No one in the modern age can write

They guy who wrote the introduction for the Penguin/Barnes and Nobles copy I bought spelled "connections" incorrectly.

A paid for segment written by a man with likely a doctorate in writing... Cannot spell connections or even use spellcheck

Holy
fucking
shit

This country is fucking doomed. He also neglects half of the purpose of the writings in his intro. A spelling error is negligible although thinking of how much he was paid infuriates me, the worst part in the little I read of the introduction is his postulation. He argues the Sonnets are not about Shakespeare himself despite one entire poem being about a pun on the name Will. The author of the introduction should be barred from writing ever again, under penalty of fine

The introduction took up 1/3 of the book, wow. All fucking garbage, he implies the sonnets are homosexual in nature which is absolutely ridiculous and shows his incompetence at basic comprehension.

Now I'm reading the suggested reading, which is also pages long, lmfao

Oh I should note they clearly greenlit this retard for the intro because the first sonnet and many others are derogatory towards niggers and black scum. They, being literary charlatains, had to bury the word. An intro over a third of the entire book. Wow.

On to the sonnets, which are beautiful

The first several are all about convincing people to have children

Really touching, makes me want to find a fat bitch just for posterity

In 7chan's realm, where creativity dwells,
Basements become havens for tales untold.
With tendies savored, and Mountain Dew swells,
Users spin wonders in pixels of gold.

A sanctuary where beauty takes flight,
In hidden depths, their artistry unfolds.
From humble abodes, their visions ignite,
In words and images, stories enfold.

Yet 'mongst the brilliance, discontent finds space,
For Jannies they despise, their hearts enraged.
But still, they navigate with vibrant grace,
7chan's spirit can never be caged.

Within these lines, a sonnet to proclaim,
The beauty of 7chan, a space to reclaim.

>>18381
very kawaii

I prefer to write poems without classical structure but I might try a legitimate sonnet at some point

Shakespeare has become a favorite, I just finished Julius Ceasar