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symbion 15/07/20(Mon)09:47 No. 743156 [Reply]
743156

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I want to find an ultra rich asian to wife.

I'm a white guy in my late 20s, tall, fit, went to university for 7 years and am a professional. I was raised lower middle class (I'm not sure if this info is relevant, i'll mention it to be safe).

I've had yellow fever for years. I've dated 10+ asian girls (mostly falling in the 7-8.5/10 range and 3-6 years younger than me). I told them all since day 1 I had no intention to wife them. I am honest and faithful but not their boyfriend.

My goal is to wife an ultra rich Asian. I've only dated two who'd I call ultra rich (they drove a ferrari and an audi convertible as their first cars) one dumped me because I couldn't afford to buy her expensive stuff (she was shallow and freely admitted it). The other realized I was just trying to bang her. And fair enough. She wasn't wife material.

I live in a city with lots of them so location shouldn't be an issue.

What steps should I take? I understand it'll take some luck (time & place cliche) but I"m willing to work on what I control to increase the odds. I plan on continuing to develop my career and keep fit. What else should I be doing? Are any of these marriages semi-arranged? Should I try to meet old rich chinese guys hoping they'll set me up with their daughters or nieces? Learn chinese? Go on chinese dating sites?

I have no set time limits to find a wife. I'm content being a bachelor and have no problems waiting for something good.

Thanks in advance, /b/. Any advice is appreciated.
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Mudkip 15/07/20(Mon)20:42 No. 743172

One way is to blackmail rich families and specify their daughter and maybe a better paying job as payment for your silence.

A more legal way is to get them straight from the source. If you're in the mood for, say, Chinese girls, look in China for a good one, and it's a similar thing with other nationalities and countries. At least then you'd have the advantage of being (relatively) foreign and exotic.


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Sonichu 15/07/22(Wed)13:17 No. 743240

>>743165
There are sone female Chinese moguls who would like to talk to you about "taking out the competition".


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Closet Furry 15/07/22(Wed)17:31 No. 743249

No actual advice. Just bumping and monitoring thread. Awaiting insightful replies.




O.P. 15/07/20(Mon)09:12 No. 743152 [Reply]

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  Although the information is outdated, I very much like the presentation by this calm, baritone, synthetic male voice.

It's like a movie announcer trying really hard to be boring.


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zeneslev 15/07/21(Tue)19:39 No. 743214

Hooray for historical artifacts.


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Marisa Kirisame 15/07/22(Wed)09:02 No. 743235

>>743214
I feel like I've come across a lost cache of 2006~7 internet scrolls.


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herp 15/07/22(Wed)09:04 No. 743236

There was a time of the season for Bel-Air.




poe 15/07/05(Sun)13:45 No. 742583 [Reply]
742583

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What was 7chan 2006/2007 like?


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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 15/07/20(Mon)04:24 No. 743142

>>743123
YES. Thank you my good sir.


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Lorf 15/07/21(Tue)06:30 No. 743190

Requesting caps from skooma threads. airwolf i wish i screencapped some of the hilarious shit back in the day.


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herp 15/07/22(Wed)00:09 No. 743227

>>743190
You know what's airwolfed up: your diceroll handle, Lorf.

Do you know who Lorf is? He's someone who would be interested in skooma, but not because it was popular: only because he was a feline furfag.




Marisa Kirisame 15/07/20(Mon)06:59 No. 743145 [Reply]
743145

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I know there exists software that spies on anyone using the same network as you, but is there software that checks to see if someone is spying on you? The last thing on my mind is what someone else is doing, but it doesn't seem to apply with someone using the same network. I'm convinced he looks at my desktop and what sites I've visited on a regular basis through IP access.

Software of this nature out there would be greatly appreciated. Thank!


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poe 15/07/20(Mon)09:39 No. 743155

You can't know if your local network is being monitored. Install the Tor Browser Bundle and be done with it.

It should go without saying, but if your computer is compromised that won't work. There's a distro called Tails. I've never used it, but it should do what you want.

>>743153
Most of them. GNU/Linux was a pain in the 90s, but now it's all pretty straightforward. In fact, you can use many distros without even installing them, as >>743148 said.
Give Mint a shot.


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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 15/07/20(Mon)10:46 No. 743157

>>743153
There are many distributions for many kinds of people. Being afraid of how much technical knowledge you need is preventing you from finding out for yourself which one is the most useful for you. If you don't get one, try another distro: they all run off CDs / USB drives, you can "try before you buy install", although with reduced performance.

I could go on for pages and pages about how each one is different, but let me give you a shortlist:
ElementaryOS
Linux Mint
ZorionOS

All three are Ubuntu derivatives, which is a Debian derivative, but each offers a uniquely noob-friendly desktop.

Elementary is going where Ubuntu promised to take Debian, but forgot about because of greed. Elementary features their Pantheon desktop (gtk3+granite, their own widget library), a set of rather sexy standard applications, and a number of tweaked ubuntu packages for a much sleeker, sensible design. The only thing I don't like about it is that it's Ubuntu-based, but they're working on it.

Linux Mint is very active after a great many Ubuntu users set sail that way because of Upstart, Unity, Mir and other great ideas disasters Canonical (the corporation behind Ubuntu) shoved down their throats. There are three official derivatives already! Two feature alternate desktops: Mate and Cinnamon, both based on the old Gnome2 desktop, which is kind of similar to the Windows desktop, simplistic. The other is backported to Debian and would run super stable, but lacks features. Mint ships with some of the commercially-licensed software that Ubuntu and Debian won't (video codecs, etc).

ZorinOS provides an explicitly windows-like experience, right down to the corporate backing. There's no learning curve for the desktop (start menu, quick launcher, application panel, tray icons, etc). Like all the others, you'll need to get used to a new suite of applications, but the Zorion people have taken great pains to make sure you notice this as little as possible. Their website shows off a lot of flashy effects, including a desktop cube and calls it "ZorionOS's Destkop Cube"; all of which is actually compiz which is available for any linux distribution.
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Bill 15/07/20(Mon)17:02 No. 743162

>>743151

das airwolfed up man. Never tolerate that bs




Lorf 15/07/07(Tue)05:25 No. 742657 [Reply]
742657

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What's your opinion on Donald Trump?


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OP 15/07/19(Sun)19:51 No. 743128

>>743120
Do you think he owns one of these?


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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 15/07/19(Sun)21:20 No. 743134

>>743128
He's probably using one as we speak.

How else would you explain him being so up his own ass?


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Bill 15/07/20(Mon)02:17 No. 743140

>>743134
[golden seal of approval.jpg]




Liru Fanboy 15/07/14(Tue)19:14 No. 742937 [Reply]
742937

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Blump Vs Tuco


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Christian Weston Chandler 15/07/15(Wed)17:56 No. 742965
742965

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Cryomancer 15/07/17(Fri)01:33 No. 743024

>>742961
Thank you for clarifying.


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Liru Fanboy 15/07/19(Sun)19:12 No. 743125

>>742965
I feel I must ask, source?




Spiderman 15/03/08(Sun)12:55 No. 738824 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
738824

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What music do you guys like?


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Panawave 15/07/02(Thu)16:44 No. 742460

Youtube - Toggle Video
  Bon Scott era AC/DC. Not that I don't like Brian Jones, just think Bon was sexier.


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Moot 15/07/19(Sun)16:44 No. 743117

Youtube - Toggle Video
  Usually not a GG Allin fan, but this cover of one of his songs shows his brilliance.


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Anonymous 15/07/24(Fri)02:54 No. 743306
743306

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poe 15/07/16(Thu)09:33 No. 742998 [Reply]
742998

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So I was listing on eBay and somehow came across this Watermelon themed dress being modeled by a very "Urben" (aka Ghetto) African-American woman.

Be honest folks, would any of you also immediately connected the dots, or am I just a terrible person?


PS.
So is this why the momthers on here prefer the White Womenz?


PSS.
Now I kind of want to eat the model's watermelon...

...Will I come back?


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Spiderman 15/07/17(Fri)01:02 No. 743022
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>>742998
Not to mention that the dress is only $20.

Honestly, though, if they hadn't added the word "watermelon," I wouldn't have seen it as such.
Gotta attract your demographics somehow.


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symbion 15/07/17(Fri)01:04 No. 743023

I've never seen a watermelon that looks like that. This is clearly false advertising.


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r000t 15/07/18(Sat)10:15 No. 743066

>>742998
I'd like to connect the dots on dat ass, if you catch my drift.

but in all seriousness, the idea came over me, but I don't give a shit. Black people liking watermelons is like accusing jews of being greedy.

Watermelon is delicious. and everyone is greedy.




Lorf 15/06/27(Sat)11:38 No. 742222 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
742222

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Does anyone miss Windows XP? Its interface, its graphics, its sounds... its everything. I feel feels.


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N3X15 15/07/17(Fri)06:34 No. 743029

There's a computer at work that runs XP. I play Pinball on it all the time.


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Bob Ross 15/07/17(Fri)11:07 No. 743034

>>743004
Do it, don't dual-boot: don't let windows anywhere near your MBR. You can run Winblow$ in virtualbox, right on top of your linux desktop.


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O.P. 15/07/17(Fri)18:25 No. 743036

>>743034 More sound advice. Win7 and 95 are god tier. I should build a powerful desktop.




Conductor Cat 15/06/04(Thu)08:52 No. 741400 [Reply]
741400

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Does anyone know examples of this phenomenon?


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ian 15/07/16(Thu)03:53 No. 742989

>>741683
Don't tell me you airwolfing believe the 'naughty sisters airwolf omg' videos are actually naughty sisters airwolfing.


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OP 15/07/16(Thu)04:03 No. 742990

>>741702
Yes


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Steve 15/07/16(Thu)17:34 No. 743005

>>742990
We already discussed this.

>>741703 >>741709 >>741711 >>741720 >>741721




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