally as quick. Its not that im ugly or awkward or dumb, im the opposite of all that. There is nothing wrong with me, except the absolute state of my crippling mental health. Why am I like this? Why is this girl so meaningful to me? And now that she is, why cant i just make a move? I dont think im afraid of failure - maybe just dissapointment.

Eeyore 18/02/24(Sat)17:28 No. 5720 ID: 5c16e9 [Reply]

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So /grim/ where can i find a gf who would be willing to participate in a suicide pact with me in a couple years? Where i live theyre all dumb hypergamous consumerism worshiping bulimic/fat basic bitches. After completing my bucket list i will proceed to an hero. Times running out ya know.

Eeyore 18/03/02(Fri)10:27 No. 5725 ID: d0c50b

The internet.

Eeyore 18/03/07(Wed)20:51 No. 5737 ID: 4b8902

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where on the internet, like /r9k/? thats were im from mviii.

Eeyore 19/05/17(Fri)14:57 No. 6099 ID: ad8ab2


Eeyore 18/10/02(Tue)10:21 No. 5906 ID: b1f1f1 [Reply]

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What is something that seems to be slipping away?

For me, it ought to be urgency. I'm lost between oversleeping and having tireless bloodshot eyes. When I go beyond 48 hours without rest, life is blown out of perspective. It's already so pointless to drag myself through all the same motions everyday.

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Eeyore 19/04/28(Sun)02:07 No. 6090 ID: 56a14e

Yeah but most people have already done a lot of stuff in their teens and early twenties I haven't even started yet.

Eeyore 19/05/03(Fri)02:29 No. 6097 ID: 8b3b38

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Memories of more simple, innocent days.

I was very attached to my teenage years because everything seemed a little simpler then and I felt like I had a future and maybe a chance in life.

It's only with time I understood all those high hopes I heard about were lies we were fed to believe. I mean, ffs, 20 years later, we got pic related running the streets now.

Eeyore 19/05/09(Thu)07:50 No. 6098 ID: 251736

No they haven't, not really. Very few people get to be Steve Jobs; almost no one gets to be Jeanne d'Arc; whatever you think the people around you have achieved, odds are it will make no more impact on the world that what you have (not) achieved.

You have decades left to find something great to do; for now just fart around and enjoy yourself.

Eeyore 19/03/12(Tue)02:03 No. 6045 ID: 39aa06 [Reply]

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How would you off yourself?

I don't mean an epic goodbye where people cry over how you were such a great person fighting against depression. No pretending you were the victim. I mean the perfect plan. The perfect accident. Just one oopsie where you are suddenly gone.

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Eeyore 19/04/07(Sun)11:46 No. 6068 ID: b5ee2e

The only way I have tried so far is by ingesting harmful stuff, I'm too scared to try anything else. I'm guessing that's how I'll go out.

Eeyore 19/04/08(Mon)02:22 No. 6071 ID: e3d703

R.I.P Ivan
that was a respectable exit

i'm probably gunna go with an exit bag, that seems pretty good
or blaze of glory, idk
but probably exit bag

love you guys <3

Eeyore 19/05/03(Fri)02:22 No. 6096 ID: 8b3b38

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I'd probably go somewhere isolated and comfy that I know I won't be bothered and I would just go to sleep Ivan style faking a disappearance.

Eeyore 17/07/18(Tue)16:24 No. 5467 ID: b91ae0 [Reply]

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Everyone we know and love dies, but y'all already knew that.

Tell me of the ones you've lost and how they died.

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Eeyore 19/04/30(Tue)17:51 No. 6092 ID: 2a2bf8

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I had to put my cat patsy down a few weeks or months back. I dont remember, I was drinking a lot then. And now. She had a tumor in her mouth . It broke something in me, watching her get drugged and looking into her eyes and feeling her body as she got the final injection and died.
I sometimes think she's nearby, like when I'm walking where she would walk next to me. Idk.
I'm sorry for your loss, anon. It fucking sucks. I hope they dont exist anymore so they're not in any pain.

Eeyore 19/05/01(Wed)04:06 No. 6094 ID: f4706f


Why was he brilliant? Like... what great things do you see him having achieved had he not chosen to commit suicide?

Eeyore 19/05/02(Thu)04:03 No. 6095 ID: a046e5

grandfather, old age.
last time my sister saw him was 3 weeks prior, at least she got one last chance to see him, my last chance to see him was unconscious and being stripped by the nurses.

grandfather, other side of family
due to family issues i never see my moms side
my grandfather on her side is not my biological grandfather, when my mother told 8 year old me this i never again saw him as my grandfather. last time i saw him was when i was 10. i was 17 when he died, and it took me that long to realize that even though not biological, he still was my grandfather and cared for me, i just wish i realized it sooner

best friend
a kid i grew up with due to our parents being long time friends
into his teen years (older than me by 3 years) he became rebelious, moved in with his mom, did drugs. he had a life long heart condition, he needed a second heart replacement but couldnt get it due to the drugs he did. the i went from the time i was 10 when he moved in with his mom. next time i saw him was when i was 16. a few months later he was gone.

finally a family friend
i dont know him, but he knew me
he was a firefighter, same as my parents
when i was just born, he would push me around in a stroller and play with me. when i was around 3 months or so, he died in a house fire.
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Gender BS Ariel 19/04/23(Tue)23:55 No. 6085 ID: 721db2 [Reply]

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I've been around here for some time in this forum and I think all this gender thing is just a fad that will pass but unfortunately it will leave behind a lot of boys with mutilated genitals.
I understand that it may be hard for boys to grow up to become men but all this gender BS is, as Martin Ssampa says: "CONFUSION OF DA HIGHEST ORDA!"
Your sex is decided at birth and you cannot change it.
If you want to be a trans and dress like a woman I have absolutely no problem with that but please, for the love of humanity and everything that is beautiful in this world, do not take hormones and don't do weird surgeries. It's something permanent and studies have shown that people that actually do get surgery do not feel better regarding their "gender dysphoria".
What do you think?

Eeyore 19/04/26(Fri)20:11 No. 6089 ID: 04ee6f

>people that actually do get surgery do not feel better regarding their "gender dysphoria"
Probably the same thing as all the people who get plastic surgery but still don't feel any more attractive: when what you hate is who you are, changing your appearance doesn't help.

I know a few trans, both male to female and female to male, but none who've had an operation as far as I am aware. Every single one of them was sexually abused, every single one of them suffers from depression or anxiety disorder, every single one of them says they hate their body--I know they mean they hate their lives. Maybe they think they can become a different person by changing their physical properties--it isn't possible.

Even if you chop off your dick, you are still yourself and you will always remember how your uncle made you be a girl. Self-harm and mutilation won't make the pain go away; they won't even distract you from it for very long.

Asking out of curiosity Eeyore 19/04/06(Sat)11:11 No. 6065 ID: ba3747 [Reply]

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How long does dying by strangulation (noose) really take? I've been getting mixed numbers. One site said 10 minutes, another said 45. Which one is it?

Eeyore 19/04/07(Sun)01:38 No. 6066 ID: d849a5

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If you succeed in cutting off your oxygen intake completely you'll pass out after a minute and your brain cells will start dying. If anyone brings you back after 12-15 minutes you'll likely be in a vegetative state. After 20 minutes you're pretty much guaranteed dead.

But several factors can influence the speed.
Lung capacity and how well your blood carries air is a biological factor.
If you're a diver, vocalist, or you play an air instrument you might be trained to manage on less air.
Finally, your pulse is influenced by temperature, so in colder temperatures you'll survive longer because your blood pumps slower.

But tbh if you're going for cerebral hypoxia I'd recommend you don't go the rope way. The discomfort you feel from holding your breath comes from an increase of CO2 in your lungs, not a lack of oxygen as some might think. If I were 100% on ending my life I'd pick one of two alternatives:
1. Buy a mask and a helium tank (or a tank of any inert gas). This won't cause discomfort because in order to exhale CO2 you first need to inhale oxygen.
2. Lie face down in a body of water. There might be some slight discomfort from the water in your lungs, but no pain. Would recommend you go with the first option if water isn't your element.

As a final note you should think about those who hold you dear, consider that life might get better and all the other stuff they tell you at the suicide hotline etc etc etc. If you're set on going through with this you REALLY want to do it at a time and place such that there is no chance of interruption. Death by oxygen deprivation is a suicide method you DO NOT want to fail at. Failing at this method won't be a few weeks in the hospital with broken bones and a "get well soon"-basket; it will range from months of physical and cognitive therapy in order to recover from the brain damage, to the rest of your life as a barely cognitive imbecile with almost no motor control and a burden on those around you.

Eeyore 19/04/08(Mon)02:18 No. 6070 ID: e3d703

thank you for saying that, that info seems to be lost on a lot of people
education is so important, especially for this stuff

Eeyore 19/04/26(Fri)19:57 No. 6088 ID: 04ee6f

I would add, to reinforce >>6066's recommendation against the rope:

How well the rope is tied is a huge factor. Lots of people get it wrong, end up squirming and trying to get out of it for ten to twenty desperate minutes. Also missing from most self-hangings is a sufficient drop--a convict killed in a gallows is dropped, sometimes even with heavy weights tied to their feet, to have their neck broken (it doesn't always work tbh); just kicking a chair out from under yourself will leave you quite painfully alive until you finally asphyxiate.

Also, you should go on living if at all possible. Sooner or later, death will come for you anyway. No need to rush.

School and motivation sopii 19/04/10(Wed)04:11 No. 6072 ID: 9a8233 [Reply]

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>be me
>freshman, last quarter of the year, 50 days of school left
>previous grades haven’t been so great due to lack of motivation
>currently drowning in homework, trying to do all of it at once with such little time
>be stressed
>be breaking out
>be insecure because acne

I have literally 1 fucking day to turn in all my projects and a bunch of other stuff I haven’t even started on, I want to turn everything in on time, but I’m just too lazy and tired. I’ve been in a really nihilistic state of mind for sometime now, and I just don’t see the point to continue pushing myself! Some days I just skip school simply because I’m ~too tired~ to go, but really I just don’t care enough anymore. Everytime I try to do my work in class a wave of despair hits me and I just can’t continue bc no motivation and it seems pointless to me. I want to make my mom proud because she knows how bad I’m struggling, but I don’t think I can try anymore, not even for her!:( There should be no excuse for me to turn in anything with an extended due date considering the immense amount of time I’ve had in the past to finish all these projects. I’m one finger away from slipping right now and I’m very close to completely giving up.

What do😢

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Eeyore 19/04/22(Mon)17:32 No. 6083 ID: bae4f4

>just make sure you end up cool and smart

Oh yeah, I'm sure if OP just hangs on to all his cools and smarts he'll make it in life; just like all the rest of us. The cool and the smart kids here, no mistake about that. You just go down to that basement and cook yourself up some cool and some smart and there's nothing you can't do.

Ariel 19/04/23(Tue)23:39 No. 6084 ID: 721db2

You said that it seems pointless to you. And I think that it's exactly that: it seems pointless to you but probably it isn't. Don't you think that gems and diamonds are made by soft touch and delicate actions. They are made by huge temperatures and pressure inside the Earth's crust.
If you want to become someone you have to resist. Acknowledge your losses but then get up as fast as you can and get back to it. It's a pity we all feel so alone in these days but we should actually be more united in this life.

Eeyore 19/04/25(Thu)03:37 No. 6086 ID: 033df5

dumbass didn't drop out. fuck college do your own thing pussy.

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