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Mudkip 15/08/24(Mon)11:30 No. 744155 [Reply]
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what online news do you watch?
i like RT, NHK, and la-jazeera




Cryomancer 15/08/23(Sun)20:38 No. 744125 [Reply]
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I think we are soon getting to the point that people will start pleasuring themselves to pornography they see on their phones. What with screen sizes getting bigger and the advent of motion video on the screen I mean. Some people probably already have. I literally tear up in laughter when I think about some guy with a little phone in one hand 6 inches from his face and the other hand whackin it.


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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 15/08/24(Mon)06:48 No. 744145

>>744125
In 2006, while we were in a long distance relationship, I fapped to the video I took of my Japanese girlfriend and I having sex in my apartment just off campus--on my PEG-NX70V/U, in 2003.


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Weeabot 15/08/24(Mon)08:12 No. 744148

>>744145
Op here, I thought of something similar. You see, I still have my Samsung Instinct. (For airwolfs sakes when are the promised applications coming!) I was on the Appalachian trail section hiking Maryland and all that gunk. This dude was obviously a rich kid with his white gas stove and advanced filtration, aquamira. Anyways, I lent him my Sanyo 4900 and my usenet friends at the time loaded it up with Kona Carmack pmom 2 1996 and some random kids that they converted from film, yeah having sex and stuff when their parents were at a gymnastics class at the YMCA.


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Novice Equestrian 15/08/24(Mon)11:07 No. 744152

Yeah. I use my phone for porn. I stand over the toilet, Put the phone down on the top of the toilet and pull it. Why is this so odd to you? It's nice and clean and I can turn that shit down and close it in an instance and continue on with my day. Where the hell would I cum while sitting in a chair at my computer? My hand? A sock? And you think I'm the odd one.




Miku Fanboy 15/08/23(Sun)19:51 No. 744122 [Reply]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMSdcGhSjzg


THINKING ABOUT BEING POISNED IN ANY WAY LITERALLY TURNS YOU INTO A SCHIZOPHRENIC WHO BECOMES A COMPLETE TOOL FOR THE SYSTEM WHO BELIEVES HIS LIFE IS CONTROLLED BY GOD AND IS ON THE SAME FREQENCY AS THE TELEVISION


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This schizophrenia is meant for powerful people who have to worry about everyone poisoning them to kill them for their power
Part of the schizophrenia the video doesn't show is an inescapable feeling of being controlled
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If you go on the internet and learn about GMOS you become a schizophrenic like that because you think about "GMO POISON"
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When you become a schizophrenic you need to have a religion or "destiny" or else some random bs from the internet like mind control gets you
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Homicide 15/08/23(Sun)20:15 No. 744123

I hope you keep putting me in hospitals along with the rest of the people that figure out there's no mind control, cause we're gonna feel it. We're ALL gonna feel it. We are all one, anonymous legion. We do not forgive we do not forget.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


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Miku Fanboy 15/08/23(Sun)21:21 No. 744126

Islandia was smart eh? I thought so too. Awhile ago.


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Marisa Kirisame 15/08/23(Sun)21:44 No. 744127

Move the English and Irish to greenland where communism is a necessity and you got it made. There's no need for faith anymore. It's extraneous, irrelevant.




h 15/08/21(Fri)20:18 No. 744067 [Reply]
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Today was a terrible day, just went from bad to worse, so I'm walking home in a semi-rage and as I pass an alley way a cat runs out and almost trips me up , this is where my memory ends until I come to panting and covered in the cats blood, its body literally ripped apart, it looked like a pack of pitbulls had used it for sport.

I can only assume I did that, but I have no recollection of it what so ever.

Anyone else ever experienced something like this?

Pic related.


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Spider Expert 15/08/22(Sat)06:44 No. 744082

You killed a cat? Can't say that I have but there was thig gang in my neighbourhood growing up called "Killa-Bee'sz" where you had to kill a cat to become ar member. They were all a buncha wannabe's ofc.


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N3X15 15/08/23(Sun)18:11 No. 744120

>>744082
i joined a similar wanna-be branch of the CRIPS as a youth; we held a ritual beating for new members, mebership was to be considered for life.

i never met anyone from our supposed connection to the nation-wide gang.

we were all white.




symbion 15/08/23(Sun)09:51 No. 744099 [Reply]
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The internet in China sucks humongous spinning horsecocks, let me count the ways:

1. No google. No google ajax, no google mail, no google partners or subsidiaries, no google anything. This pretty much shuts down half of all interaction with the western world's internet; for example it is impossible to star a thread on 7chan because no captcha. Are there alternatives? Oh yeah, see point 3.

2. Slow like injecting frozen mollases up an infant's ureathra. Slow, very very airwolfing slow, as if every http request were processed by a single home/office router, which I am almost certain is the case. Yes they have supercomputers, but they make too much money doing outsourced work to be used for things like internal security.

3. Shameless shoddy shit. Like everything else made by Chinese for Chinese, their websites suck in every possible way. Shit coding, cut corners, and failed attempts to patch over problems with cheap decoration. Online train/bus/hotel reservations? Sure--except you can't use the "online reservations" counter to pick them up, because they aren't firs, second, or even third party travel agent reservations--pretty much every service in China is subject to "fourth party" retail, by which I mean some fat guy in a sweaty t-shirt standing on the corner who will rudely ask you for additional money and actually is an official representative of the booking agency. That's a "good" website, 3/5 others are outright scams--there's a reason "shanghai" is a verb in English that means "to swindle" and the information age has only compunded Chinese ability to rip off each other and any hapless foriegners who wander into their (ever-expanding) territory.

4. "SHUT. DOWN. EVERYHING." Suspicious activity? whole domain blocked and DNS records intentionally poisoned to prevent others from attemping that in the future. No IRC, the entire protocol is apparently unnaceptable, etc etc.

Don't get me wrong, I had a great trip. Despite being quagmired neck deep in it's own shit, China is a wonderful country full of kind and welcoming people--but the internet in China is just horrible.

Pic marginally related, an Angry-go-round.


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Spider Expert 15/08/23(Sun)14:39 No. 744105

>>744099

You need to thaw the molasses before injection.


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Miku Fanboy 15/08/23(Sun)16:13 No. 744109

>>744105
That would make it much faster yes?




Spider Expert 15/08/21(Fri)12:32 No. 744056 [Reply]
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Does anyone feel like airwolfing some shit up?


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zeneslev 15/08/22(Sat)06:48 No. 744083

>>744056

I hear Destiny calling.

She says she wants her child back.


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h 15/08/22(Sat)08:13 No. 744084

Sometimes yes.




herp 15/08/19(Wed)23:38 No. 744023 [Reply]
744023

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sup /b/
whats the best way to find out what someone's kinks are without asking?


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Panawave 15/08/21(Fri)06:14 No. 744050

I've had this happen to me tonight. I was using a GE "microwaving oven" to quickly reheat some sausages and pasta alfredo. One part of the dinner was getting warm and one part not so much so I swirled it all together because my nephew said those ovens zap the food unevenly. Anyways, as I was pulling the plate out of the oven, the sausage casing exploded and Alfredo got all over the side of my face. Technology is a bummer sometimes.


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Brony 15/08/21(Fri)22:24 No. 744069

>>744050
thats just jizz on a guy's face


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4chan user 15/08/22(Sat)06:43 No. 744081

>>744069
You'll need a better story than that when your wife and kids find it.




herp 15/08/04(Tue)00:10 No. 743629 [Reply]
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I consider myself a semi-sociopath. I say this because I can use my intelligence and charm to manipulate people and situations while still retaining the ability to feel empathy and love. I care about people, and I am generally selfless. However I am 100% capable of manipulating people into doing things I want them to do, feeling what I want them to feel. I can also change the outcomes of competitions and other events/situations in my favor or in the common favor.

Would you consider me a semi-sociopath?


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[tags4lyf]PEARS 15/08/21(Fri)14:05 No. 744060

>>744058
All of OP's secrets revealed! /thread


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Sonichu 15/08/21(Fri)20:00 No. 744066

>>743629

Everything you've said so far could 100% accurately describe me. I feel better knowing there are others as emotionally stunted as me out there, thank you <3


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Lorf 15/08/22(Sat)06:34 No. 744080

>>743629
Manipulation is a trait that everyone has, its just about mastering it in the end...
That is my opinion anyways.




symbion 15/08/21(Fri)23:36 No. 744070 [Reply]
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F40PH


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Marisa Kirisame 15/08/22(Sat)05:47 No. 744078
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OK but no castrated trains like OP's.




Novice Equestrian 15/05/23(Sat)18:52 No. 741011 [Reply]
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it's caturday.
post some cats.


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tee 15/08/18(Tue)11:33 No. 743982



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Bob Ross 15/08/18(Tue)20:59 No. 743992



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h 15/08/21(Fri)20:31 No. 744068

Anyone ever play that game were you jump out and scare a cat during rush hour traffic and see how long it takes to get run over?




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