Greetings from Bara, /fag/'s. We usually get flooded by advice threads so an anon(mod?) summarized our usual answers to the most typical asked questions when it comes to gay advice and it seems appropriate for /fag/'s too. -Anonymous I made this topic to help people who come here seeking advice more thoroughly. This is to summarize Bara's stance on relationships and possible relationships in general as well as other problems generally faced by the gay community. Question: I know a guy who claims to be straight but we seem to flirt a lot and it confuses the hell out of me. Bara's Answer: He's most likely either bisexual or a closet gay and secretly wants your dick either way. Bara's typical advice is to take your chances and try to see how racy you can get with him before he backs down or to simply ask him out for a date/sex. Question: My best/close friend is the same way. Answer: This is a great deal more delicate but Bara's answer remains the same except if you like the way things are and are afraid to lose it, then it may be a good idea to just let the thought go. The truth is that you wont be getting anything out of it other than a really close platonic relationship unless you tell him your feelings. If you think you're both close enough that your relationship wont be affected then by all means inform your friend of how you feel. Sometimes a good friendship can be a basis for a very strong relationship when dating. Question: I know a guy who is openly gay but I don't know if he likes me. wtf duh i duh? Message too long. Click here to view the full text.
seperated at birth: OP image and former WWF superstar Razor Ramon....I'm oooozing machismo
ASL TIME!!! am trying to find a hook up for myself, but thought i might aswell help all you guys aswell. ill go first 20 Sydney AUstralia
>>13031 I'm from Newcatle too! You have contact?
I'm going to my university's gay dance this Saturday, and I haven't been to one in three years. I am totally at a loss of what to do. Part of me really doesn't want to go simply because...well I hate to say this, but I'm just better than other faggots. I'm extremely intelligent, attractive, and funny. Basically no one is on my level relationship-wise. Excuse the terminology, but pretty much everyone else that goes here is vapid, stupid, and ugly with a bad fashion sense. Not going is not an option, unfortunately. So my question is, what do I do? I mean, how should I turn people down? Usually I just say I don't own a phone (which was true), but I know I'll have it out there as I'll be fake talking on the phone. And I will NOT be dancing since it's essentially the epitome of vapid. Pic related: it's basically my dream guy, but he does not exist here.
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>>13126 >I just finished Intro to Chemistry 102
Y'all niggaz posting in a troll thread.
Me peeing: http://adultloop.com:82/movie/movies/25250.flv Anyone into pee? Ever been peed on? Drink it? Massage yourself with it? Urine therapy? I once was coming down with a cold, and decided to drink a glass. My cold went away within an hour, and never got sick. It's called urine therapy and it's supposed to be really healthy for you if you drink your pee each morning. I also have massaged myself with it. It makes my body and mind feel so renewed and refreshed. My pee doesn't smell bad usually since I try to drink a lot of water and eat clean foods. Anyone else into pee?
>>13111 Shane Allen is the one being pissed on. He's taking Zack Randall's and Jeremiah Johnson's piss as well as his own. More Info: http://www.justusboys.com/eyecandy_6339-backyard_piss_play-boys_pissing.html
>>13141 Try it for yourself. Make up your own mind about it. I just posted those links to give others more information, not for you to take a few lines you want to discredit from the links and use it against the practice of urine therapy and watersports. Pee is sterile. It's cleaner than the water filtration systems in every city. I enjoy drinking and bathing in my own pee. I've seen many benefits from doing it. Such as my skin becoming clearer, and my acne on my back and face going away. I don't go outside after rubbing pee on my body. I shower after it has soaked in. So no, I don't smell like pee. Also my pee doesn't have a strong odor to begin with, as I eat a clean natural diet for the most part and avoid all fast food, junk food, and diabete causing sodas. So what's your point? There's a hundred other threads on 7chan you can post your disagreement on, but it's not going to make a difference for me. I enjoy my pee and will continue to play with it. In the words of MIKA "We are not what you think we are. We are GOLDEN. We are GOLDEN." and I'm completely satisfied drinking from the golden fountain of my own temple. Peace.
Also check out the book "Liquid Gold: The Lore and Logic of Using Urine to Grow Plants" about helping plants grow with your urine, if you have a garden this will help it grow bigger in size. Pretty amazing!
Any of you fags into 90's female singer-songwriters? I'm on a huge K.D. Lang / Sean Colvin / Sarah McLachlan kick right now.
is this a movie
>>13110 No, Its an image. You're Welcome.
>>13119 Duckman, how many duck pictures do you have? I mean seriously? How do you get all of them? Do you just go through google image search? The mind boggles
>>13140
So guys, who's your biggest celebrity crush? Pic related, I <3 Chris Pine so much.
Rostam Batmanglij, a.k.a. the genius behind the bands Vampire Weekend and Discovery who recently publicly came out as gay, warms my cold hipster heart on a routine basis.
andrew ross sorkin can't find any good pics of him (not very photogenic, i guess) but let me assure you that he looks afuckingdorable on tv so afuckingdorable, in fact, that i don't even care that he's a damndirtyjew
Forever and ever, amen.
So I met this guy on the Internet and we decided to see each other IRL. We like the vidya and many other things, so far we've been hanging out at his place and playing video games. We both find each other cute and have a lot in common, but decided to just start as being friends. While I am a virgin and inexperienced in relationships, he has had a couple boyfriends before. However, his relationships weren't pretty happy and fulfilling in general, he even told me about his last boyfriend who got him drunk once at a party and took advantage of him while he was shitfaced. He is super anxious about jumping into another relationship. But he's a pretty anxious person in general to begin with. I'm no jerk at all, I believe I could be his little charming prince if he gave me a chance. Sex is important, but nothing compared to the love, understanding and smiles I am looking for. How should I approach this situation, /fag/? Every time I see him, my feelings for him become deeper and I'm scared he'll reject me, even if we'd probably stay good friends. Should I give him more time and eventually tell him my feelings and go from there? Should I rather wait for him to make the first steps? If you had similar experiences, would you kindly share how you did it and how it turned out? I feel stories would help me more than thinking way ahead of things in my case.
>>13130 Oh my goodness..! Dear Sageonymous, while I understand your feelings, posting in this manner on 7chan isn't considered polite. Please refrain from this kind of tone. The appropriate answer to the original poster in your case would be: Dear OP! It is clear that you have feelings for your friend, and the best solution would be telling him how you feel-and giving him a flower. Princess Giselle
>and giving him a flower. Your flower. XD Tell him! Tell him!
>>13124 Screw caution. Shoot your goddamn mouth off in front of him and ride out the consequences without hesitation. Even if it is a shit storm for telling him you like him. I've never met anyone in your situation who withheld on expressing their feelings and didn't regret it. Not a one. Maybe you'll be the first who is better off not saying anything, but I wouldn't hold my breath.
okay so it seems like every other guy has a look on his face of either anger, foolishness or contempt. i don't think there are enough happy, cute innocent looking guys and it bugs the hell outa me
>>12508 i'll let you figure out why what you've said makes no sense whatsoever
>>12511 so you're pretty much a retard.
>>13136 so you're pretty much a child.
How bad do you want this to be your life? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vAwBWuTqak
>>13056 That's half the fun, though.
For all you talking about the lip-syncing and whatnot, it's because this is the original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkK0bfJhYhw