>>
>>Breakfast was typical cereal and a grapefruit; I got tired of the mess it made when I cut the grapefruit in half and tried to eat it with a spoon, so I used a knife and peeled it like an orange.
I couldn't help but think about the citrus scale when reading that. Is that OP trying to foreshadow lots of depraved sex involving food, spoons, and knives?