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Spider Expert 14/02/26(Wed)10:00 No. 718725 [Reply]

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Pretty sure Im really fucked up. I was a successful scientist, now I cant concentrate for shit. I was married and that turned to shit. Id known her for 6 years, she was 15 years younger than me. She was an awesome girl, but unable to communicate. We did loads of drugs and fucked a lot. It was a basic relationship, but all I wanted as Im not a fan of relationships. We got married and she stole, lied, fucked me over, insulted me. I hate her and told her to go get fucked. But now Im left thinking it was perfect for me, as fucked as I am. Now I never want to be in a relationship again, and Im cool with that. But I cant help obsessing over it. I lost the house, fucked up my finances on drug and alcohol binges. I now live in a share house with junkies. Im broke. Just got fired from my labouring job and sat here jerking off to porn drinking red wine. Oh and I just fathered a baby with a nympho drug addict. Not sure its mine, have to do the test. But to be honest, I dont care wither way. Sometimes I think Im depressed but I soon snap out of it and think, I just dont give a fuck. And I prefer that way. But the weird thing is, I like it. Whats my next move here?

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Optimus Prime 14/03/02(Sun)12:41 No. 718982

>>718980

This.

Spider Expert 14/03/02(Sun)13:41 No. 718985

>>718965
too fucked up to 7chan is too fucked up.

+1 justice: junkie wife going to be v&
+1 finance: employment found / labor
-1 sobriety: mixing uppers and downers in bed

well, you still have a miserable laborer's life, a serious problem with substance abuse and addiction, and maybe a crack baby on the way. other than that, things are looking up.

could be worse, i'm ignoring all my resposibilities and avoiding the consequences while i neglect all my important associates and appointments.

Optimus Prime 14/03/04(Tue)08:33 No. 719117

OP again.

Got another job. Ex wife called few days back. She has been living in a car. She was in floods of tears saying how she has no friends and homeless. Then about her boyfriend who got busted, is in jail and will be deported and how she will miss him. Then she asked if I could get her some ice. Of course I said no. Then she wanted to come and see me. Said no again. I took some delight in her predicament but then thought, I could not give a fuck.

New job next week. Still labouring. Drinking heavy still and enjoying it.

Im starting to believe in Karma. Or in a rational sense, you reap what you sow.

Moral of the story? No real moral. Just dont marry fucked up junkie cunt women

Closet Furry 14/03/03(Mon)19:23 No. 719068 [Reply]

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i don't know, the thing looks cool and all, but when i listen to the guy talk i can't help but think... it took him six years of R&D to figure out the principles of mathematics i understood in kindergarten....

of course, in kindergarten i wasn't making commercial products targeted at upper-class nitwits...

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Optimus Prime 14/03/03(Mon)23:48 No. 719088

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So... this will allow me to put larger objects underneath for storage? Probably not. Will this take up less space than a traditional size bed?... Nope. Is this more cost effective? No. I can't see what I would use this for. Besides, I bet some young ones or some old people would trip on the cables.

Mudkip 14/03/04(Tue)02:18 No. 719098

Why, simple, of course. It allows us to better caress our esteemed corporate sycophants vast, sweeping egos in waves of pure scintillating moonlight, in recognition of their divine supremacy as gods among men. For this is the ultimate purpose of humanity, to erect CEOs shimmering brilliantine cocks, languish all glory upon their glistening length, and sacrifice (or at very least appear to) all manner of decency, taste, ethics, or even the laws of nature in effigy.

All hail, the invention of the year.

For the man who lives isolated in a tower with nothing in his entire life but himself, because his own greatness is all he or anyone would ever need. ...a man who, upon reading a book, can only gaze out the window below and weep.

Forever and ever amen.

W. T. Snacks 14/03/04(Tue)02:42 No. 719099

Hah, that's in Amsterdam next to the central station.

Sonichu 14/03/03(Mon)05:02 No. 719017 [Reply]

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But what the fuck? If all he does is neuter dogs, how is that different from doing a psychiatrist show where all they do is lobotomize people?

Also, they have vets claiming that neutering dogs at the age of 6 months is ideal. No it's not, they'll die of obesity and apathy long before they are meant to.

I'm beginning to question that he is a legit whisperer at all.

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tee 14/03/03(Mon)20:50 No. 719071

>Let's not forget that they are animals and we are humans and that there is a difference. Perhaps one day physically and intellectually superior beings will abuse and manipulate humans or even keep us as pets. If we cannot overcome it, nor do we desire to, then it is our place to live that way.
I get the point you're trying to make but if said 'superior beings' were going around and forcibly modifying us to be subservient to their will it would not be ok; and that is exactly what happens when people neuter their dogs when the purpose is to modifying its behaviour.

N3X15 14/03/03(Mon)22:55 No. 719077

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Neutering always made me think of those eunuch slaves ancient rich dicks used to keep. It's not ok in my book.

Spiderman 14/03/04(Tue)00:13 No. 719091

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>>719077
Castration does some weird shit to the body. In ye olden days, they used to castrate prepubal boys to make them opera singers. The lack of hormones made them huge, because the growth wasn't regulated like in normal kids. They'd be like 2 meters tall when the average at the time was something like 1.6. And they'd have powerful lungs with angelic voices.
Fucking weird.

The same happens with cats when they get castrated at an early age. They grow really big, with huge heads. Dogs to my knowledge tend to get really fat, to the point where their joint give in, and they just sort of waste away.

I just don't get it. Why get a dog like a rottweiler or bull/terrier, who has very energetic and strongminded traits, only to neuter them and render it all moot? What's the point?

ian 14/03/02(Sun)08:03 No. 718974 [Reply]

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you never hear about Argentina, what do ya reckon is goin on down there... is anyone here from Argentina?

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Steve 14/03/03(Mon)08:37 No. 719034

>>719029
back to niggertits

Cryomancer 14/03/03(Mon)09:33 No. 719039

Aguante argentina

symbion 14/03/03(Mon)09:59 No. 719040

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKUSF1YxCk0
This represents Argentina perfectly

p4ch3c0 14/02/27(Thu)13:06 No. 718802 [Reply]

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If you push this button $1,000,000 will be transferred into a new bank account for you. $100 will be transferred from each account of various innocent, good, working people living near the poverty line.

Other than this there will be no questioning, consequences, or taxes. The money will be yours to do with as you see fit.

Will you steal the money?

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ian 14/03/03(Mon)00:57 No. 719008

You sure there are enough innocent good working people? >;D

But yeah...shiny red button, i pressed it before i even read the post...like 13+ times.....oh well, people are broke now.

Bill 14/03/03(Mon)05:02 No. 719018

Ive been broke most my life so its finally about time something comes my fucking way.

herp 14/03/03(Mon)18:54 No. 719067

I of course would and wouldn't even feel bad, what kind of question is that?

N3X15 14/03/03(Mon)04:51 No. 719016 [Reply]

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Little cupcakes

Optimus Prime 14/01/04(Sat)01:07 No. 715696 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

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Its been a few years since I have been here 7chan. Last I heard you guys were dead. Is this place still a hub of faggotree?(The good kind). Or is it a ghost town like every other *chan?

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W. T. Snacks 14/03/02(Sun)22:09 No. 719001

Has anybody visited niggertits /b/ recently? It was literally like fucking facebook but with more porn, gore, and deviantart shit.

insults are met with comments saying "wow wtf is ur problem ;("

posts that people dont like are met with dozens of people spamming "MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS!!1 MODSMODSMODS!!, omg where are d mods!?"

There are several threads per hour that are just "post pics of u /b/" and nearly everyone is a fucking 12 year old faggot.

I dont even.....

Weeabot 14/03/03(Mon)00:30 No. 719006

>>718971
I didn't say it was a bad thing.

symbion 14/03/03(Mon)04:49 No. 719015

>>719001
Sounds like they've babied their users for so long they can't even handle a little internet.

Stay frosty 7chan.

p4ch3c0 14/02/06(Thu)10:39 No. 717631 [Reply]

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Hey guys I have a question
If al qeada and iran really want to destroy isreal and kill the jews why dont they infect their water/food supply with Botulinum toxin and Pneumonic plague?
Without a doubt every border EVERY fucking border would close up and block all exports to prevent the infections from getting into their country I doubt anyone would suspect al qeada since everyone thinks they are a joke and not capable of doing such act
not to mention Pneumonic plague killed 10 million

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ian 14/03/02(Sun)16:08 No. 718987

>>718973
our "entire species" is most likely a hybrid of several homonid subspecies, theirs being one that decided to keep reproduction within their own clan fairly early on.

OP 14/03/02(Sun)19:16 No. 718990

>>718933
they were brave enough to do 9/11

Lorf 14/03/02(Sun)19:19 No. 718991

>>718948
okay but those jews/romans...whatever
that killed jesus is long long dead why genocide The ones who had nothing to do with it?

4chan user 14/03/02(Sun)11:36 No. 718979 [Reply]

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_information_awareness

So 7chan, what does the NSA think of you?

I'm guessing they think I'm a psycho axe murderer by now...

O.P. 14/03/02(Sun)12:21 No. 718981

startpage.com

OP 14/03/03(Mon)21:14 No. 719072

>>718981
well aren't you such a clever internet escape artist

Bob Ross 14/03/01(Sat)21:14 No. 718940 [Reply]

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Is this guy Mel Gibson?

p4ch3c0 14/03/02(Sun)03:37 No. 718966

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He sure do look like a dickhead.

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