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tee 16/01/24(Sun)10:07 No. 749083 [Reply]

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I'm working on a pharmaceutical compound that lowers blood sugar in diabetics with venture capital from investors in England.

I was kicked out of an apartment recently for "the schizoid delusion that I cured type 2 diabetes."

Regardless of whether that is schizoid or not, I showed the landlord the records of my conversations with the investors and he freaked out, red in the face, and kicked me out.

I have now decided to create my company in Hong Kong where there are no capital gains taxes, and am banning my products for sale in America.

Wtf is wrong with you morons in America?

I guarantee I get more emotional reactions to basic facts of business or science in this thread.

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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 16/02/10(Wed)09:16 No. 749654

Who are you?

Lorf 16/02/10(Wed)12:50 No. 749656

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>Wtf is wrong with you morons in America?
Our education system is airwolfed, for starters.
The rest of the list is longer than I care to type, or even know.
>I guarantee I get more emotional reactions to basic facts of business or science in this thread.
You're begging for an emotional response instead of basic facts of business or science in this thread.
That's not the conversation you were trying to start.

Moot 16/02/10(Wed)17:18 No. 749664

There is a 1000% chance that OP is lying about everything.

N3X15 16/02/09(Tue)23:22 No. 749639 [Reply]

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Check out my cool new t-shirt guys

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h 16/02/10(Wed)13:28 No. 749659

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lurk moar

Lorf 16/02/10(Wed)14:47 No. 749661

That is pretty sweet, however the print quality is poor and the formatting is necessarily bad to fit it in one block. This is a wonderful joke only we are in on.

symbion 16/02/10(Wed)15:55 No. 749663

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not a fan

Closet Furry 16/02/09(Tue)21:33 No. 749634 [Reply]

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So, since I broke up with my gf I haven't had much sex and I think it's affecting me quite negatively. It's been like 3 months now.
Masturbation won't help, it gets me tired and dizzy and sad, and I can't go get someone to airwolf since I gotta study for my finals like all day every day for the next two months.
Sooo: how do I replace sex in times of abstinence? Some workout? some special food? some kind of meditation? what can I do to keep myself in a good mood without screwing?

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W. T. Snacks 16/02/10(Wed)03:28 No. 749648

drugs, man

Anonymous 16/02/10(Wed)07:45 No. 749653

Get a tinder and grow a pair. Never go abstinent again. Sex is such a beautiful thing to be enjoyed with as many people as possible.

Sazpaimon 16/02/10(Wed)14:50 No. 749662

Why am I pursuing perfection and godhood and turning down sex anytime it's offered to me, and animals like OP live apparently functional, happy lives being one degree above an ape?
Go die under a bus you piece of shit.

Moot 16/01/16(Sat)14:04 No. 748810 [Reply]

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I'm taking microeconomics.

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[tags4lyf]PEARS 16/01/29(Fri)11:36 No. 749201

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Good question, my young student.
Elasticity of demand is a broad term, so it depends on the context.
On one hand you might consider the demand for Doritos.
On the other hand, you might consider the demand for snack foods in general.
In the first case, the elasticity of demand is a measure of how willing consumers would be to eat pretzels instead of Doritos.
In the second case, it would be a measure of how willing consumers would be to simply snack less.

In other news, I took the first of two midterms today and I think I did well.

Conductor Cat 16/01/30(Sat)13:23 No. 749258

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Reimu Hakurei 16/02/10(Wed)14:17 No. 749660

Some quotes from the professor.
You could have a bunch of workers with shovels. You could have one backhoe with one operator.
One is labor intensive, one is capital intensive.
Buy capital and labor such that the marginal productivity of labor equals that of capital.

Spider Expert 15/12/21(Mon)07:01 No. 747634 [Reply]

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Turkey fights for ISIS.

I'll say it again: TURKEY FIGHTS FOR ISIS.

This has always been the case. Their support has been overt and obvious from the begining. Why won't anyone report on it? Because the US is clinging to their status as an "ally". They are allied with ISIS.

Let me count the ways:

Arab Spring: lethal oppression of protests, partiularly non-muslim and pro-western advocates murdered in the streets by police and military.

Onset of Syrian Civil War: Quite happy to do nothing about it; leave those non-muslim arabs to die and let any non-kurdish belligerant forces cross their territory for military campaigns.

Early US intervention period: The only reason they join the fight is explicit endorsement for genocide of the Kurdish people in Turkey, Syria, Iraq and elsewhere. They commence their campaign of genocide--completely ignoring ISIS still crossing their territory and shipping oil through their country. Every international recruit to ISIS passes through Turkey; vidoes and photographs of this are published--Turkey is never held responsible.

Onset of Russian intervention: Russian intelligence gathers hard evidence that most ISIS supply routes--including mercenaries and wealons--as well as oil exports pass primarily through Turkey.
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Panawave 16/01/25(Mon)10:08 No. 749123

Different mama pig.

OP 16/02/10(Wed)09:16 No. 749655


Spiderman 16/02/10(Wed)13:18 No. 749658

Mostly news reports. Reuters, Washington Post, NY Times, etc. Some .onion info from supposed Kurdish fighters on the ground. The strangest thing is that the information has hardly been supressed. If the reports are to be believed, ISIS openly counts Turkey as an ally. For obvious reasons, western officials only mention cases of collaboration with the enemy using highly obfuscated language and without holding turkish leaders directly responsible (nameless border guards have been accused of corruption going back to Saddam's anti-sanction networks, etc).

You can look all of it up on Google.

Marisa Kirisame 16/02/09(Tue)04:53 No. 749603 [Reply]

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Rate my gay friend's booty

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Reimu Hakurei 16/02/09(Tue)08:27 No. 749613

So you're cool with your gay friends sending you pics of their body?!

Anonymous 16/02/09(Tue)08:37 No. 749614

I don't care, any more than I don't care if some chick I find unattractive sends me pix

zeneslev 16/02/10(Wed)07:43 No. 749652

That is the ass of a man that has seen miles of cock

Bob Ross 16/02/09(Tue)10:14 No. 749617 [Reply]

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Prison for Clinton!

Let's make it happen in 2016!

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ian 16/02/09(Tue)16:35 No. 749627

Is anyone alive ?

Miku Fanboy 16/02/09(Tue)19:48 No. 749631


Do you mean the people running for president?

No none of them are.

Closet Furry 16/02/10(Wed)06:23 No. 749651

This >>749631

They aren't even people. They're social engineering programs. Elections are beta testing; every four years the US checks out which personalities are best suited to disenfranchise the populace. Such an enormous propaganda machine requires regular maintenance.

Brony 16/02/09(Tue)07:17 No. 749611 [Reply]

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Who knows this slut? Any info?

Sonichu 16/02/09(Tue)07:18 No. 749612

herp 16/02/10(Wed)05:23 No. 749649

Your mom?

Cryomancer 16/02/10(Wed)03:21 No. 749647 [Reply]

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Any thing on yougcast hannah?

Novice Equestrian 16/02/09(Tue)04:48 No. 749601 [Reply]

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The Stuff of Nightmares: #1

Reimu Hakurei 16/02/09(Tue)22:38 No. 749636

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Bill 16/02/09(Tue)22:46 No. 749637

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Sazpaimon 16/02/10(Wed)01:11 No. 749644

why does that look so familiar.. what the..

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