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Moot 14/11/29(Sat)02:51 No. 735012 [Reply]
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halp /b/, how does one go about getting a new group of friends at my age? i'm 25 and i'm moving across the country for work. outside work, i don't know a single person nearby. most of my coworkers are either old and/or have boring families or are lower class sorts i'd rather not associate with. i don't have the balls or the ability to walk up to groups of random strangers in a bar and try to insert myself. the best i could come up with so far is to get on tinder or something and get a girlfriend to show me around, but i'd rather be able to pre-screen people for crazy beforehand. what do?


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Anonymous 14/12/03(Wed)03:05 No. 735186

>halp /b/, how does one go about getting a new group of friends at my age?

You are on the airwolfing internet in 2014 asking this question........

You don't deserve friends you airwolfing jackass

> i don't have the balls or the ability to walk up to groups of random strangers in a bar and try to insert myself.

YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO TALK TO DRUNK STRANGERS? THE PLACE airwolfING SELLS ALCOHOL HOW DO YOU BE 25 AND HAVE A JOB THAT REQUIRES YOU TO MOVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND NOT UNDERSTAND THE BASICS OF BEING WASTED HOLY SHIT I AM HOLDING SHIFT BECAUSE WTF M*
That means "get drunk drunk, then you will have the 'balls or the ability to walk up to groups of random strangers in a bar and try to insert youself' you autistic mother airwolfer." Here's an icebreaker, OP, wear a (dark or not bright to where you look gay)purple collared (plaid is good, but optional). Purple isn't that common a color for males to wear, but won't think you're gay (or a frat boy) like if you wear pink. Collared shirts and plaid shirts are masculine and fancy without being douchy (they are the goto for when you want to a casual, adult, and masculine look). Find someone with a collared purple shirt and say "nice shirt". He'll probably complement your (similar) attire. The rest is up to you, OP. Or just go to an arcade.

>but i'd rather be able to pre-screen people for crazy beforehand. what do?

I think it is they who should be screening for you. Either-way, not really possible to tell is someone is crazy without spending time with them unless they are batshit.


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[tags4lyf]PEARS 14/12/04(Thu)08:48 No. 735228

I know how you feel OP. I went back to university, and I'm in my early 30's now. Everyone is 17, so I would never go to their parties where I would feel like a pedo, and already did the bar scene in early 20's.

I spend all my time at university, or at home trying to keep up with a double major, so I only see 17 year olds, and don't know how to meet people my own age, and also don't have much of a chance to at the moment anyways.


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ian 14/12/14(Sun)11:11 No. 735725

halp /b/, how does one go about getting a new group of friends at my age? i'm 51 and i'm unemployed. i have two friends left, one living in another country and the other disabled so she can't visit me. i haven't seen her in about a year.

no coworkers, no work friends. wat do?




Cryomancer 14/12/06(Sat)00:09 No. 735297 [Reply]
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http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-a-Courtesy-Pee

What the airwolf is wrong with women?


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Bob Ross 14/12/09(Tue)11:57 No. 735534

Good to know there are experts in this field ready to share their knowledge on wikihow. I wonder who did the illustrations?

Now I'm burdened with this information, and no-one to dump it on because everyone I know hates poop and piss and dick jokes :(


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Bill 14/12/09(Tue)19:08 No. 735544
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Pt. II - How to perform a courtesy pee (for a man):


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Christian Weston Chandler 14/12/13(Sat)23:30 No. 735704

>>735544
made my day




O.P. 14/12/13(Sat)13:03 No. 735683 [Reply]
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I was trying to figure out what's going on, because I haven't slept since Tuesday, and it's Friday night now, and whacked off so many times and drank enough booze trying to knock myself out that when I finally do sleep it'll be for a week straight and they'll think I'm dead and cremate me and my perma-flaccid weenis will burn with a blue flame for a month, and

Perhaps I'll try reading some book.

I've never completed a book, because I always falleth aslep bout halfways round.


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Bill 14/12/13(Sat)19:48 No. 735695

fyi it is nowadays socially acceptable to take breaks and go to bed and continue reading the book later.


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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 14/12/13(Sat)22:57 No. 735703

>>735695
That doesn't helps since you must start from the beginning each time or you don't get the achievement when you finish the book.




Spider Expert 14/12/13(Sat)20:13 No. 735696 [Reply]
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I refuse to use guides to finish Dark Souls, I have a few hours into the game and I still have many things to figure out, I'm going to start a new game, you can't stop me.

airwolf you, you are not my mother.


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Liru Fanboy 14/12/13(Sat)21:31 No. 735698

>massive monster
>trash tier story magic weapon
>bad effects
>player doesn't die after the first cockslaps
whatever it is you are playing, it's one faggy generic piece of shit.
hope the story makes up for it.

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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 14/12/13(Sat)21:40 No. 735699

>>735697
le 2014

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Steve 14/12/14(Sun)02:13 No. 735711

>>735698 that so wasn't a case of
>greentext like a faggot.
my only regret is that I forgot to sage.




PrettyPony 14/12/13(Sat)15:26 No. 735691 [Reply]
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Fail of the Day:

I just burned my penis on the toaster.
How am i going to explain this?


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4chan user 14/12/13(Sat)16:21 No. 735692

Who are you going to have to explain it to?
And how did you manage that?

Dumbass




Closet Furry 14/12/09(Tue)08:24 No. 735516 [Reply]
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what does this tattoo mean?
the top is the alchemical symbol for essence, but i am unfamiliar with the bottom


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He-Man 14/12/12(Fri)17:55 No. 735659

>>735517
>>735596
>>735528


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Mudkip 14/12/13(Sat)00:18 No. 735664

"cum dumpster"


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Steve 14/12/13(Sat)03:21 No. 735672
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Novice Equestrian 14/11/28(Fri)07:04 No. 734986 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
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30 years of waiting for a proper follow up to Star Wars, and the trailer drops tomorrow. ...wouldn't have guessed we'd be getting it from Disney and the Star Trek camp, but ooookayyyy...

but I had better not see a single god damn lens flare or I will shoot flaming arrows into the screen.


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zeneslev 14/12/12(Fri)10:50 No. 735646
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>>735622
would it be worse if he had the same accent that James Earl Jones had in "the last remake of beau geste", old chap? pip pip, cheerio!

SPIFFING!


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Cryomancer 14/12/12(Fri)11:31 No. 735653

>>735646
I'm petty sure he will be just as niggerish like the other movies he's in.


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Mudkip 14/12/12(Fri)14:50 No. 735654
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p4ch3c0 14/12/09(Tue)10:34 No. 735529 [Reply]
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"Cosmology is the Queen of the Sciences" - Dave Talbott

I think he mispronounced Botany.


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[tags4lyf]PEARS 14/12/12(Fri)10:41 No. 735643
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i think he mispronounced chemistry.




W. T. Snacks 14/12/11(Thu)11:51 No. 735594 [Reply]
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What do you think is the best feeling / sensation besides an orgasm or drugs?
For me, I would say that feeling you get when you have to take a shit really really bad, but you can't get to the toilet right away so it punches at your sphincter with all its might, begging to come out. Then, when you finally get to the bathroom and the massive shit log comes roaring out of your ass like a cannon, the sheer feeling of relief that comes over your entire body is nothing less than divine.

If there were no sex or drugs in this world, holding my shits until my ass is about to explode would be my drug.


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Panawave 14/12/12(Fri)08:16 No. 735635

I feel you, bruh.

Aussie shit-delayer here.


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r000t 14/12/12(Fri)08:44 No. 735638

>>735632

OP here. It's not a prostate thing for me. I've had my share of buttsex before, and the prostate feeling is only in the prostate. This feeling I am talking about, is one I feel all over my body, and quite different I would say.

I never started doing this on purpose tho until after I had to have my gall bladder removed. It helps you break down fats. So after the procedure, my shits would always be greasy watery diarrhea unless I held in my shit so my intestines would have more time to reabsorb the liquid. Having diarrhea just feels nasty no matter what. So that's my main reason. The pleasurable feeling of relief is just a bonus as far as I see it.


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symbion 14/12/12(Fri)08:55 No. 735640

I used to do this as a kid. I don't so much anymore.




Conductor Cat 14/12/12(Fri)03:27 No. 735628 [Reply]
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Finally, it is here! What was first conceived as a joke to fool the innocent
phreakers around America has finally been conceived! Well, for you people who are unenlightened about the Blotto Box, here is a brief
summery of a legend.
The Blotto Box
For years now every pirate has dreamed of the Blotto Box. It was at first made as a joke to mock more ignorant people into thinking that the
function of it actually was possible. Well, if you are The Voltage Master, it is possible. Originally conceived by King Blotto of much fame, the
Blotto Box is finally available to the public.
NOTE: Jolly Roger can not be responsible for the information disclosed in the file! This file is strictly for informational purposes and should not
be actually built and used! Usage of this electronical impulse machine could have the severe results listed below and could result in high federal
prosecution! Again, I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY! All right, now that that is cleared up, here is the basis of the box and it's function.
The Blotto Box is every phreaks dream... you could hold AT&T down on its knee's with this device. Because, quite simply, it can turn off the
phone lines everywhere. Nothing. Blotto. No calls will be allowed out of an area code, and no calls will be allowed in. No calls can be made
inside it for that matter. As long as the switching system stays the same, this box will not stop at a mere area code. It will stop at nothing. The
electrical impulses that emit from this box will open every line. Every line will ring and ring and ring... the voltage will never be cut off until the
box/generator is stopped. This is no 200 volt job, here. We are talking GENERATOR. Every phone line will continue to ring, and
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Brony 14/12/12(Fri)03:28 No. 735629

people close to the box may be electrocuted if they pick up the phone. But, the Blotto Box can be stopped by merely cutting of the line or
generator. If they are cut off then nothing will emit any longer. It will take a while for the box to calm back down again, but that is merely a
superficial aftereffect. Once again: Construction and use of this box is not advised! The Blotto Box will continue as long as there is electricity to
continue with. OK, that is what it does, now, here are some interesting things for you to do with it...
Blotto Functions/Installing
Once you have installed your Blotto, there is no turning back. The following are the instructions for construction and use of this box. Please
read and heed all warnings in the above section before you attempt to construct this box.
Materials:
· A Honda portable generator or a main power outlet like in a stadium or some such place.
· 400 volt rated coupler that splices a female plug into a phone line jack.
· A meter of voltage to attach to the box itself.
· A green base (i.e. one of the nice boxes about 3' by 4' that you see around in your neighborhood. They are the main switch boards and
would be a more effective line to start with or a regular phone jack (not your own, and not in your area code!)
· A soldering iron and much solder.
· A remote control or long wooden pole.
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