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N3X15 15/03/28(Sat)13:44 No. 739276 [Reply]

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So /b/ how do you rebel against the oppression of society?

When cops ask me what the drinking limit is in my country, I like to answer "I don't know officer, it changes all the time".

picture unrelated

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r000t 15/03/31(Tue)20:07 No. 739389

I don't have any kids.

Homicide 15/04/01(Wed)01:18 No. 739392


Homicide 15/04/01(Wed)10:23 No. 739403

otherchans resident board of full tinfoilhat psychopaths. its not a place to go.

Sazpaimon 15/02/21(Sat)20:54 No. 738452 [Reply]

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I just realized that there is a fundamental flaw in my main argument for my PhD thesis. Final draft is due in a month. 3 years or work ruined by a stupid oversight. Might not even be able to stick around and finish, making this a 6 year masters degree in horse shit.

How's your day going?

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N3X15 15/03/31(Tue)15:37 No. 739383

congrats, OP

tee 15/04/01(Wed)03:36 No. 739395


the tribe could use a PHD, you shall be the resident numerologist responsible for unlocking the sacred mysteries of the infinite universe transcendent for all time

teach me how to teleport!

Weeabot 15/04/01(Wed)06:36 No. 739402

He might be better out of here. Sorry to rain in your parade, nothing personal.

Marisa Kirisame 14/05/06(Tue)10:38 No. 722687 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]

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Dream thread. Post any dreams that you remember. Pic related: my bed.

I was looking at a CD album art that looked like a gray arch and some clouds, or maybe a girl's butt, but probably a grey stone arch and some grey clouds. Señora S., my Spanish teacher, was explaining to us about the artist, and I looked forward and saw a larger image of the painting. There was a tornado in the ocean, and I asked if God was angry. Señora S. said no, it was only a demon. The tornado turned into a storm that generated some orange light. It plunged down into the water and then exploded, and out of it came an aircraft. This aircraft was similar to the Halberd (Kirby, video game) in shape, but mostly it resembled what I imagined Howl's castle (Howl's Moving Castle, movie) to look like when it was first created. It was a great airship with many wings and Howl was there shouting about how great it was to be flying in the airship, and I was there with him. He said to someone who I now assume to be Calcifer that he should have brought another blanket. We were flying low over great mountains now, and then we were upon them, sliding along the ridge, being pulled by a rope. The ridge was sharp. There was no flat area on the ridge, only an edge where the two sides of the mountain came together. We continued along for some time, slowing down and climbing a bit more upward now. I was holding on to the rope, and pulling myself up, and I realized that I was the last in the band of climbers who perhaps resembled the band of dwarfs in The Hobbit, and so I ran. We came to what seemed to be the top of the mountain, because there were bushes and a stone path. We went up this stone path, amid some apprehensions. I was still the last in line, along with some other person, and we heard someone say "Get out of here!" and so I ran the other way. I soon decided that I should not abandon my company, and I went back up the stone path, grabbing onto the bushes to pull me along because it is hard to run in a dream, and there were some of our men and some soldiers with brown stone blocks as part of their heads or their hats, I'm not sure. We were lined up along what looked like a runway for a plane, and there might have been a castle in the background, but I was not paying attention to that. It was like a turn-based RPG. I did a combo attack with my spear, and woke up.

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N3X15 15/04/01(Wed)05:02 No. 739399

I keep dreaming since february that I'm going to re-enter a maths test at my high school at the end of the month. The dreams are never about me entering the test, but kind of like me making plans to study for the test, me talking with my maths teacher, and stuff like that.
It's especially distressing at those small hours in the night when you can't tell the difference between your dreams and real life.

Sazpaimon 15/04/01(Wed)05:06 No. 739400

I made friends with a Monitor Lizard I found when it was cold outside. After a while I discovered he could talk, but he didn't want to talk in front of other people. Not only because he didn't want to be discovered, abducted and used for scientific experiments but also because he enjoyed messing with my head and wanted me/other people to think I was insane. I ended up making him a diced meat pizza.

Nyan Cat 15/04/01(Wed)05:43 No. 739401

>I ended up making him a diced meat pizza.
That sounds like the most reasonable course of action.

O.P. 15/03/29(Sun)01:44 No. 739281 [Reply]

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What happened to your childhood /b/?

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He-Man 15/03/30(Mon)22:14 No. 739354

So, what else happened in your childhood, anon?

Christian Weston Chandler 15/03/31(Tue)06:23 No. 739372

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I put my balls inside your momma.

Optimus Prime 15/04/01(Wed)03:54 No. 739396

Youtube - Toggle Video
  I had access to anthropology as a child, and so my own life is rooted in thoughts on society as a whole... after all the personal affects the social affects the political and vice versa even if you don't know how, you know it must - so as a secular atheist I really appreciate a lot of nominally religious thoughts on the times and their impact on people "and this too shall pass" I've been kicked around from caretaker to caretaker, was actually kicked out of one home on 9/11, a tuesday

I remember being really excited about being able to talk to people from around the world on yahoo chat, and playing diablo 2 before 9/11, online multiplayer for the first time, made lots of friends - what happened exactly? each new "world" of possibilties ultimately comes to find itself in contact with the old, and must either destroy the old or acquiesce to it's realities, which in turn makes the world a better place but destroys so much of the dream, the first option reduces the dream and concentrates it making it stressed and pollutes it, the second spreads it into pieces that are realizable

so what happened? metadata happened, I started having nigharish thoughts on the future in 2002 of days like these
The Lazarus Effect continues the story of the planet Pandora that began in The Jesus Incident. The sentient kelp is almost extinct, Ship is gone, there is no more dry land, the majority of humanity is heavily mutated from the genetic experiments performed by Jesus Lewis, and a power-hungry mad man is attempting to control the planet. But the kelp is returning and this time Avata does not remain passive while people refuse to Worship.

Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 15/03/31(Tue)07:41 No. 739373 [Reply]

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The republic is dead.

Might as well eat donuts and get fat.

Weeabot 15/03/31(Tue)11:12 No. 739375

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The Japanimals must be up right now. What's your deal Japan. I hear Tokyo is a city that's been built a thousand years in the future.

I always envisioned electromag cars of some sort and an army of smiling fembots. How close are you guys?

r000t 15/04/01(Wed)02:05 No. 739394

pretty sexy
i really do enjoy candid/amateur threesome pics. ones where the girl is all excited and smiley for the multiple dicks in her

symbion 15/03/29(Sun)07:38 No. 739287 [Reply]

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So I was googling on how to forgive someone. Since that is something I've struggled with I guess, forgiving others and I saw this line.

"Amend your grievance story to remind you of the heroic choice to forgive."

I dont feel like its heroic at all. Maybe to others, but for me, I am not trying to be heroic, I am trying to move on, I am leaving the past in the past, I've decided what had happened was wrong, no matter what party, or all parties I was thinking about forgiving, I am not forgiving them to be heroic, or to "do the right thing". I am doing it for my self, because I need to let go, because I am powerless to change what happened, because there is no point for me to go forward, and I feel like accepting that I am forgiving whatever said side, weather it be my self, or someone else, its because ultimately its to better my self in the end, to give me closure. Too just try and learn what I could from the situation, and just try to keep my self sharper in the future, if I could go back, maybe I would try to handle said situation differently, but I can't. So I will try to forgive and move on, weather or not said individuals are "deserving" or asking for any forgiveness, its not about them, it's about how I am changing my perception of the event in my mind which also in turn changes me.

Then again, I am just airwolfed in the head.

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poe 15/03/31(Tue)21:40 No. 739390

Can't forgive someone. Everytime I think about it my head just airwolfing hurts.
How mentally airwolfed am I?

[tags4lyf]PEARS 15/03/31(Tue)22:47 No. 739391

how exactly does it hurt?

Marisa Kirisame 15/04/01(Wed)01:22 No. 739393

Every time I get reminded of that person I feel a sharp pain in my left side of head. If I really continue thinking about him, I actually feel pain in my left eye and start seeing blurry.

O.P. 15/03/30(Mon)04:22 No. 739320 [Reply]

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Good morning from City and Prefectural Headquarters!

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derp 15/03/31(Tue)14:22 No. 739380

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Do you ever run into shit like this over there?

Novice Equestrian 15/03/31(Tue)15:17 No. 739382

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  Do you need to work a lot?
How high is your income and how high is your rent?


Bob Ross 15/03/31(Tue)18:05 No. 739386

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wow. no idea what the airwolf that guy is doing

i make $20/hr. work 25-30 hrs a week. my rent is $600. i teach english conversation, no experience required.

i work some long days but mainly i go in for 4-5 hrs in the evening. that means i'm free all day most days and can also go out drinking after work since i don't have to get up early.

i eat out at least once a day. sometimes i eat out for every meal. drink a lot. go out to bars or clubs at least once a week. even found a $30 blowjob bar and some reasonable priced whores.

that guy is doing it wrong unless he's making mad cash (which i doubt)

and that says don't dump garbage there

r000t 15/03/24(Tue)05:00 No. 739139 [Reply]

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So what type of humour do you guys have?

I've always been the type that enjoys black comedy, stand comics like Bill Hicks and George Carlin are some of my favorites in that field.

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O.P. 15/03/29(Sun)01:43 No. 739280

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I love over the top drag queen humour.

PrettyPony 15/03/31(Tue)14:28 No. 739381

Doug Stanhope

poe 15/03/31(Tue)15:53 No. 739384

I know I'm not going to make any friends with this comment:
After reading and hearing tons and tons about Carlin from people, praising him as the "last greatest American comic/comedian/etc.", I watched a couple of his videos on Youtube yesterday, and I must say, I'm a bit disappointed.
I mean, yeah he has the balls to say what he pleases about the political and social climate in the US (he sounds like a socialist, which, in the US, is like blasphemy), and some of his jokes are pretty witty. But, on the whole, he seems to get the most laughs from saying things like "How about this 'course of action' (reference to some previous situation): Suck on my balls!". Which for me, diminishes the value - too much crude humour to "balance out" the witty stuff.
But on the whole, he might be one of the funniest American stand-uppers I've seen, and also pretty rare to see an outspoken socialist become this famous in the US.

Conductor Cat 15/03/22(Sun)07:37 No. 739095 [Reply]

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Was thinking about something called the PeerNet, where we torrent our web pages so we have total control. Think about it, web pages generally aren't very big & could be torrented very easily, especially if most people just leave it in their torrent client seeding. I suggest that this thread here could get it started. Post a link to an accepted 7chan filehost so people can download the torrent for your web page & we can slowly build up a PeerNet.

Designers should keep in mind that many links on said pages can be for regular urls but they could also be for downloading a torrented web page too. Try to link each other's pages as much as possible to make it easier for PeerNet users to access more pages.

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r000t 15/03/30(Mon)08:50 No. 739332

At one time there was a p2p addon for firefox that did something like this (probably used a different protocol). It wasn't very popular, but that was in the early post-napster days, when p2p breifly reverted to a geek-only topic.

In terms of internet performance, p2p webpage downloading is a great theory, but security and configuration are kind of a nightmare. Also, it only works for static elements of the pages. An imageboard, for example, may change too often for p2p downloading to work.

There are security options available; I would use a secure protocol for the p2p connections (an obsfucation network like tor or i2p sounds cool, but they are tragically slow) such as https. The other reason for using https is to simplify configuration and obfuscate traffic (ISPs typically allow bot incoming and outgoing connections to the https port and do not consider these connections suspicious).

It's better to avoid esoteric ports as these may be arbitrarily blocked and users likely have no means to change their ISP policy.

The other security and configuration concerns are (de)centralization of peer referencing and client cache content.

If it were torrent, there would be trackers, dht, and pex methods available for referring peers. Websites running their own tracker would be the easiest to configure for optimum performance; global trackers could service multiple domains. The problem with all three methods is the automated sharing of identifiable information. A malicious client might abuse the system to select targets for observation, infiltration, etc.

In order to have content to share, clients will need to keep a significantly large cache for a significantly long time. Care shouldbe taken to avoid caching content from sites requiring login for security as well as unpopular or frequently updated pages' content for performance.

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symbion 15/03/30(Mon)17:15 No. 739345

I'm not thinking image boards, from my understanding of code, those require a lot of PHP & Javascript. I can see some client side code, but there is no Mysql database to PHP with. All server side code is not very useful here.

There are risks, there are inconveniences, but that's the price of admission into the PeerNet. People need to know getting into this that an internet under our total control using P2P isn't gunna load new fresh pages as fast as normal. They'll have to download the torrent, half a sec. Then load it in their torrent client, half a sec. Wait for it to download, another half a sec. Then open the folder it downloaded to & click on the new page, 2 secs. That's a lot slower than the regular internet but I actually think it's faster than some Dark Net pages I've loaded.

Torrents allow it to be totally under our control, but depending on filehosts to just download the pages in a rar file is another way. Although I don't think the term PeerNet applies anymore at that point. Still, the files are on servers & can be deleted. They can be re-uploaded of course, but still, it's not fully under our control.

All it takes is people to start doing it, that's the 1st & most important hurdle. We didn't make it over that hurdle. Too bad, maybe one day people will be more Shadow Net minded when the regular internet is censored & regulated big time.

OP 15/03/31(Tue)00:46 No. 739363

>download the torrent, half a sec. Then load it in their torrent client, half a sec. Wait for it to download, another half a sec. Then open the folder it downloaded to & click on the new page, 2 secs.
Simplify this by integrating it into a browser. PeerNet needs either a locally running proxy to intercept requests, process downloads, and return webpages to any browser or a customized browser that does it all internally.

Perhaps you could fork a torrent client and/or a web browser for the purpose, but the possibility to integrate PeerNet into existing browsers is the key to adoption in my opinion (no one wants to install anything, no one wants to configure anything; by "no one" I mean the 99.9% of people who own an Internet capable-device yet refuse to learn anything about the technology within.

>All it takes is people to start doing it, that's the 1st & most important hurdle. We didn't make it over that hurdle. Too bad, maybe one day people will be more Shadow Net minded when the regular internet is censored & regulated big time.
Don't hold your breath. As I said, this has been tried before. It's a great theory, but I doubt it will see practical use until it can be reliably and completely automated (the only way it will ever catch on is if people don't know they are participating (they won't know--even if it's in the User License Agreement--so long as it looks like what they are used to and behaves like they are used to).

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