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Lorf 14/12/15(Mon)05:08 No. 735770 [Reply]

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Sometimes I wish I did what most 20 year olds do. I wish I could go out clubbing, get drunk and have sex with girls I've never met and don't know the last name of. Then I realize I don't need that in my life.

Then I realize it would probably be fun.

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h 14/12/16(Tue)19:42 No. 735841

You can always identify a talentless poser, by the costumes they wear.

The more talent you have, the less you have to work to sell it, & the less you have to hide behind the facade of an identity borrowed from people more successful at what you're trying to do.

symbion 14/12/16(Tue)21:48 No. 735845

crystal castles

Reimu Hakurei 14/12/17(Wed)11:45 No. 735861

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This is me, hoping that OP does not literally think that most twenty year olds do this. I would be shocked if even fifty percent of twenty year olds can afford to go out clubbing every night, and that's limiting my analysis to just young adults in first world nations. Among those left who can afford it, how many live in areas where the drinking age is that low or have a fake id? The reality is probably closer to ten percent. Getting laid is damn difficult regardless of age.

So that I am not being all negative, have a picture of cute panda bear.

Seriously, contentment begins with being grateful for what you have. Start there. If you begin from a point of envy, whether that envy is based on an accurate perception or not, you poison your own journey of happiness.

r000t 14/07/09(Wed)08:18 No. 726939 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]

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Putin thread.

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h 14/12/16(Tue)05:07 No. 735814

That comic is clever, but a total cheap shot.
His newer material isn't as consistently brilliant, but it's still good.
And every once in a while he still puts out the occasional gem.

N3X15 14/12/16(Tue)11:32 No. 735829

I like xkcd. Even if it's not the most orgasmic humor, some of the earlier comics pertaining to life, philosophy, and romance are pretty nice.

4chan user 14/12/17(Wed)10:50 No. 735859

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2014/12/15/russias-economy-is-doomed-its-that-simple/ At least Putin makes Russia seem tough! Because that's what counts: other world leaders fearing yours at any and all cost.

Mudkip 14/12/04(Thu)03:46 No. 735225 [Reply]

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What fools you are,

My name is Dagoth Ur, and I'm a god. All of you are skinny, grey-skinned chain-smokers who spend every second of their day being racist xenophobes. You are everything wrong in Resdayn. Honestly, can any of you even punch a scrib? I mean, I guess it's fun randomly murdering people in their homes, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than skewering an orc in bonemold with the Spear of Bitter Mercy just for a muffin.

Don't read The Stranger. Just hit me with your best enchanted with absorb health on strike daedric daikatana. I'm pretty much the Sharmat. I was faithful friend to Lord Indoril Nerevar, and I'm constructing Akulakhan with the power of Lorkhan's Heart. How do you use your major skills, other than "jump around like a tard to grind Acrobatics"? I also send dreams to my followers, and I can control my corprus (just cut a big chunk off; shit was SO fleshy). Is this how you honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned? You are all imperial dogs who should just be driven from Morrowind. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my second numidium.

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Closet Furry 14/12/15(Mon)01:07 No. 735751

How in the hell did you turn "I like it" into "it's perfect"?

Steve 14/12/15(Mon)01:08 No. 735752

Jesus Christ this post is a whirlwind of stupid.

Sazpaimon 14/12/16(Tue)20:41 No. 735844

sorry, I was confused by the fact that you replied to a post praising MGE's feature to increase render distance and MGE screenshots featuring a vastly increased render distance with
>I liked the lower render distance
while still somehow referring to MGE.

4chan user 14/11/11(Tue)19:10 No. 734424 [Reply]

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My spouse died and now I am an alcoholic and things are getting bad. Promised my sister I wouldn't try to kill myself without giving her a chance to talk me out of it, But that sounds like such a hassle.

Don't even want to die that badly, really, I'm just kind of over feeling like shit every day and crying all The time, so if I happen to to roll the dice on getting drunk and taking some pills maybe I'll wake up, or maybe I won't. Who cares.

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Miku Fanboy 14/12/15(Mon)06:06 No. 735773

Before you kill yourself, this thread has alot of love in it I can tell you that.
That's all you really need... you need a reason to see clearly that you can live life right now and be happy.
All I have to say is: before you buy a gun, or invest anything towards your death, at least spend a few more bucks towards your life. Going skydiving would be fun... but I had something else in mind.
This is expirimental, but I used it on myself and I beleive I hold a secret: the use of psychidelics to treat specific cases of depression and suicide like mine and your own. Get LSD, you can order it off The Marketplace (its a deepweb website). Get some shrooms (you can get it there too, or order the spores online legally from the normalnet). Spend less than $2000 to go and do some ayahuasca in Peru in a retreat. Do peyote with some native americans. Take up meditation or yoga, and meditate while you take a tab of LSD.
I had depression that was really hard to solve, because basically I knew that I wanted to really know the truth about life or kill myself. Make that your primary goal, because clearly your other beleives have of course been destroyed by the tyrant that is time, and knowing the truth is a man's only mission; a mission he must do alone.. .a mission that he WILL do alone.
Reading spirituality books like Eckhart Tolle's Power of Now, expirimenting with psychidelics (by your own shamanism or with a more proffessional spiritual guide), taking up meditation or yoga, traveling to places like temples or just traveling the world in general (sometimes you may be living on nothing more than a prayer), there's a million ways to find your own journey and enlightenment.
Life is a weird chemical reaction that's happened to our tiny speck of dust called Earth in the Cosmos, and it's actually kind of magical and beautiful... Kind of imagine how you see the world of Elder Scrolls, that's how I see life here on Earth, and I see myself as a life form too, who is part of the whole and I have to use my being to help other life forms realize themselves in this life too :)

ian 14/12/15(Mon)10:36 No. 735786

You sound a lot like a friend I have named Jake. we would read The Power of Now and hangout on his porch.

all of those things are true and will improve your attitude about life, and thusly, affect how life reacts to you around you.

Homicide 14/12/16(Tue)11:49 No. 735832

self help books?

If you want intellectual armament you can actually use, read bhuddist texts and war manuals.

Man up OP. You are alive. There must be something I more useful to do with yourself than fill a hole in the ground.

Marisa Kirisame 14/05/06(Tue)10:38 No. 722687 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]

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Dream thread. Post any dreams that you remember. Pic related: my bed.

I was looking at a CD album art that looked like a gray arch and some clouds, or maybe a girl's butt, but probably a grey stone arch and some grey clouds. Señora S., my Spanish teacher, was explaining to us about the artist, and I looked forward and saw a larger image of the painting. There was a tornado in the ocean, and I asked if God was angry. Señora S. said no, it was only a demon. The tornado turned into a storm that generated some orange light. It plunged down into the water and then exploded, and out of it came an aircraft. This aircraft was similar to the Halberd (Kirby, video game) in shape, but mostly it resembled what I imagined Howl's castle (Howl's Moving Castle, movie) to look like when it was first created. It was a great airship with many wings and Howl was there shouting about how great it was to be flying in the airship, and I was there with him. He said to someone who I now assume to be Calcifer that he should have brought another blanket. We were flying low over great mountains now, and then we were upon them, sliding along the ridge, being pulled by a rope. The ridge was sharp. There was no flat area on the ridge, only an edge where the two sides of the mountain came together. We continued along for some time, slowing down and climbing a bit more upward now. I was holding on to the rope, and pulling myself up, and I realized that I was the last in the band of climbers who perhaps resembled the band of dwarfs in The Hobbit, and so I ran. We came to what seemed to be the top of the mountain, because there were bushes and a stone path. We went up this stone path, amid some apprehensions. I was still the last in line, along with some other person, and we heard someone say "Get out of here!" and so I ran the other way. I soon decided that I should not abandon my company, and I went back up the stone path, grabbing onto the bushes to pull me along because it is hard to run in a dream, and there were some of our men and some soldiers with brown stone blocks as part of their heads or their hats, I'm not sure. We were lined up along what looked like a runway for a plane, and there might have been a castle in the background, but I was not paying attention to that. It was like a turn-based RPG. I did a combo attack with my spear, and woke up.

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W. T. Snacks 14/12/12(Fri)10:51 No. 735648

I dreamed of Yosemite.

poe 14/12/13(Sat)10:06 No. 735679

Last night I had a dream in which I watched a girl in my bio class get raped and I couldn't move meh

Cryomancer 14/12/16(Tue)11:30 No. 735827

How did that make you feel?

zeneslev 14/12/15(Mon)21:48 No. 735792 [Reply]

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Sad Joe Biden Thread?

Cryomancer 14/12/13(Sat)21:50 No. 735700 [Reply]

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i think we should groom politicians better.

we should make a u.n. country and send all the future politicians there, from as many possible countries as possible. To be a student there, aka future politician, you must first be extremely well connected to your home country, past and present. Then once they get accepted into the program they will interact on learning eachother's backgrounds and planning for the future through government actions. If these students who have come to know each other at this institution become government officials, their experience will make them more likely to make positive advancements rather than negative or stagnant ones

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W. T. Snacks 14/12/14(Sun)10:12 No. 735722

this may be something that only happens in the Commonwealth - Parliamentary question time. if you've ever seen it, it's bewildering that adults could behave like this. jeering like 12-year-olds, interrupting each other, throwing insults that would ordinarily merit a slander lawsuit if it weren't for parliamentary privilege.

the person assigned to moderate this pack of fools is the Speaker of the House. all they can do is shout a little louder or ban someone.

what i would like to see is each politician sealed inside an airtight and sound-proof chamber. the Speaker can grant the right to address the house by turning on their microphone.

the Speaker can also ban someone from the house by turning off their air supply.

Lorf 14/12/15(Mon)02:16 No. 735757

Sounds gay...

O.P. 14/12/15(Mon)09:02 No. 735782

Hey, question time is some hilarious shit especially when it's not your country being governed by puerile twats.

Homicide 14/12/15(Mon)04:38 No. 735765 [Reply]

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The funniest plot in porn, and what seems to be remarkably good acting. Though I don't speak their language, so I'd need someone who actually knows what they're saying to verify that their vocal inflections and general voice is on par with their seemingly natural body language.


Am I the only one laughing?

Lorf 14/12/15(Mon)05:55 No. 735772

>Am I the only one laughing?

Must be. Everyone else is just masturbating.

W. T. Snacks 14/12/15(Mon)08:31 No. 735781

You can't laugh and masturbate at the same time? It's not quite as good as laughing while airwolfing and feeling the other person's laughter pulsing from their genitalia, but it's still an enjoyable experience.

poe 14/12/09(Tue)08:20 No. 735512 [Reply]

Youtube - Toggle Video
  "Ethno-nationalism is itself a good"
Arbitrary claim.

"all virtue is a negotiation between the higher and the lower"
Arbitrary claim. False dichotomy.

"If it doesn't accord with basic biology it's not a virtue, it's a perversion"
Arbitrary claim. False dichotomy.

"You cannot have a healthy culture without ethno-nationalism underlying the whole thing"
Arbitrary claim.

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Moot 14/12/15(Mon)04:06 No. 735763

Isn't that virtue ethics? Or am I mistaken?

Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 14/12/15(Mon)06:45 No. 735774


You fail so hard.

Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 14/12/15(Mon)06:46 No. 735775

>calling something arbitrary doesn't really mean anything

Is this meta-humor or are you really so dense?

symbion 14/12/14(Sun)03:06 No. 735712 [Reply]

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If I found out who stole my wallet and used my credit card, I'd track them down, torture them and kill them. Scum of the Earth landfill trash.
It scares me because I truly would. When my rage goes beyond the screaming and punching walls, I get silent.

I would find out their schedule; how they live. I'd watch from a distance and plan the perfect moment to grasp them to utterly torture and end their life.

The people who lack the most primitive morality do not warrant the continuation of living.

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OP 14/12/14(Sun)20:32 No. 735737

also, why can't you just get the stolen money refunded?
all the shills are praising the benefits of CC refunds.

Bob Ross 14/12/15(Mon)03:08 No. 735760

Didn't know a 13 year old not-so-wealthy girl could load up her vehicle with $17 of gas.

Sazpaimon 14/12/15(Mon)04:52 No. 735769


No you wouldn't, you are a pussy.

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