>>24140
Well at least you admit you proably cant scan it for us.

Fuck, how has this STILL not been pirated yet.

>>24239
Say you have no gun on-hand when shit first happens. WHAT, persay, do you suggest you do then. Try choking them to death with your dick?

Sorry, but FUCK you, melee is a viable option and the only one other than running if you have no gun.

>>24239
Of course it should be running away over fighting them. But if you have no choice..... i'd rather fight with whatever I had.

I'd be running around my neighborhood in a red shirt, baseball cleats, and xbox headset wielding an aluminum bat and a can of mountain dew.





BONK!

inb4jesus

>>23686
FUCK

>>23724

Jesus, Portal gun would make a zombie apocalypse easy mode. Shoot a portal in your fort and then if things go south while scouting shoot a hole in the floor and jump back to safety.

Tied for Survivalist/Leader.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6QFXUaHnSw <<<this

tie between zombie hunter the survivor and the leader

>>24244
This guy is a faggot, but I agree with everything he says. Also, you are a faggot.

>>24243
I must correct myself. Naginatas, guisarmes and thse french pole hammers could be pretty effective against zombies, but only outside.
Personally i would carry a woodman's pal or an axe or a hammer or a crowbar with a shield for fighting inside building or places there are no room to use bigger weapons. And something big like a greatsword or odachi or some big axe or a big crowbar for fighting outside.

>>24246

Don't use a woodsman's pal for a weapon.

Also a shield will just cut down on mobility unless for some reason the zombies have weapons too or you're exceptionally strong. You'd be better to wrap your opposite arm with 3/4" leather or even carpet with some puncture resistant gloves and use that arm to shove the zombies away.

I applaud your faggotry

become a zombie

id have this gun, a crowbar, and a pack o reds.

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That image makes me sad every time I see it.

> Slots for: 2 weapons

Lol what is this? Resident Evil?... You have weapon slots in your bags/kits?... better save your pesettas and buy that expansion so you can hold more...

I am sorry i must be missing something. Do you play to be alone in your death-room.. er.. panic room?

It is clear to me that you have too much extra crap that if you are planing ahead like this are would best be left out in exchange for more useful items

first off seriously DE? there are much better pistols that cost less.

12 military-grade machetes!? what are you going to do hack thought concrete/metal with them? Being military grade i would hope they are better quality then the civilian brands (very much doubt it but anyway....)
Ether way unless you have absolutely have no idea how to take care of them (if that be the case best not even bother) then you only need maybe 3 AT MOST and that may even be to much 1 is alright 2 just in case.

Same thing with crowbars, unless i forgot what a crowbar is i am still under the impression that they are basically a molded piece of metal. If i am not wrong then i very much doubt that they would break or be ruined enough to need 8. 2 at most imo

i don't know current prices but i have a feeling it may be cheaper buying the spare parts needed to fix your choice of weapons instead of chucking and grabbing a new one. Being how this is a panic room/fall-out shelter if you made it right you wouldn't be fighting in the defense of your hole until the food runs out and if you built it right and got the right items should be 2 years (or less if you run out of water) but still you will be able to not even care whats going on outside once you enter your cave.

Here is my advice: don't waste your money on an armory of weapons focus on survival and when you do buy your weapons learn how to clean them and repair them so you don't have to switch to a back up.

y'all niggas postin in a troll thread.

>>24199

You need to be a fucking snake tbh. If you wanna survive, you gotta be an opportunist, plane and simple. Find a group, play the victim, get taken in...then kill them in their sleep, take their shit, stockpile it, and move on. Frankly, the fact you all want to keep each other alive is awesome, and lets people like me know that I don't need a plan...I just gotta do what I always do.

twinkies

>>24210
you gotta be a genius, sir. airplane and simple.