Working myself into the mood to write again. We'll see how it goes.

>>20326
Once, there was a man. He was looking online for stuff a man might look for. Then he found this thread. As he read through the first post, he got addicted. "Would this be a really good thread?" he wondered. Gradually, as the thread got more and more popular, and the OP kept updating (Thank the lord) he started to frequent this page. Then, after a long time waiting for another update (again [not trying to be rude]), the OP said, "Working myself into the mood to write again. We'll see how it goes." The man was overjoyed to see that the OP was getting ready to (possibly) post!
(Sorry, I have been like this all day. Just need to narrate things fictional or not so in writing)

>>20329

Then the man saw that the story hadn't been updated yet, pulled his pants back up in disappointment, and visited his unbearable mother and impossible-to-please father for dinner before returning home to his empty life and apartment full of My Little Pony dolls.

Maybe this was the day he would finally work up the courage to wash his mouth out with the .38 revolver hidden in his closet.

But first he had to narrate things on the internet...

>>20334
So much passive aggression, so little writing.

>>20334
Pinkie hug!!

How did OP know about the mlp dolls?!

>>20340
We all know, anon. You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>20342

Also, your mother is right: that trilby (it's NOT a fedora) looks ridiculous on you.



Anyway, still working myself into the mood to write. More accurately, deciding what specifics to write into my generalized story line. Enjoy my updated cake thread in the meantime.

>>20344
No Thanksgiving update OP? I'm hurt.

>>20344
Thank you. You're the man, dude.

This needs another bump.