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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 15/05/04(Mon)07:14 No. 740446 [Reply]

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Wishing 7chan a happy Full Flower Moon! Can you see it outside tonight? It's looking to be a nice one from where I live. Just a little more than 30min or so.

Some say that this moon brings along with it increased fertility and sexual drive. Well, I guess we can discover that out for ourselves! ;)

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h 15/05/12(Tue)07:57 No. 740678

What game is that character from and is it out yet? I've seen it around before..

herp 15/05/12(Tue)22:05 No. 740684


that was incredible, thank you for that

poe 15/05/17(Sun)03:47 No. 740806

Liru from Magical Pokaan. There is a longer name but just punch that in Altavista.

N3X15 15/05/05(Tue)01:21 No. 740461 [Reply]

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Would cereal be less drippy if milk had a higher surface tension?

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tee 15/05/14(Thu)06:27 No. 740725

Has pornography taught you nothing? Human women are the freakiest of bitches. They'll do anything if you know how to convince them correctly.

If anything, they'll be easier to control without physical restraints (though doubtlessly a few of them will beg for them anyway, so why not indulge them?). Just put a screen in front of them. When there's a 'ville to be farmed, a candy to be crushed, a Pinterest to pin, or a Tumblr to tumble all over, women will be there. I wouldn't put it past most of them to take selfies of their breasts getting pumped and Snapchat them out to all the cute boys, and a few would even dare to Instagram that shit.

An occupation like this would appeal to the large masses of both bored housewives and rachet-ass hoes alike, either for the excitement or for the extra cash.

O.P. 15/05/14(Thu)14:44 No. 740726

>Has pornography taught you nothing?

This must be one of the greatest introductory sentences, ever.

Marisa Kirisame 15/05/15(Fri)00:14 No. 740736

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b - lactose juice suckers

N3X15 15/04/30(Thu)09:29 No. 740373 [Reply]

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Finally saw Ender's Game. Except for the nymphets I didn't care much for it. The book is better.

But I will have wet dreams about Valentine Wiggin.

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Closet Furry 15/05/01(Fri)10:47 No. 740394

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r000t 15/05/02(Sat)09:18 No. 740405



Optimus Prime 15/05/15(Fri)11:24 No. 740763

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Oh you, you got me, you.

Cryomancer 15/04/28(Tue)04:30 No. 740272 [Reply]

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What's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen faggots?

I'd put the comma where it goes in that sentence, but then it would read like, what's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? Faggots? And you'd be like, no, I don't find faggots altogether all that beautiful, and this conversation would go nowhere.

The sun is going down over a field and there's no sunset. Just yellow sunbeams streaking over the grass over the tops of my hands at a low angle, highlighting all my veins in a monochromatic glow, making them look much older than they are. That's pretty good. Tarkovsky's movie Solaris is pretty good too. That guy would have made a hell of a painter 500 years ago.

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Miku Fanboy 15/04/28(Tue)17:23 No. 740292

When I was a kid I found a scorpion next to a lizard, both dead, I still believe they killed each other in a deadly fight.

I put them in a jar with alcohol but my mother threw it to the garbage a few years ago.

Christian Weston Chandler 15/04/28(Tue)17:48 No. 740293

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>What's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen faggots?

Hiking up a mountain in China we turned a corner to see a big ol' waterfall coming down in front of us. The waterfall dropped down onto a jutting outcrop of rock that had been smoothed off with erosion before flowing off the edge and down another drop whose depths I could not see. Beautiful but not the best part.

So, a couple of us climbed down onto this outcrop, encountered a snake and scared the thing over the edge. Then I look across from the edge. Beautiful doesn't describe it. The waterfall was on the edge of the mountain range facing outwards. The view was breathtaking, the mountains opened up to the sides and the waterfall dropped down beneath us out of view and emerged as a river on the plains at the bottom of our view. The plains stretched all the way to the horizon with barely a sign of civilisation and just where the horizon dropped off, rows upon rows of mountains emerged before fading into the sky line.

Got a few photos but the camera really doesn't do it justice. The strangest thing about the whole thing was the distant mountains, they were at such a distance I had no depth perception on their ranks making them look like somebody had painted them onto the sky line in layers.

Fun endnote: When I saw this view the first words out of my mouth were "Holy shit!", classy.

He-Man 15/04/29(Wed)03:07 No. 740302

This person's porch. It's awesome.

Liru Fanboy 15/05/15(Fri)08:21 No. 740749 [Reply]

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Geometry can make any chart look balanced.

Moot 15/04/18(Sat)20:34 No. 739967 [Reply]

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What would the universe be like if electrons we're the dize of green peas and had the mass of three solar masses?

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Homicide 15/05/12(Tue)00:35 No. 740672

Are you saying nothing else in the universe is bigger, just electrons? Your vibrating butt plug is going to need a much bigger battery.

If you are not saying that then everything would be exactly the same just larger from our universe's perspective. So, that universe might have a vibrating butt plug that comes in your size.

Mudkip 15/05/12(Tue)01:41 No. 740673


Bob Ross 15/05/13(Wed)23:43 No. 740709

The peas would collapse into black holes and suck any matter nearby.

[tags4lyf]PEARS 15/04/05(Sun)01:30 No. 739537 [Reply]

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Hi Anon. I have noticed, that I spend a lot of time choosing porn video. I have thought how would be cool to enter on website and start watch porn without choosing. If you don't like video - just simple watch next one.

So I have decided to develop this service: http://xrandom.net
Pic related.

On this website you can see random HD porn videos and you can see two or three (or any count) of videos simultaneously.

What do you think about it, Anon? I really need a feedback.

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Bob Ross 15/04/11(Sat)04:23 No. 739711

This is something to take up in /7ch/, make a thread in there yo!
It would be an awesome feature added to porn boards, and theme-based like /h/ for hentai, /s/ for vanilla porn, /di/ for shemales, etc.

Steve 15/05/10(Sun)19:49 No. 740644

If you are interested in 7chan xrandom integration, please sign the petition:


PrettyPony 15/05/13(Wed)09:49 No. 740700

Holly airwolf your amazing!

derp 15/05/08(Fri)03:32 No. 740535 [Reply]

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Real sex is boring for me, I often catch myself thinking that I am doing it just as a habit. Fapping to the fantasy i so much more exciting.

But sometimes I think that maybe somewhere someone really beautiful, passionate, creative, uninhibited and skilled people exist that experience and enjoy sex so fantastic that it is as good as fantasy.

In a way I need to believe this to keep my fantasies vibrant. Do you anons think they really exist?

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Reimu Hakurei 15/05/10(Sun)16:43 No. 740636


herp 15/05/11(Mon)10:37 No. 740660


I couldn't have worded that better myself, an experiment made on the same subject is a stupid thing to do, unless you change the method, the more creative you are the best the results you get.

I know it is a airwolfing cliche, but try spicing it up, ugh I feel dirty for typing that, you don't need to go straight to extravagant, I'm always selfish when it comes to sex, but I give my all every single time.

Such a faggot, right? An enabler, airwolf no, It's a two player game and the winner has to be the man. How do you win? Make her cum.

That's your goal, she might be fat, ugly or a prostitute(I've never been with any, luckily, but airwolf if I've been close), but if you don't make her come it's a blow to the collective Man Pride.

Don't worry, we can handle anything, you can lose as much as you want, we are man after all, but make sure to try each time, don't let her know you are trying, that's a no-airwolfing-no too, be subtle, be a man.

p4ch3c0 15/05/13(Wed)02:14 No. 740693

Making woman cum is easy. At least in my humble experience. Especially when you have a long term partner you learn her body well enough to do this without putting a real effort. And suddenly this becomes routine. So yeah, maybe this can be exciting if you going for one night stands, but not everyone does this.

h 15/05/12(Tue)05:55 No. 740674 [Reply]

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I'm going to buy a sailboat, anons.
A smallish one that's not quite as spensive to own. Like mabe a little Santana or something. Then convert it to a 1br apt, and drift around the canary islands until I die.

r000t 15/05/12(Tue)06:47 No. 740676

That's cool man. Be sure to keep a journal.

p4ch3c0 15/05/12(Tue)16:28 No. 740681

Sounds lovely. I took lessons in sailing two years ago, and it really is a wonderful thing, especially if you're in good company.

4chan user 15/05/09(Sat)16:09 No. 740596 [Reply]

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"Anon! there is package left for you at the door!"
Open it up and see this, what do?

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tee 15/05/10(Sun)01:25 No. 740617

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Closet Furry 15/05/10(Sun)08:36 No. 740627

Oh? Is my pedo box of the month already here?

Spiderman 15/05/10(Sun)13:03 No. 740632

"Your 11 year old arrived on time?"
"Yes, but the soda is missing."
"She didn't drink the soda en route?"
"No, there's not even a bottle."
"Sorry to hear about that sir, we'll have another sent right away. Sprite, Coca Cola, or Dr. Pepper?"

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