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MAKE /b/ GREAT AGAIN r000t ## Admin ## 16/11/12(Sat)00:04 No. 759941 [Reply] Locked Stickied
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In order to keep /b/ from being spammed with endless threads about the election and to free up /777/ for other trial boards, we've created a Civics board.

Please discuss all politics/civics here or your posts will be deleted: >>>/civ/




Miku Fanboy 17/01/20(Fri)00:23 No. 762014 [Reply]
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“Humans don’t lay eggs,” the zookeeper explains. “They become ‘pregnant’ instead, and are forced to carry their eggs inside of them for nine to twelve months, after which the eggs will hatch and be birthed. Not much is known about their reproductive cycles, but today, class, we will have a very special demonstration on how we believe it happens.” The zookeeper spreads its mottled green hands, waiting for the chorus of clicks and growls that usually accompanies its the crowds’ amazment.

The zookeeper’s eyes twinkle in mirth as the human is brought in - a young male, from the looks of it. Maybe twenty in Earth years. Skinny, too, despite the zoo’s strict diet. He’s quivering, but he’s done this show before. He knows the futility in struggling, but he does it anyway, trying to pull away as they strap him to the table. He’s already crying.

“First, the human must be restrained. This is so it doesn’t get away during the mating process.” The boy’s legs are spread open, tied down on the leg braces that extend from the table, leaving his genitalia at the edge. “Another human, the one who has captured and restrained its victim, then enters it through any hole it possesses.” An animatronic human slides up to the table, pressing against the human boy’s hole.

It’s when the human feels the cold, metal ovipositor that he starts to truly panic. He screams and struggles, trying to pull out of his binds as the animatronic human rams into him, pulls out, then repeats the motion. He feels his dick harden as the machine rubs his prostrate, and then he’s coming, again and again and again. One of the alien guests hisses at the come as it lands on the floor.

“Humans produce a substance called ‘milk’ during their pregnancy. No one knows why it comes from different places, but-” the zookeeper is interrupted by the human’s scream. “Ah, the eggs are being laid.” The animatronic human has stilled, its ovipositor buried deep in the living one.

The boy’s stomach swells as eggs are pressed into it. He grows bigger and bigger, unable to move, feeling each and every bump that enters him. They’re about the size of chicken eggs, maybe slightly larger, and he’s take ten before, he taken twenty before, but this? Hes at thirty seven and they’re pushing in so fast he can’t keep count. “Please, stop! I beg you! I can’t take any more! Please! No more will fit!” He screams again as the robot forces goo into his stomach, rounding out the bumps caused by the eggs and stretching his skin farther than it should go.

“The goo-” (scream) “-nourishes the eggs-” (please) “-and keeps them insi-” (there’s too many) “-inside for protection, so they-” (please get them out) “-Fine.” The zookeeper moves to the animatronic and pulls it away before plunging its hand into the human. The human screams, his voice twice as high as it norm Message too long. Click here to view the full text.


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Homicide 17/01/20(Fri)00:36 No. 762015

ok


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Spider Expert 17/01/20(Fri)00:44 No. 762016

this is what happens when you save your virginity, friends


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derp 17/01/20(Fri)02:59 No. 762019

>>762016
..."save"...




ian 16/09/06(Tue)14:13 No. 757156 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
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Very important events are underway. The US government will soon formally give up control of ICANN, the organization that oversees the Internet at the highest level. The implications are broad and far reaching.

Of course, I personally would prefer a crypto anarchist solution, like the decentralized naming system of i2p. It's quite interesting.


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symbion 17/01/19(Thu)08:40 No. 762001

>>762000
Nice get, nice trips, nice jet, and yes; let us let him go nowhere in life.


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He-Man 17/01/19(Thu)23:10 No. 762012

You know, for a moment I thought this troll was genuinely strawberried or American, subtle difference.


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Bob Ross 17/01/20(Fri)02:39 No. 762018

>>762012
Why couldn't he be both?




Steve 16/12/05(Mon)19:50 No. 760609 [Reply]
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The Last Letter


I feel deeply honoured and privileged to have been chosen to become a member of the Army’s “Special Assault Unit,” which embodies the glory of Japan. Having read logic and philosophy through my somewhat extended student life, I am sure that, based upon the idea of reason, triumph of liberty is inevitable to me, although I might sound like a liberalist. As stated by Croce in Italy, it is a universal truth that it is absolutely impossible to exterminate freedom, which is a fundamental human nature, and it will eventually win even though it seems to be temporarily oppressed.

It is a clear fact that authoritarian and totalitarian regimes may sporadically prosper, but they ultimately will perish. We can see the truth of that in the Axis governments. As manifested by the defeat of Italy under Fascism, not to mention Germany under Nazism, authoritarian governments are disappearing one after the other, crumbling like buildings without a foundation.

I believe that the universality of truth will eternally and permanently prove the greatness of liberty as is now being verified by reality and just as history has shown in the past. I will be more than delighted to find that my belief has been proven right even though that turns out to be a disaster for our nation. The current struggle, whatever it is, stems from ideology; and the result of a struggle can readily be predicted by the belief systems upon which the struggle is fought.

The ambition of making my beloved Japan become as mighty an empire as Great Britain has faded away. If the leading positions in Japan had been held by those who truly love Japan, my country would not have been driven into the situation it faces today. I have been dreaming of the Japanese people proud of themselves no matter where one may be in the world.

What a friend of mine once said is true: a pilot of the Special Assault Unit is merely a machine. He just steers the apparatus. He is only a molecule within a magnet that sticks fast to an enemy aircraft carrier, possessing neither personality nor emotions.

If one thinks about it rationally, this act is incomprehensible and, to try to put it in a plain expression, these pilots are, as they say, simply suicidal. Since I am nothing more than a machine, I have no right to put my case forward. However, I only wish that the Japan that I dearly love will someday be made truly great by my fellow citizens.

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Sonichu 17/01/13(Fri)14:22 No. 761793

>>761791
It was a joint US-Soviet attack on Japan proper and the colonial holdings in China etc.

Some 1½ M soviet soldiers just barged in. Much scarier than nuclear bombs.


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Conductor Cat 17/01/13(Fri)18:52 No. 761803

>>761793
>1½ M soviet soldiers
>Much scarier than nuclear bombs
I agree. All the propaganda the imperial government published about the american troops being savage, rapist, murderous cannibals was more or less true regarding the soviets.


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Liru Fanboy 17/01/20(Fri)01:55 No. 762017

>>761067
Jesus once said that if you even look at a woman with lust in your heart than you have committed adultery. Now the interesting thing about that is that he placed equal value on what a man does on the outside, to what he does (and how he thinks) on the inside. Outwardly this boy was a patriot who died for his country. Inwardly he desired the destruction of it and the triumph of a counterfeit 'liberty'.
That's why I say not dedicated enough.

Exactly what kind of 'kool aid' am I drinking? I'd argue that you're that.




p4ch3c0 17/01/02(Mon)21:48 No. 761378 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
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Hi /b/
Did you know that 7chan is a restricted *spam* word on 4chan?
So you are the real /b/ that fled that shithole?


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symbion 17/01/19(Thu)04:49 No. 761998

>>761995
Keep eating shit


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symbion 17/01/19(Thu)23:03 No. 762011
762011

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>>761710
>8chans demise
What demise?


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tee 17/01/19(Thu)23:52 No. 762013

>>761779
7chan, neet fags who never allow fun.




p4ch3c0 16/09/25(Sun)12:42 No. 757677 [Reply]
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I don't think police should murder unarmed black men, and somehow that is a controversial opinion.


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Conductor Cat 17/01/05(Thu)18:22 No. 761478

Racist niggers

I really need to destroy them all already


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W. T. Snacks 17/01/19(Thu)20:09 No. 762008

>>757695
You know, I used to think it was safe to just disregard such extremism.


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Cryomancer 17/01/19(Thu)22:59 No. 762010

>>760863
Maybe niggers should leave their kids with their dads while they go to interviews...OH WAIT




derp 17/01/19(Thu)20:46 No. 762009 [Reply]
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gay




Spider Expert 16/05/10(Tue)07:17 No. 752785 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
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Does English have a richer technical vocabulary than any other language?


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tee 17/01/04(Wed)22:43 No. 761435

>>754094
Source?


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zeneslev 17/01/04(Wed)23:12 No. 761440

>>761435
School and life.

Go get some.


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4chan user 17/01/19(Thu)20:04 No. 762007

>>761440
Not a reliable source.




Optimus Prime 17/01/16(Mon)01:59 No. 761868 [Reply]
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WOA!
this place still exists??!

Do you allow cp or something, how is this even possible!?


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Panawave 17/01/19(Thu)04:41 No. 761997
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This is clearly a thread devoted to the country music maestro, Charley Pride.


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Moot 17/01/19(Thu)15:39 No. 762003

You asked for cp. You got cp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbI1FpLd4Vk


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herp 17/01/19(Thu)16:06 No. 762004
762004

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zeneslev 17/01/12(Thu)19:17 No. 761762 [Reply]
761762

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Okay, time to get in shape.

I did 13 pushups today.


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Optimus Prime 17/01/18(Wed)20:47 No. 761991

I did 3


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Bill 17/01/19(Thu)00:58 No. 761994

I pushed myself out of my chair and fed my cat.


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4chan user 17/01/19(Thu)04:50 No. 761999

>>761994
Possibly the best work out routine




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