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The main problem with smoking is the smoke inhalation... they administer medical treatment to people for that after they pull them from burning buildings!
So along comes some pot-smoking caveman who thinks to himself... "hey man, i wunder wut it wood be like if i could just inhale this really good smoke but without the smoke?"
"YOU IMMORAL BASTARD! HOW DO YOU! It's fowl enough that you can't smoke tobacco like a real man worthy of proper society, but to corrupt our children with you immoral pseudo-scientific fantasy of 'smoking without smoke' is heresy! Be gone, or I'll turn the hoses on you too!"
Well, that pothead went on to invent the bong, and lived a long and healthy life. Many years later, he met the man who chewed him out and asked, "hey man, wuts up?"
"What's up? WHAT'S UP! I've got lung cancer! The chemo is painful, and every time I puke it back up before I can get any nutrients out of it! That's what's up, you hippie-bastard!"
"okay, well... try some of this. this will help you keep your food down and give you a better shot at beating cancer. if nothing else, it'll help with the pain."
And so kids, the moral of the story is that inhaling smoke is bad for your health, and that the scientific and technological innovation to make those floral essences safer for inhaling all came from a dude who was stoned out of his mind... not from a tobacco smoking pillar of the community who is still trying to suck up nicotine-laced soot. Now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.
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